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View Poll Results: Which is the MASSIVE-est derby this month?

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  • Tottenham vs. Arsenal (02/03)

    3 16.67%
  • El Clasico Mate (02/03)

    4 22.22%
  • Merseyside derby (03/03)

    1 5.56%
  • Milan derby (17/03)

    2 11.11%
  • Some random game John Arne will post about (??/??)

    4 22.22%
  • That Mitchell & Webb video must be over a decade old, Webly, you arse.

    1 5.56%
  • Some other derby nobody cares about

    3 16.67%
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Thread: March '19 football, featuring DERBIES

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    Jose Mourinho would have played a back seven and brought Michael Essien in on a short-term deal.

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    It's a sign of how quickly football moves on when you've got a midfield three containing a 55 million pound Brazillian, a 33 year old full back and a kid with 25 games to his name yet Fred starting was the thing that surprised me.

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    When I saw the team sheet I thought it was a 5 at the back with Fred, McTominay and Andreas as a 3.

    If it's what has just been shown, fuck me.

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    lets goooooooooo!!!!!!

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    Well lol at that.

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    thank God for that first goal cause losing 6-0 on aggregate would've been pretty rough for me to deal with

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    Fun while it lasted.

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    Mbappe was offside man this is bullshit :'(

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    That had been coming.

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    This has been the longest ten minutes ever.

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    Dalot should have started, Young is absolute gash.

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    Someone broke into Rodgers' gaffe and nicked some of his medals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Jose Mourinho would have played a back seven and brought Michael Essien in on a short-term deal.
    I've come back from a smoke to see Lukaku has scored and these stats on the BBC MbM:



    Which is a good enough impression of the man.

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    Ashley Young is vice Club Knower, so he has to play with Antonio Valencia out.

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    Lukaku is looking extra enormous today

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    Big Rom.

    How is it he during periods seem to need 50 shots to score but at times (like now) cooly slots everything home?

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    This is an absolute banter game.

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    lol pepper that dodgy 'keeper.

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    Buffon

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    Cheers Buffon.

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    why are they giving me hope

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazuuurk View Post
    Big Rom.

    How is it he during periods seem to need 50 shots to score but at times (like now) cooly slots everything home?
    I was intrigued because I have this impression too so I compared him to Kane and Aguero.

    (Following is PL only)

    He get's the same ratio of shots on target/off-target as Kane (funnily enough, they've both taken around 310 on target shots) but Kane scores 4% more of those shots that hit the target.

    However, Aguero, hits the target with his shots significantly less often (5% less) but has a way higher success rate. (Lukaku: 36%, Kane: 40%, Aguero: 42%) so maybe we think this because we see more of Lukaku's shots saved rather than going wide/over etc.?

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    How come I haven't heard about Arsenal giving Eddie Nketiah a run out I thought he was supposed to be really good

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    How come I haven't heard about Arsenal giving Eddie Nketiah a run out I thought he was supposed to be really good
    We got knocked out by Spurs and United early on in the cups and have two 50m+ strikers for one position.

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    At least the gimp was offside there.

    Probably why he finished it so well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    We got knocked out by Spurs and United early on in the cups and have two 50m+ strikers for one position.
    lol ya i guess that makes sense sry

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    That corner by Dire Maria was spectacular.

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    Chong

    'Mon the hair.

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    Surprised Chong came on over Greenwood.

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    I'd be stunned if that's given.

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    Shiiiiiiiiiiii.

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    Lukaku misses this.

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    Whoever it is, is going to miss.

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    Rashford misses this.

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    MASSIVE MELTDOWN incoming if this holds.

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    I thought he was going to smash that over.

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    Please tell me Neymar is crying.

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    I hate United but just watching that happen to PSG has to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

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    What a penalty under that pressure.

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    Unexpected. PSG can have all the talent but they can't shake the French mentality.

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    Ramos yesterday and PSG today, what a back to back.

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    What fucking scenes.

    Get fucked Neymar you twat.

    PSG aren't shit.

    Give Solskjaer the job, what a don.

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    Frogtastic.

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    That is absolutely immense. Best win in about ten years.

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    PSG the ultimate bottlers. Fucking mega penalty from Rashford.

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    Pan to Neymar crying into his Versace man bag please.

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    If Neymar cries, please post it here and I'll be having that as my avatar.

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    Best manager in the world.

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    Lee Grant going ape shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raoul Duke View Post
    Lee Grant going ape shit
    The lad knows he's getting a medal in a couple of months

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