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    Won the Old Board Lewis's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Someone's bitter.
    I'm calling out homophobic dog whistling son that's what I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Then again, 'get on the Webbles train' sounds like something a groomer would say.
    If it's good enough for Al it's good enough for you.

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    27 votes so far.
    I'm a twit

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    This final shows how much the board has changed. We used to be all about lesbian roommates and banana costumes. Now it is all about watching cricket while sipping a 'brew'.

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    It'll be worth it when we progress to the midlife crisis stage together, though.

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    Lewis vs. Giggles
    Jimmy Floyd vs. Ian

    All nice lads tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    This final shows how much the board has changed. We used to be all about lesbian roommates and banana costumes. Now it is all about watching cricket while sipping a 'brew'.
    This is true. Maybe we should all go out of our way to do stupid shit for the good of the board.

    I've got a housemate that claims he's hacked into another housemate's WhatsApp and read through our group chat. That's been a bit of a saga, but it's effort to write out.

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    I might try shit the bed again.

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    I shat myself at work a couple months ago. Came out of it alive, but fuck me it was close.

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    Was it a full blown couldn't hold it long enough to get to the jacks or was it a shart?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    I shat myself at work a couple months ago. Came out of it alive, but fuck me it was close.
    More info please. Did you properly fill your pants or what? Did your colleagues realise?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    It'll be worth it when we progress to the midlife crisis stage together, though.
    Isn't this just the car thread already?

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    Even I'm not boring enough for the car thread so I dunno.

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    The car thread has taught me that Volvo's are somehow cool. Middle-age confirmed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    The car thread has taught me that Volvo's are somehow cool. Middle-age confirmed.
    We've grown old together.

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    I've managed a few hangover/gastroenteritis sharts in my time but I've never done a big log in my pants cus I physically couldn't wait for the toilet.

    It must be psychological because every single time I've been walking home and suddenly realised I've needed to shit, it's always ended up incredibly close to disaster, generally turtle heading quite aggressively as I'm frantically pulling my pants down, but times i've basically had no choice but to wait hours like motorway traffic jams I've been fine.

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    Volvo make some seriously cool stuff. They have always had it in them, but now it seems to be in everything.

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    The winner of the best tournament in the history of the new board is being announced in a few days and you’re all talking about shitting your pants and Volvos.
    I'm a twit

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    It better not be Ian

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    Giggles and Ian are the best on the board right now. Lewis and Jimmy, the Old Guard, are still top quality, but the kids are showing them up these days.

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    The kids

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    I've never really come close to shitting myself other than that episode I posted about the other month. That was unreal, once the seal was broken it felt like my entire bowel emptied into my pants; it just kept coming til there was nothing left, no control whatsoever. I've never felt anything like it even on the toilet. My sphincter completely gave up.

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    I don't even remember doing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    The kids
    I love you like one of my own. If you ever need your arse wiping or a stern telling off, drop me a PM.

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    Both simultaneously is tempting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    I've never really come close to shitting myself other than that episode I posted about the other month. That was unreal, once the seal was broken it felt like my entire bowel emptied into my pants; it just kept coming til there was nothing left, no control whatsoever. I've never felt anything like it even on the toilet. My sphincter completely gave up.
    I've never shat myself either. I've had sickness and diarrhoea that has met with close calls, but I've always made it.

    When I was a First Aider at my old work I had to deal with a Security Guard having a Heart Attack, and I thought that was enough to convince me to not renew my qualification, but I also got called round to help a woman that couldn't get off the toilet because her arse had become a Bisto advert. That was worse, in all honesty. The look I got when I told the court manager that a First Aid course doesn't enable me to deal with highly infectious sickness bugs was amusing, mind.

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    I'm on a general surgery job at the moment; some of the sights (and smells) Jesus wept, I ain't cut out for that shit (arf).

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    Exclamation Voting for the final

    DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!

    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    The deadline for voting is 3PM on Friday 22nd March.

    THIRD PLACE PLAYOFF & FINAL

    Lewis vs. Giggles
    Jimmy Floyd vs. Ian

    Click here to send me a PM: https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/private.php?do=newpm&u=2

    The winner will [probably] be revealed on Friday 22nd March @ 4PM.
    Come on, lads. 59 of you could still vote. Imagine how good it would be if you all did.

    @7om, @Adamski, @Alan Shearer The 2nd, @Alex, @Alex Ferguson, @Andy, @AyDee, @Bam, @Bartholomert, @Bernanke, @Bob Sacamano, @Boom-Boom-18, @Browning, @Byron, @CJay, @Clunge, @Dan, @Danny, @Dark Soldier, @Dave., @Davgooner, @Demerit, @five time, @Foe, @Greg, @Guybrush, @Henry, @hfswjyr, @ItalAussie, @John, @John Arne, @JPA, @Limoutsonik, @Luke Emia, @Magic, @Manc, @Max Power, @Mellberg, @mikem, @mo, @mugbull, @neo_hippy, @Nick, @niko_cee, @Panda Bear, @Patje, @Pen, @phonics, @Reg, @ScousePig, @Smjffy, @Spoonsky, @TG09, @The Merse, @Trancemeister, @Waffdon, @wullie, @Yaysus, @Yevrah

    PM or reply to the thread; so long as you vote I don't care where. You can even send it on Snapchat to baz9torres if you wish. Just vote!

    We're on 30. Let's get at least 40 before the deadline tomorrow.
    I'm a twit

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    Im an anonymous coward.

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    I'm in favour of no more votes if only to render the margin of my defeat slightly less crushing.

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    Shame the main event of this tournament is such a badly booked face vs face mutual respect love-in.

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    Well I'm not cut out for a devastating heel turn so Jimmy's gonna have to get working on his.

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    I'm still working away trying to get you implicated in the Crewe boy touching scandal, but I'll need a few vote switches now.

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    I mean that's not the most epic heel turn I've ever seen but it's a start.

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    Lew
    Ian

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    Giggles
    Jimmy Floyd

    Can we do 'TTH Who would you do?' after this one?

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    Please tell me that has nothing to do with sex?

    We should have some type of TTH Podcast running by now. Slacking lads.

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    You're such a prude. I bet Igor and Magic could show you a whole new world.

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    Lewis
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greg View Post
    You're such a prude. I bet Igor and Magic could show you a whole new world.
    They probably could. But I have very little interested in exploring or experiment new things.

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    Thought I voted for the semis. How is Lewis biding it out for a third place finish hahahahaha. Shambles.

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    Votes.

    More plz
    I'm a twit

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    Less than an hour to go.
    I'm a twit

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    I suspect Jimmy has won by a landslide, but then again I expected Hillary and Remain to easily win.

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    Floyd is 'Hillary' and Remain. True.

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    By my calculations that makes you 'Bernie'.

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    "They" say things come in threes. Come on Donald Welby

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    Mon then @Baz, let's see what the damage is.

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    The numbers suggests that Ian has absolutely destroyed everything in his path.

    Baz to be put into a handicap match against Ian, Lewis, Giggles and Jimmy for shits and giggles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pleb View Post
    The numbers suggests that Ian has absolutely destroyed everything in his path.
    My margins of victory have been less than Jimmy or Lewis' were on the other side of the bracket.

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