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    Boris Johnson beats his missus

    Probably.

    The police had to be called by a neighbour anyway.

    Boris Johnson: police called to loud altercation at potential PM's home

    https://www.theguardian.com/politics...-johnsons-home

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    I'd be stunned if he didn't tbh.

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    He definitely participates in one of those hush-hush pedophile rings everyone’s always rumoring exists

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    We could get PM Hunt off the back of this. Christ.

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    This will probably only enhance his standing with Tory members.

    To lose votes he'd need to be outed as gay, or a latte drinker or something.

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    Didn't he already have an affair a few years back?

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    I’m soon to be a “Domestic Abuse champion” through work, so his missus can confide in me if she needs.
    I'm a twit

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    Do you get a belt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    I’m soon to be a “Domestic Abuse champion” through work, so his missus can confide in me if she needs.
    How many times did you have to beat her to win that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    How many times did you have to beat her to win that?
    ffs

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    How hard is it to just keep your head down and concentrate on the election?

    Fuck me.

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    His grass neighbours want exposing. Lowlives.

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    In fairness you should all be delighted. He's as thick as mince.

    Though really, in a world where someone can promote sexual assault and still win a US presidential race then it won't make a pick of difference.



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    I honestly don't know why people are so forgiving and/or indifferent towards politicians doing genuinely heinous shit.

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    Thick and callous, incidentally also the name of me and Lewis's rap project.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    I honestly don't know why people are so forgiving and/or indifferent towards politicians doing genuinely heinous shit.
    Getting rid of browns is still > not knocking the Mrs about, and in the Sun reading public's eyes he's the ticket to getting the browns into the sea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    His grass neighbours want exposing. Lowlives.
    Filming your neighbours having a tiff is a bit low-rent.

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    It's also very odd that the police denied it even happened at first.

    When contacted by the Guardian on Friday, police initially said they had no record of a domestic incident at the address. But when given the case number and reference number, as well as identification markings of the vehicles that were called out, police issued a statement saying: “At 00:24hrs on Friday, 21 June, police responded to a call from a local resident in [south London]. The caller was concerned for the welfare of a female neighbour.

    “Police attended and spoke to all occupants of the address, who were all safe and well. There were no offences or concerns apparent to the officers and there was no cause for police action.”

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    True, but that response makes it sound like a complete non-event.

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    Is there any evidence of anything actually happening or is he automatically a wife beater because he's an evil Tory?

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    Other than the recording and the police incident number, no evidence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    It's also very odd that the police denied it even happened at first.
    Sneaky pig cunts. Don't trust any of them since Line of Duty.

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