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  • vs. Leicester (a) - Premier League, 3rd of February

    2 6.45%
  • vs. Fulham (a) - Premier League, 9th of February

    2 6.45%
  • vs. PSG (h) - Champions League, 12th of February

    7 22.58%
  • vs. Chelsea (a) - FA Cup, 18th of February

    5 16.13%
  • vs. Liverpool (h) - Premier League, 24th of February

    6 19.35%
  • vs. Crystal Palace (a) - Premier League, 27th of February

    1 3.23%
  • After February

    0 0%
  • NEVER

    8 25.81%
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    Fucking about with power cables in Africa, isn't he?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mellberg View Post
    I'm starting to think those dice rolling twins from Luther were actually triplets.

    @ Pen
    Not bad, but the one I have in mind looks exactly like Matic (I’m starting to think I’ve made it all up). Relatively shit actor with the character having a leather jacket and being the tough one in a dynamic cop duo in something like CSI West Ontario

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    In before we get Man City

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Is Drogba doing much at the moment?
    Alex Scott

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    Respect.

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    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...es-season.html
    @Jimmy Floyd

    I know it’s DM but I saw it on Reddit the other day

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    Matic is Michael Keaton with hair.

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    He looks nothing like him.

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    https://goo.gl/images/sa3nvs

    It’s all in the grin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    I thought it wasn't against any rules and was just frowned upon in a 'cup of tea old bean' kind of way?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    I thought it wasn't against any rules and was just frowned upon in a 'cup of tea old bean' kind of way?
    "The EFL found Leeds breached rules over treating teams with "good faith""

    Meaningless shite. May as well do away with official rules and just say 'don't be naughty'.

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    They have some sort of code of conduct spirit of the game thing they all signed up to and apparently it falls foul of that.

    Chelsea were genuinely woeful there. Bringing on Zappacosta is presumably Sarri trying to get sacked. They should do it even if they somehow win against City next week (which they won't). At least Zola can be told to play Hudson-Odoi for the rest of the season in an attempt to stop him joining the summer exodus.

    Why not just play Kanté and Jorginho as defensive midfielders with someone else (Hazard) as a 10? They just don't have enough attacking players on the pitch ever, and some idiot at leftback really doesn't count.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I don't normally like to slate pundits/commentators these days, but Martin Keown (if that is who this is) is a properly witless sack of shit. Why can't they employ literally anyone else? Is having a former BIG NAME mandatory? Although they don't apply that rule to Kevin Kilbane, so I have no explanation.
    I'm looking forward to the Saudi treatment for Keown when they take over.

    We bossed it tonight. One dimensional from Chelsea. Keep it up Ole!

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    Kevin Kilbane is on more things than Alex Scott and you only see/hear about 30-40% of it. He must live in fucking airports.

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    Millwall must fancy their chances.

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    Obligatory "i would" post re: Alex Scott

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    14 times for the Pedro/Willian substitute.

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    Is it even that hard to be a manager at a club like Chelsea? Just play players where they, errr, play, and you win most matches anyway.

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    Was looking up when and where the final is this year yesterday (not for any reason other than seeing if the ticket ballot had happened yet), so we're bound to get a bumming tonight.

    Added to the fact that in my mind Bayern are a bit shit it doesn't bode well.

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    3-1 tonight, don’t worry

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    Liverpool: Alisson, Alexander-Arnold, Matip, Fabinho, Robertson, Wijnaldum, Henderson, Keita, Mane, Salah, Firmino.

    Subs: Mignolet, Milner, Sturridge, Moreno, Lallana, Shaqiri, Origi.

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    Funny choice to pick Keita over Milner in a game like this I reckon, but what do I know.

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    Should be 2-0 down already here. Matip continues to make me see why he was free.

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    Why is Rodriguez getting booed so much?

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    Is he?

    Both sides look more of a danger to themselves than to the other side, although Liverpool should probably have converted at least one of those half chances.

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    Stinking it up here
    Picked up towards the end of the half, hopefully a goal or two in front of the Kop.

