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    Worst Attempt at Covering Baldness

    Adam Duritz with his fake dreads is quite possibly the worst attempt.


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    Foe.

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    Bobby Charlton. Or Gervinho.

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    That immigration man with the spray-on hair who works for Donald Trump.

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    Gareth Bale's is an absolute disgrace.

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    I reckon that's what Zidane hates about him.

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    Yes, let's all laugh at a disability.

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    Post pictures so we can laugh at them properly.

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    Thats not that bad

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    The picture is quite kind. In video form it looks like he's drawn it on in pen.

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    It's the scale of the deception that gets me, he's gone to all that trouble simply to convince everyone that he's in a slightly earlier stage of baldness. At least the guy at the top of the page has gone for it properly, albeit with the shittest hairstyle imaginable.

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    I havent really stared losing my hair yet but all the males on both sides of my family had really bad hairlines by the time they were 21 and im 30 now, and it is still going strongish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    It's the scale of the deception that gets me, he's gone to all that trouble simply to convince everyone that he's in a slightly earlier stage of baldness. At least the guy at the top of the page has gone for it properly, albeit with the shittest hairstyle imaginable.
    Maybe that's the key. Just dial up the anti-balding adjustments in very small increments and hope nobody notices.

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    Prince Harry must rate fairly highly on this. He's definitely attempting to conceal baldness with mass. His brother too in the past, but he's clearly given up.

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    Prince William needs to get it over with and shave his head.

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    I thought he did? I'm sure I remember that being a news item at some point in the last couple of years. It was a massive improvement. Unless he's made recent attempts to grow it back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex View Post
    I thought he did? I'm sure I remember that being a news item at some point in the last couple of years. It was a massive improvement. Unless he's made recent attempts to grow it back.
    He just buzzed the sides right down. I'm talking about going the full Stone Cold Steve Austin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    Post pictures so we can laugh at them properly.



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    That is tragic.

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    Oh. Oh, dear. Well, that at least reminds me of my favourite internet car wreck.




    I theorise the grease must make it worse. Like it all clumps together and parts like the fucking sea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Prince William needs to get it over with and shave his head.
    He's a dad now. He shouldn't give a fuck.

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    Im now being suggested to watch balding prevention videos on youtube .

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    Prince Harry must rate fairly highly on this. He's definitely attempting to conceal baldness with mass.
    Having met him, his bald patch is absolutely enormous and his people refuse to approve any photos of him that aren't face on. He's a couple of years from going full Friar Tuck.


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    A lad I know had his balding accelerate when he married a black woman. I think it's all the aggro.

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    Imagine the stress driving her anywhere. You're trying to get places on time while making sure you're causing minimal wear on the tyres.

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    Is that a Sincere joke or a fat arse joke?

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    Former, I would never demean a thicc queen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Is that a Sincere joke or a fat arse joke?
    Its not a joke. Inspecting the tyre tread is a real thing and I highly recommend you all do the same from day one.

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    I'm a twit

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    I'm not sure it qualifies, he's trying to conceal drugs not a hairline (which actually looks reasonably healthy).

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