NOT shit.Originally Posted by Lewis
NOT shit.
They needed another three half hours really, although the fact that I'm saying that probably means it's good that they didn't.
Can you let this twat know that you and your four million pound house liked it?
Was it not always shit?
What does he think he's watching exactly? Two paragraphs on fucking Kes.
I'm calling bullshit on the bit about him hearing exactly what his teacher whispered over the sound of the television.
He sounds like a complete arsehole.
Ed Miliband turned up on the Last Leg tonight and you've never seen such stilted delivery of obviously prepared material. Took three attempts and a hilariously shaky arm to get on the back of a motorcycle on the way out too.
Ed Miliband making fun of himself is the only thing that stops people realising he is the most tragic figure in British politics.
He's back on now dressed as Santa giving out gifts, like toilet roll with Jacob Rhys Mogg's face on it, or Mogg Roll as it's been dubbed. Properly tragic.
He's there to plug his fucking podcast.
Celeb Big Brother starts tomorrow. Dapper Laughs to win with ease?
I'm a twit
I've landed on this Taskmaster thing for the first time but, as much as I like Davies and Dave Gorman, the sum total of fuck all has happened so far. Is it just a chat show kind of thing and the 'tasks' are secondary or less?
Stick with it.
I'm a twit
It got better. Are these new or old? It's hard to know on Dave.
The head on Al Murray makes me think fairly recent.
Al Murray was in S2 or 3 but none of them are very old, I think they rattled through five series in about two years.
Watched most of it twice now I think. Dave Gorman's potato snowman has to be up there as one of the best bits.
Anyone else watching Celebrity Big Brother? It's absolutely class. I'm properly loving it.
I'm a twit
There's a disabled transvestite on Pointless today, they're really trying to get the quotas filled.
God, you're such a prick.
Looks like Lofty.
I can now see her in a rollercoaster.
When are you and Magic going on?
The bloke that runs the thing told me that no professionals are allowed. I said I'm not a professional, he said that I should be and that I'd probably be the best in the country. Told him I wasn't interested as I'm making shit loads out of computers.
That and you have to be in a room with more than four people at once.
Professionally pointless. Sounds correct.
If I brushed up on my soaps and rubbish cocktails, that is to say cocktails, I reckon I could turn pro on the Pointless circuit.
I would throw the game and then call that lanky one a dickhead.
He looks like the type of guy that could throw a copper over the Lamb pub in Chichester though and that's the real quiz.
He's right though.
Do chatrooms count?
The prize money on Pointless is ridiculously bad.
I was just saying that. Catchphrase in the mid 90s was more lucrative
Catchphrase wasn't on daily.
They could at least jazz up the Saturday night charidee one.
Who's Going To Be A Millionaire is coming back and it'll be presented by *checks notes* Jeremy Clarkson?
Did the gays on Gogglebox split up? I see one of them with some old woman now.
They split years ago and one of them is married to another guy.
https://inews.co.uk/culture/channel-...ow-five-years/
The other one left so they stuck the one who didn't want to leave with his Mum.
They were never a couple, were they?
And how you could not pick the 'old woman' as that guy's mum is beyond me. They look almost identical.
The remaining gay is the best person on the programme (which is crap).
He seems to have stopped waving his filthy fucking bare feet in front of the camera now at least.
They were at the start.
Also, the kid with an annoying Mum and Sister has an apprenticeship at number 10:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...reak-show.html
He looks more like his Dad in that first photo than he ever did on the show.
The sister finally became fatter than the dad last year. Has she kept expanding?
What is the point of that homeless looking Angelos cunt with the plastic bag? About as funny as piles.
No idea what you're watching but I think he's great. He's No George Dawes though.
He was on Pointless.
People actually watch Gogglebox?
I'm a twit
It wouldn't be on if they didn't.
Well obviously middle-aged women watch it. I mean people who I have stuff in common with.
You'll all be watching that Mrs Browns shite next.
I'm a twit
I just watch whatever's on after I flick around a bit.
I used to watch it, stopped some time last year though.
There was just too many annoying dickheads.
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