    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    Why is Rodriguez getting booed so much?
    He got booed when taking ages to walk over to take a corner. Haven’t noticed apart from that:
    Last edited by Mike; 19-02-2019 at 08:54 PM.

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    Definitely getting to grips with them in open play now, but I expect a goal to come from a Bayern corner from before long. Henderson is doing well bailing people out but they look a little lost without Virgil at the back.

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    Yeah, corners look ropey as fuck. Although I always think that. It's a permanent mental scar.

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    Has Keita scored yet this season? It really feels like it's never going to happen. This game is like pinball.

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    If this ends goalless, who are favourites to go through here?

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    4-4 in the second leg, Sly Stallone to save a penalty.

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    I hope Hans Jorg Butt won’t see his saved.

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    I think we’ll score over there.

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    I suppose Bayern, but they look dreadful (maybe Liverpool not much better). Don't see much to fear in them really, but then Liverpool's away record in Europe this season isn't up to much.

    All part of the plan anyway, right?

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    Have there actually been any other notable keepers in Europe who were penalty takers? Can’t think of any off the top of my head.

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    Bayern attempted some sort of weird Catenaccio that whole game mind you. I reckon they'll muster a bit more at home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pen View Post
    Have there actually been any other notable keepers in Europe who were penalty takers? Can’t think of any off the top of my head.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...ng_goalkeepers

    Seems to be mainly a South American thing, like mate and bestiality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazuuurk View Post
    Bayern attempted some sort of weird Catenaccio that whole game mind you. I reckon they'll muster a bit more at home.
    Aye, but as soon as they do this they won't have 5 men flooding the ball to get their shins on the critical final pass.

    Divock 'diminishing returns' Origi probably needs putting out to somewhere, he used it all up with that Everton miracle.

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    i think sarri looks a bit like louis litt from suits

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...ng_goalkeepers

    Seems to be mainly a South American thing, like mate and bestiality.
    I don't care if his career lasted 25 years. Rodrigo Ceni, take a bow. 61 free kicks and 131 goals total is just ridiculous.

    For clarity, the tied for 3rd highest free kick scorer in Premiere League history is Sebastien Larsson with 11 over the course of 9 years. You'd literally have to double the amount of free kicks he scored every year and have him play for 26 years to equal Ceni.

    Beckham scored 65 in 20 years.

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    There must be a montage somewhere of teams scoring on the counter after he scuffed it into their wall.

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    I definitely remember Hans-Jorg Butt celebrating so long they restarted and scored once or twice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    I don't care if his career lasted 25 years. Rodrigo Ceni, take a bow. 61 free kicks and 131 goals total is just ridiculous.

    For clarity, the tied for 3rd highest free kick scorer in Premiere League history is Sebastien Larsson with 11 over the course of 9 years. You'd literally have to double the amount of free kicks he scored every year and have him play for 26 years to equal Ceni.

    Beckham scored 65 in 20 years.
    Mitigating factors are that Rogerio played loads of games in the shithouse state championship to amass that tally as well as the national league, and also in South America if anyone goes near the number ten it's an automatic foul so you probably get way more free kicks given in those positions (it's no coincidence that it was them who came up with the disappearing spray for referees).

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    They do love a disappearance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    I definitely remember Hans-Jorg Butt celebrating so long they restarted and scored once or twice.
    Twice?! Must've been a long celebration.
    I'm a twit

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    Answers on a postcard as to how city are going to line up.

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    That's definitely a penalty, although I was almost as certain that Bentaleb would miss it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    That's definitely a penalty, although I was almost as certain that Bentaleb would miss it.
    It is a penalty, but I thought it was a bit harsh to book him. He was making a genuine effort to get his arm out the way.

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    Giving away a penalty is pretty much a default yellow though, which is a stupid 'rule' but it's almost universally applied.

    Second one was even funnier. I don't know if VAR gives that if the ref doesn't.

    Could do without City ballsing Europe up again to focus on the League.

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