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  • Tottenham vs. Arsenal (02/03)

    3 16.67%
  • El Clasico Mate (02/03)

    4 22.22%
  • Merseyside derby (03/03)

    1 5.56%
  • Milan derby (17/03)

    2 11.11%
  • Some random game John Arne will post about (??/??)

    4 22.22%
  • That Mitchell & Webb video must be over a decade old, Webly, you arse.

    1 5.56%
  • Some other derby nobody cares about

    3 16.67%
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Thread: March '19 football, featuring DERBIES

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    Decent turnaround. The best thing Liverpool can hope to do is get some daylight.

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    2 of the most bizarre goals I've seen in a while and Mane proving he's much better when he doesn't have time to think

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    Grealish donning it by just staying totes cool. I wouldn't fuck with Jack Grealish. He's absolutely nails.

    'Mon the Villa.

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    He's always been a player I've loved watching. One of those mavericks who needs to be at a small enough team (or bad enough team rather, soz Mellin) that he can be the main man. A bit like Wilfried Zaha.

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    Yeah, he's an intriguing player to watch. He dances around like some kind of woodland imp yet never shies out of anything. No shinpads either. Don.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clunge View Post
    Yeah, he's an intriguing player to watch. He dances around like some kind of woodland imp yet never shies out of anything. No shinpads either. Don.
    Child's shinpads. He wouldn't be allowed play with none.

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    You have to imagine that bloke will get some sort of exemplary sentence. A couple of years inside or something, and probably bans from everywhere. What an absolute pleb.

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    The players should have just kicked the fuck out of him. Let that be a warning to anyone else who tries it.

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    There is also an issue with the club not being able to protect players from assault whilst on the pitch. They might be watching their last home football for a while.

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    I also don the children shinpads when I play. Socks not pulled all the way up too. I am pure class.

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    Points deduction so gets filled in by his fellow supporters please.

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    What's gone on? Please tell me someone has stabbed Klopp

    EDIT: ah, wrong game. Why are you all watching a championship game?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    What's gone on? Please tell me someone has stabbed Klopp
    A fan ran on in Birmingham v Villa and lamped Jack Grealish from behind. Luckily didn't connect flush but it might well have done.

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    Jesus, if you're going to do that then at least make it count. That was rubbish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    What's gone on? Please tell me someone has stabbed Klopp

    EDIT: ah, wrong game. Why are you all watching a championship game?


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    EDIT: Never mind, Mike beat me to it.

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    They should let the players get after him in those situations. Dig into him with their studs and spikes.

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    Just jail him. Jail + lifetime ban. It's simple enough. Can see Birmingham getting hit with Sanctions™ too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    They should let the players get after him in those situations. Dig into him with their studs and spikes.
    Like in wrestling if a fan gets in the ring

    Last edited by Mike; 10-03-2019 at 01:14 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    He's always been a player I've loved watching. One of those mavericks who needs to be at a small enough team (or bad enough team rather, soz Mellin) that he can be the main man. A bit like Wilfried Zaha.
    I don't get the Zaha thing. He played about thirty minutes of league football for United at the age of twenty one (under Moyes) and gets plastered as some sort of pleb who couldn't hack it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dino View Post
    I don't get the Zaha thing. He played about thirty minutes of league football for United at the age of twenty one (under Moyes) and gets plastered as some sort of pleb who couldn't hack it.
    I think it's fairly logical from watching him play at Palace (where everything goes through him and he has almost total freedom to express himself in an otherwise structured team) that if you put him in a side where he needed to fill a disciplined role and there were many equal or superior talents around him, he wouldn't necessarily be as effective.

    I guess you don't know until you try, though.

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    Liverpool winning when Henderson not starting.


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    And Grealish gets the goal . Lad.

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    Spicy in Birmingham today lads. Karma's a bitch

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    So's Jack Grealish by all accounts.

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    For the haircut alone, it's a pity he didn't connect properly and knock him out.

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47515993

    Top quality Zulu's jacket mate.

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    Did anyone see the steward getting escorted out by the coppers for trying to have another few go's at him?

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    These are the games where Maurizio has a couple of quickies on the bench over Jorginho's square passing, and everyone else falls asleep. We need Ruben or whoever on the pitch just to make it less predictable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Did anyone see the steward getting escorted out by the coppers for trying to have another few go's at him?
    Aye, noticed that. Was confused when I initially seen him being dragged away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike View Post
    Like in wrestling if a fan gets in the ring
    I've watched enough wrestling that I was surprised when this didn't happen.

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    Hazard is really pathetic at corners. As with most other professional players.

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    Some defending, that.

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    Classic example there of why Sarriball is shit. Possession gets turned over and all you have going back is a slow cunt who with no physical attributes whatsoever, so the defence is completely exposed. It's bad football and he shouldn't be coaching at a top club.

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    We were very lucky to get anything out of that. Possession and shots stats are so irrelevant, should have been an easy defensive win for Wolves and they blew it at the end.

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    Wolves should have held out for the win. Super disapointed to see the game end in a draw. Chelsea are really bad. Hazard to refresh Real Madrid in the summer.

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    If they come in with 200 million then we should sell. We can spend the money on buying shares in Arsenal or something.

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    De Gea didn’t half fuck that up.

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    Seen a few people do that at backward point in my time, less so for relatively tame shots into the centre of goal.

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    Lukaku and Koscielny do have some great battles together.

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    That's a penalty.

    Sokratis is a lumbering oaf.

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    Why not just maintain formation and have Ashley Young as the left-sided attacker rather than the defensive waste?

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    Back to His Best.

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    Four goals on his debut after he ruptured his spine.

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    It's ten Japanese feet, so probably like six normal feet.

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    Why is he taking a touch there ffs?

    Cracking pass by Rashford.

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    Two sitters, and one 'should have scored' bombed. Someone run on and cheap shot him.

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    @phonics I thought arsenal stopped playing shit youngsters. That maitland-niles is dreadful

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    @phonics I thought arsenal stopped playing shit youngsters. That maitland-niles is dreadful
    He's the 3rd/4th choice right back. He's not been great recently but seems a bit unfair to judge him on it.

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