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Thread: AUGUST: Europe, fitba and the MAGIC OF THE CUP

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    AUGUST: Europe, fitba and the MAGIC OF THE CUP

    It's all happening this month as the football season ramps up to a gripping conclusion and also starts at the same time, somehow.

    Super Frankie Binman is delivering a lecture on touchline etiquette at Wembley this evening, Scotland is starting the new season with a BANG with a series of tantalising fixtures such as St. Mirren vs. Livingston and next week European competition resumes whether we like it or not as it grinds to an underwhelming conclusion.

    But today it's all about The Cup! At whatever stupid fucking time the FA Cup final kicks off at these days.

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    Shelbourne are LIVE-STREAMING at 14:00 so fuck the cup.

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    Mate, you can watch that AND the cup. Is this going to be your greatest ever Saturday???

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    Any particular reason the Scots are kicking off so early?

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    They didn't start again since March so presumably everyone there is gagging for a pint and an overhit set piece. Plus I'm sure they start roughly now anyway.

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    Is Arteta a binman too?

    I think good old Frankie lad will win today, but I don't watch either side enough to know whether they'll be a shambles or good enough to beat Man City on any given day.

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    They don't call him El Basurero for nothing.

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    Pre Season went well chaps, that Fernandez player is a BEAST!

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    Decent finish by Kent there.

    No drawing of lines ad infinitum after the fact either, which is nice.

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    Have they done away with VAR? That's me becoming a St Mirren season-ticket holder if so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    Mate, you can watch that AND the cup. Is this going to be your greatest ever Saturday???
    I’m sorry I’m watching it now

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    Giroud to score one of his trademark one touch goals

    Arsenal:

    Martinez, Holding, Luiz, Tierney, Bellerin, Xhaka, Ceballos, Maitland-Niles, Pepe, Lacazette, Aubameyang.
    Subs: Macey, Sokratis, Kolasinac, Torreira, Smith, Willock, Nelson, Saka, Nketiah.

    Chelsea:

    Caballero, James, Azpilicueta, Zouma, Rudiger, Alonso, Jorginho, Kovacic, Mount, Giroud, Pulisic.
    Subs: Kepa, Christensen, Tomori, Emerson, Kante, Barkley, Hudson-Odoi, Pedro, Abraham.

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    Disappointed not to see Saka start.

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    What an odd dedication

    ‘Dedicated to those who lost their Lives to Covid-19 or a hate crime’

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    How'd she get up there in those shoes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    How'd she get up there in those shoes?
    She can jump really high.

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    I was expecting this Youth Opera to be younger.

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    Haven’t paid much attention to them but how is Kante a sub? Style or is he shit?

    Also, go an lie in your piss with this mental health bollocks. The generic excuse.

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    Oh, fuck this shite.

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    The Arsenal players names in Old English font is terrible.

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    'MURICA FUCK YEAH.

    Still don't know who I want to win though.

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    Pulisic has great quick feet.

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    The only winner is the NARRATIVE, and me if it gets out of sight before half-time because I'll go for a mooch.

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    Clearly offside but that's a cracking finish.

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    Azpi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Clearly offside but that's a cracking finish.
    Yeah I didn't realise the "Finishing ability doubles when the flag's gone up" thing from FM had been applied to real football.

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    What a tramp Binmel Arteta waving an imaginary card about. It's bad enough he isn't wearing a cup final suit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    The Arsenal players names in Old English font is terrible.
    It looks a bit like the nazi font.

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    Super Frankie Binman is dressed like an electrician as well. You would expect better from him.

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    Didn't Tony Pulis line up in his suit in 2011 and then re-emerge in his gimmicks?

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    These long balls from arsenal have snapped azpi Achilles

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    How the fuck is Dave captain? Sat on the turf weeping like a child.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Super Frankie Binman is dressed like an electrician as well. You would expect better from him.
    Actually, he's dressed as Ian Huntley.

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    Is Azpilicueta crying?

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Arne View Post
    Is Azpilicueta crying?
    Bound to be worth a few bob more in sponsorships.

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    Jorginho looking like the sixth member of NSYNC.

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    Arsenal would have got the same shaping from a youth as they paid for pepe. Wasn’t he shit loads?

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    £70m I believe.

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    Christ. I’ve more initiative.

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    Lacazette is the real fraud from that front line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Arsenal would have got the same shaping from a youth as they paid for pepe. Wasn’t he shit loads?
    Its basically yannick bolasie with a left foot.

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    I was more entertained by the Irish Cup Final that was on TV here last night than this.

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    The new FAI need to go to court over that name. It’s like Portugal having a Spanish cup final.

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    I fucking knew you'd complain about that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    I fucking knew you'd complain about that.
    predictability is my best quality.

    Still though, Irish or British. Can’t be both.

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    When did Arsenal get decent?
    I'm a twit

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    Seen Croke Park is a mosque now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Seen Croke Park is a mosque now.
    So I seen. Some jump from back in the day where you weren’t allowed in the door if you watched soccer, which wasn’t all that long ago. I suppose it’s a good thing. Nice to be inclusive until you remember that everyone one of them would wipe us all out in a click of a finger if they could.
    Last edited by Giggles; 01-08-2020 at 05:39 PM.

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    Fake crowd applause for going off injured

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