Phonics. Mate. Love. Matey love.

Maybe if I put my political position on show, you'll know where I am, and not confuse me for a Nazi next time. Otherwise, you'll be on Reddit telling the boys about me and I'll be all over 74 Chan telling the Knights Templar about you, and we'll both end up covered in more blood than a whole pack of affordable tampons can deal with. #PeriodPoverty

I'm slightly left of centre. Socially, I'm a complete lefty, fuck the Royal Family, fuck the lords, moar freedom, moar Fred's, etc. Fiscally, I'm possibly a bit right of centre. I was all up in Nicky Cleggs arse back in 2010(?).