WHAT: The Union of Egg-Chasing's premier international tournament.

WHEN: From today until... whenever the final is.

WHERE: Japan

WHY: Moar freds, innit.

Opening game is today with Japan taking on Russia at 11.45am.

I'll watch as much of it as I can, especially the knockouts, but work is liable to interfere because of the times of day the games are on.

If we get one thing as enjoyable as Japan beating the Saffers last time I'll be happy I reckon. And ideally if New Zealand don't win AGAIN. Which they probably will. Dickheads.