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    Apprentice 2018: "Mumpreneur" Isn't A Fucking Word

    First Episode Date: Wednesday - 03/10/2018 (not sure yet if there's a second episode on the Thursday, they sometimes do two in two days)
    And in the first episode they're kicking off with one of my favourite episodes. Well TWO of them. It's the "buy these things as cheaply as you can" episode AND it's in Malta.

    Meet the Candidates: On iPlayer

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    Candidate profiles: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/prof...the-candidates

    Gonna need to have a proper check of the profiles to decide which of them I hate the most but "Mumpreneur", "Call me Google" and "Like a mix of Willy Wonka drinking an espresso Martini" are all off to a good start.

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    I was going to tell you to get the thread up so I'd like to think I had some part in this, despite not telling you to do so.

    The first task is going to be fucking great.

    Jasmine and Sarah Ann Magson are looking like the top options.

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    I’ll be honest, I don’t eat, sleep, breathe business but I do eat, sleep and breathe success.



    Straight out the door

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    I'm only here to turn 'mumpreneur' which is hateful, into 'munterpreneur', which scans better and made me smile.

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    Alex Finn citing Elon Musk as a role model. Unfortunate timing there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    Alex Finn citing Elon Musk as a role model. Unfortunate timing there.
    You'd think he'd have Googled it considering...


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    Half of these seem like they're written by The Onion.




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    Watch your back, Frank.

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    Surely when you’re ‘in front’ that’s exactly when you need to watch your back. Unless he’s Moonwalking? I bet he’s Moonwalking.

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    Not pretending to be anyone else is why the acting gigs dried up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wullie View Post


    Not pretending to be anyone else is why the acting gigs dried up.

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    Don't know what this is but all of those are seriously lol.

    Someone mock up some of prominent TTH members.

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    Best bit is the guy with three hands:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Raoul Duke View Post
    Best bit is the guy with three hands:
    So does the bloke who's two steps ahead.

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    The girl in the yellow dress has dreamy eyes.

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    Camilla can have some of my nut milk.

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    Is there anywhere online to watch previous seasons of the apprentice? I am happy to pay providing it can be streamed.

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    Realised I had forgotten to watch the final of last years.

    I fucking hate double winners. Admittedly Sarah did well to elevate her business but still, what's the point?

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    Although, according to Companies House the sweets are doing better (although they're both shit right now):

    https://companycheck.co.uk/company/1...TED/financials

    https://companycheck.co.uk/company/0...TED/financials

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Realised I had forgotten to watch the final of last years.

    I fucking hate double winners. Admittedly Sarah did well to elevate her business but still, what's the point?
    I remember reading this bit about the shithouse finale on the Guardian last year and it does sum up why it was such a fuck-up.

    Alan Sugar is supposed to be the executioner. He creates a bull pit, forces a crowd of idiots to turn on each other and then stabs the weakest in the neck. That’s what he’s for. That’s all he’s for.
    It really was a load of crap.

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    Tonight, lads.

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    Taz's cousin to go in week 1.

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    The reception area

    It's like a shit hotel trying to be more upmarket.

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    Do you stretch the octopus out? Is the hose the whole length?


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    This octopus chat is amazing.

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    They could probably really stretch one to about 75 inches tbh.

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    A Northerner trying to talk to some Maltese people like they're retarded

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    Fucking hell

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    They've bought an actual fucking octopus. Amazing.

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    The women are a mess, they just want to pick fights.

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    59 Euros please
    Would you take 58.99


    What's the fucking point?

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    59 euro on that legend giving them his shitey blind off the wall and they didn't even question it. Brilliant.

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    An actual octopus. What a time to be alive.

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    A dead one though.

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    I don't think it can get better than the guy bartering a cent off the wine, it's Alan Partridge buying his house.

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    Jasmine will go but I think Jackie is a snake.

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    Somebody got very excited when they haggles 50p or something off a top hat too.

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    Are they usually this shouty this early?

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    The girls always seem to come across worse in week 1 losses. The boys save it for later when they know who they want a dick-measuring exercise with.

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    A Northerner playing 'You feel you're better than me' card.

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    I thought it was between Jasmine and Jackie tbh.

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    I think Sugar had just decided he couldn't be arsed with her gobbiness already.

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    Watching You're Fired and I can understand why he fired her.

    Fucking hell, I don't know how anyone can be near her (well within earshot), she's so fucking loud and talkative.

    I didn't think she was that bad on the show but I don't know if I can sit through this.

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    I thought even from the episode, and obviously Claude would have seen even more of her, that there'd be basically no dealing with her under any circumstances.

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    She was nearly enough to switch channel tbf. Gobby bitch.

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    It's like they've never seen AR before.

    WITCHCRAFT!

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    Not picking the nerd who writes shit as PM, shambles.

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    MC Monkey?

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