I mean that story actually broke over the weekend but I missed it.
Anyway, this month we have a load of probably mostly a bit meaningless Champions League group games, United probably being as bad in the league as they have ever been in my lifetime, the continued adventures of Sir Gareth Waistcoat and the tragic Tuesday-ruining news that tonight's FA Trophy match between City of Liverpool and Tadcaster Albion has had to be postponed because of a waterlogged pitch. Sorry to end this on a downer, lads.