CBB this season has been fucking excellent, fuck the haters.
CBB this season has been fucking excellent, fuck the haters.
There are more ethnics on this Bake Off than there are outside of the South East.
Has anyone ever tried to use 'My5' (Channel 5's on demand service)?
The video won't seem to load for me on it at all. I even turned off AdBlock in case that was the problem.
It works in Microsoft Edge for some reason.
Celebrity Big Brother on catch up?
Home and Away.
It's Friday evening and at 9pm on BBC1 it's Goodnight Sweetheart. Goodnight fucking Sweetheart.
What the fuck do any of you pay a licence fee for?
I don't.
My fee goes to Adam Woodyatt's catering.
On ITV right now, new lows in television are being reached.
Fuck off mate, Stephen Mulhern is a don.
He's on an absolutely steaming pile of shite at the moment anyway.Originally Posted by Mahow
I saw him hosting some gameshow earlier today on ITV called 'Pick Me!'. It seemed like the only people in it (both contestants and audience, although the former came from the latter anyway) were special needs.
It seemed to have some sort of call my bluff format and the one who had to pick who was telling the truth from the other three seemed to feel like she had been seriously betrayed when it turned out the person she chose was lying. That's the entire point of the game. She said 'It just goes to show who you can trust these days.' I thought she was going to cry.
Sure enough, when the camera picked her out later when she was in the audience because they were re-calling some of the contestants who hadn't won, she actually was in tears.
There was someone on this earlier naming pokemon that was definitely a spo. Must be a thing.
I've just switched it on, fucking hell.
A man on a pogo stick going up 3 steps, grabbing a drink and then going back down the stairs to pour the drink into a large container.
For one fucking thousand pounds.
A definite autistic here too.
Yep and that was even before his skill was revealed.
What a shit performance.
Obviously not autistic enough.
Just caught around half an hour of this Cold Feet thing that everyone is wanking themselves into oblivion over. Do you have to have seen the old ones to 'get it', because it's an awful pile of shite. Is it meant to be a comedy?
I just can't stand that cunt Nesbitt. It doesn't matter how good it is.
I know he's had the hair done, but his eyebrows are stealing every scene he's in.
This 'Honey G' character on the X Factor is some sort of wind up isn't she? Is it Catherine Tate? Don't get me wrong, she's probably the best thing to ever come out of the show, but she can't be real. It's her interviews that crack me up the most.
"That's ... one pound a game."
They're doubling up on the 'what will they do next OMG' acts on X-Factor with her and the supergays. The boy with the eyes you could dive into is clearly set up to win it all.
Yevrah, mate, this gay murder trial in Eastenders has a black male judge with two black women as his assistants (or whatever those people are called). Both of the barristers were white, but the lad said he was guilty, so they're irrelevant.
Now they're all stood in the pub wearing 'END HATE CRIME' t-shirts listening to Ben Mitchell musing on a more tolerant world. Remember when you killed Fat Heather, you four-eyed sanctimonious cunt?
Speaking of 'ev, is that haggard Shirley wench still vodkaing the shit out of it?
I love the about-turns some characters get. Beale's mental son went from shooting his wife in the womb to being the most toothless gimp in the space of a month.
Sharon Osborne is either off her face or having some sort of psychotic episode on X Factor.
I only found out what this is today. It either has to be that, or she must have had a whopping mental breakdown at some point that stripped her of all self-awareness.
I'm surprised that not only did the public vote out the world-class gays but also the judges didn't save them based on them being fun and wearing costumes. The foreign girl's out next.
They were done for once they were up against a Sharon contestant - the only hope they had was for her and Louis to collude and send it to the public vote. Plus they were just awful. If you're going to be flaming, you have to be fun with it. They just came across as mincers with a sense of entitlement.
What is it about people from Finland? Does their personality simply not translate into English or are they all emotionless drones? Who's met Pen?
Ginger lad on Great British Menu this week is smashing the shit out of it. Doing so many elements and, seemingly, absolutely nailing them.
I'd happily dive head first into both of his dishes thus far.
I thought the guy last week was good but he's taken it up another level.
Will need to fuck it up now to not hit the best score ever.
CBB back tonight. Jamie O'Hara is on there, and seems boring as fuck already. James Cosmo my early fave. Hoping the unbearable cunts provide as much fun as the last season, which was top notch.
I saw a little bit of it earlier as my parents were watching it. Brandon Block seems like such a sad old man.
New series of the Crystal Maze confirmed
I can't even comprehend that taking place outside 1993.
With Richard Ayoade though.
Burn it with fire.
Or without Richard O'Brien.
Not sure there are any showmen of his calibre out there anymore, they all have to be ironic twats now. Like Richard Ayoade.
Judge Rinder could give it a go.
Surprised it isn't Alexander Armstrong. He'd be perfect for it and he's on everything else.
What? Ah for fucks sake.
I thought Stephen Merchant was pretty good on the Christmas special they did, although he was really just doing a Richard O'Brien impression.
Richard Ayoade is great.
Yeah, I really like him too.
IT Crowd was fantastic.
Richard Ayoade (like David Mitchell) is only funny to people whose entire comedic intake is Twitter-based snark.
I don't think David Mitchell is all that funny. He's just a bit annoying now.
Ayoade isn't really that snarky though.
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