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  • Tottenham vs. Arsenal (02/03)

    3 16.67%
  • El Clasico Mate (02/03)

    4 22.22%
  • Merseyside derby (03/03)

    1 5.56%
  • Milan derby (17/03)

    2 11.11%
  • Some random game John Arne will post about (??/??)

    4 22.22%
  • That Mitchell & Webb video must be over a decade old, Webly, you arse.

    1 5.56%
  • Some other derby nobody cares about

    3 16.67%
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Thread: March '19 football, featuring DERBIES

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    Didn't realise there would be as much backlash towards him from England fans because of it. He was a child for God's sake.

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    Old tweets are such a boring way to ruin people's lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Old tweets are such a boring way to ruin people's lives.
    The only thing is one good performance and he could walk off the pitch in a balaclava singing Celtic Symphony and nobody will give a shit.

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    Make him captain.

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    The lists of other teams Kazakhstan have beaten over particular periods of time/at home/by a certain margin is pretty lol. Is that the worst Scotland result ever?

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    Faroe Islands at least they got a point.

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    How did my boy Islambek Kuat do for Kazakhstan?

    EDIT: apparently he assisted the second.
    I'm a twit

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    Sancho starting

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    Dier binning it in to give Declan Rice a debut the madman.

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    The meejah won't know how to react to that.

    They might have to re-print that article about his mum still living in a housing association gaff for balance.

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    Is calling it The Czech Republic a hate crime now or something, when did that change?

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    It's Czechia, isn't it? For some reason it just sounds wrong in English.

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    Yeah, I thought they wanted to be Czechia now (how I was going to spell it anyway) but I guess we've met them half way with the 'the' thing which seems to really piss off certain quarters.

    Still THE United Kingdom, natch.

    Was the first goal offside? It sort of looked like it was. And then a dodgy pen. Happy days.

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    I don't know who wanted it to be "Czechia". We certainly didn't, and if you come to Prague and call it that you'll get assaulted

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    We're a bit like that with Opal Fruits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    I don't know who wanted it to be "Czechia". We certainly didn't, and if you come to Prague and call it that you'll get assaulted
    In 2013, Czech president Miloš Zeman recommended the wider official use of Czechia,[37] and on 14 April 2016, the government agreed to make Czechia the official short name.[38] The new name was approved by the Czech cabinet on 2 May 2016 and registered on July 5, 2016.

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    I mean yeah the businessmen wanted a name that wouldn’t take them 10 minutes to say but the people thought it was bizarre. Should really be Czecho if anything, thats closer to how you’d actually say it in czech

    EDIT: Should honestly also do away with the weird Polish “cz” spelling the English-speaking world uses. It’s not helpful to anyone
    Last edited by mugbull; 22-03-2019 at 09:01 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    We're a bit like that with Opal Fruits.
    Never knew they had a different name in the UK, the american capitalist machine putters along

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    Once we'd swallowed 'Snickers' without rioting anything was fair game.

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    That one too?!

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    We won Coco Pops though

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    No booing

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    England’s team is amazing. Sancho and CHO with Sterling as well. Oh my fuck

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    Henderson tho. Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    Henderson tho. Lol
    Surely Rice replaces him or that other joker Dier now that he's had his little slap on the knuckles.

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    Pickford is like the 'ADHD' kid in class that no one really likes.

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    I'm normally a youth sceptic, but Sarri failing to use Hudson-Odoi at this point really is a joke. I just wish we would stop hiring Italian coaches, they are all the bloody same.

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    Chechnya really have been unfeasibly unlucky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    We won Coco Pops though
    I genuinely called something to vote for coco pops.

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    Luxembourg beat Lithuania tonight. They can't have won many competitive games in their history, and the other two drew so they top the group for now.

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    They were favourites pre match as well. Lithuania are probably the worst footballing nation in Europe.

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    Just below Armenia, who scrape past by virtue of having a single player anyone has ever heard of.

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    Moldova shirley.

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    You'd imagine Andorra, Gibraltar, and San Marino would have to be worse.

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    Remember when Latvia made it to Euro 2004?

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    And would have beaten the Germans with an honest referee. They had some no-mark, 20/20 acceleration and pace cheat causing all sorts of havoc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Moldova shirley.
    Possibly. Moldova's club coefficient is about five places higher than Lithuania so it's a close call.


    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    You'd imagine Andorra, Gibraltar, and San Marino would have to be worse.
    Growing up in Lithuania, a country of a couple million, you might harbour some hope that your country might do something you could be proud of in football. I imagine people born in those countries probably just support Spain, Italy etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dino View Post
    Possibly. Moldova's club coefficient is about five places higher than Lithuania so it's a close call.




    Growing up in Lithuania, a country of a couple million, you might harbour some hope that your country might do something you could be proud of in football. I imagine people born in those countries probably just support Spain, Italy etc.
    Yeah but they're still European footballing countries that would be worse than Lithuania regardless of who their youth supports.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    And would have beaten the Germans with an honest referee. They had some no-mark, 20/20 acceleration and pace cheat causing all sorts of havoc.
    Marians Pahars was rapid but he was playing in the Premiership at that point I'm sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Yeah but they're still European footballing countries that would be worse than Lithuania regardless of who their youth supports.

    In a theoretical ranking of European places I'd want to be born as a football fan, Lithuania is bottom.

    Never had a single player of note, league is full of mafia run teams who fix half their matches, stadiums are all shitholes, too cold to play for half the year etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    Marians Pahars was rapid but he was playing in the Premiership at that point I'm sure.
    It was Maris Verpakovskis apparently.

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    If you're born in San Marino, chances are you'll get to see your uncle play against Paul Pogba. Happy days.

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    Latvia - Czech was the first football match i ever remember watching, was in a pub somewhere in the countryside. As a 7 year old i was convinced Latvia were a powerhouse for the next five years or so

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    Luxembourg beat Lithuania tonight. They can't have won many competitive games in their history, and the other two drew so they top the group for now.
    They beat the Swiss in '08 in the qualifying campaign for 2010.

    https://www.fifa.com/worldcup/matche...82/report.html

    I believe that's their best win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dino View Post
    In a theoretical ranking of European places I'd want to be born as a football fan, Lithuania is bottom.

    Never had a single player of note, league is full of mafia run teams who fix half their matches, stadiums are all shitholes, too cold to play for half the year etc.
    There was Jankauskas and I’m pretty sure there was a Lithuanian defender who played a few seasons in the Premier league. I’m not saying they’re shit or anything but they have had a handful of “decent” players.

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    Stepanovs? At Arsenal

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    Southgate saying Raheem Sterling has "turned full circle." So he's in exactly the same place?

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    Makes you wonder why he never toned down his black man antics sooner. Well done the tabloids for giving him a bit of focus.

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    I still dont understand how in some sports, people are Team United Kingdom or Great Britain like in Athletics but in football, you have individual England, Scotland, etc.

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