Don't you dare argue with PLEB FACTS.Originally Posted by Ian
Heathen.
Don't you dare argue with PLEB FACTS.
Heathen.
You can't just plebroll your way around statistics.
It's time for... TTH SUPER TOURNAMENT 2019 RESULTS
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3RD PLACED PLAYOFF
Lewis 21 - 11 Giggles
FINAL
Jimmy Floyd 20 - 14 Ian
Nice one, @Jimmy Floyd.
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Rigged
That was considerably closer than I thought it would be.
Well done Baz.
So what does the winner get then @Baz?
Can you hear the beer bores sing? I can't hear a fucking thing.
Well done Baz and thanks to all my sponsors #blessed
Is it not to be at half time in a manc derby tomorrow? Is there even a manc derby tomorrow?
EDIT: I didn't see there was another page.
Congrats to Jimmy, king of the board. I'm counting managing to get over a third of the votes in a tie with Lewis as a storming E-VICTORY.
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Last edited by Giggles; 22-03-2019 at 04:54 PM.
Over a third of the vote and beer is all I have. You'd have been well knacked if I had a proper personality.
FWIW Mike’s rl vote was ‘I hope Ian Webly wins. He’s probably the best on the board,’ and he didn’t even know the fixtures.Nor is he a beer nerd.
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I think so, I'm sure phonics gave himself a trophy at some point.
@phonics - do you remember what plugin it was?
Basically, we have a bit of a rule in the house about always have gherkins on the kitchen table. I'd already heard that pickle juice was good for replacing electrolytes, but when that Arsenal player was given pickle juice on the pitch it kinda became a thing to do shots every now and then. As a man of excess, I was progressively going through quite a lot of pickle juice. I hadn't clocked the reason why my bowels had turned into a blender during this period because my stool is rarely something to brag about.
Anyway, I was at work going for a piss and thought I'd just let out some gas, but my stomach dropped out of me ('something, something grapes'). I genuinely thought I'd gone through underwear into trousers. I managed to act quick enough to avoid walking around in shit-stained trousers, but the boxers were absolutely fucked. I should add that the men's toilet is just a single room with a toilet and sink, so I was in quite a good place to shit myself. I got everything else out of me and cleaned myself up.
This might sound like something that would ruin your day, but I felt amazing afterwards, and so incredibly thankful. This wasn't touching cloth, it was soaking cloth, and I managed to get out of it without anybody at work knowing.
I've got by without one of those for over 15 years so I wouldn' worry.
The last time I won one of these (best poster in 2008), delakingois blew his top with fury. Best day of my life.
I'll have a look through my downloads folder. Must be in there somewhere.
Found it. 90 bucks.
https://www.dragonbyte-tech.com/stor...vity-awards.3/
$40 for the cheapest version - still mental, but at least more reasonable. Maybe we can get it.
Ever had a pickleback?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickleback
It might still be in there somewhere, there's a DragonByte ad at the bottom of the forum.
He has probably been seething every day since about something or other.
Do you see him pop up in journalists' Twitter replies lecturing them about Fair Votes like it's 2011? I do all the time
He appears to have deleted his account.
He is on there today under his own name. See him pop up quite regularly.
The last time I saw his feed he appeared to have developed a burning hatred for his former party. He wanted me banned from this place back in the day. Has he ever won anything?
I think he might have won a Werewolf game, by being part of a team though he never survived.
I liked Dela. He was a lovely fella.
He won the odd Hax game.
I thought he was dino here now.
As if he'd believe in Dinosaurs.
He had a touch of the Tim Farrons didn't he?
I met him once (with Henry, of all people) and they were both nice.
I can't imagine Henry being nice.
It was nearly a decade ago now but I seem to remember him being laid back and quite charming. His persona on here is/was a wild exaggeration or maybe even an act.
Until his kids ask him to play garden soccer with him, and he turns into Chris Benoit.
Dela tried to get a splinter forum going for 'thinkers' back in the day.
Didn't he also want the character limit increased?
Like Ledley with Planet of the Apes.
Sincere made that happen.
In your face, "Thom."
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Dela was more haxballer than poster in the time I've been here, however what I do remember is there was about six months where I don't think he posted once but turned up for most haxball sessions so he was clearly lurking, the big tart.
A decent Haxball player, but definitely one of those tippy tappy pansies who wasn't RUTHLESS enough. Alexander Hleb.
remember that time the two of us had an open net, but we thought the other was going to shoot and we fucked it up
Missed the ending of this. Fizzled out towards the end, didn't it? Not sure we even got any MELTDOWNS out of this.
Congratulations to the winner and the losers.
Wasn't there some meltdown mid-thread? Albeit not about the actual voting.
Soz. What did you want: a live stream unveiling on Twitch, with both finalists present?
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Obviously that would have been great.
Twitch wouldn't have been able to handle all that charisma.
Not a bad idea. Looking forward to that on the next year's edition.
It'll be a Greg vs. Josh final so that gives you plenty of time to plan, Baz.
Phonics probably had a mare somewhere amongst it all.
3rd place mate. Where'd you finish?
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