Is that why Samsung dropped their interest?
Is that why Samsung dropped their interest?
Go on, Ben, you poofter. You've killed before, you can do it again.
It's not Sharon's real dad is it? Groan.
Great British Menu is the best show of all time when you can skip everything that isn't food and x-factor-esque pauses.
I had a 'friend' get to the second round of French Pop Idol and I was sure he'd get taken as he had a prime combo of being really shit and mentally unhinged. Sadly he just never got a call back.
I'm forced into sitting through the dancing thing on BBC tonight. It's absolutely hideous, never seen as much filler in a show in my life. And why do the old judge and the little foreign judge shout so much?
I decided to turn the X Factor on for the first time this year.
The first person was meh, the second was shit and the group who have just gone on were a car crash.
I like the voice of the chubby fella with glasses, but the Asian girls were about a million times better than everyone else including the guest doing his own single.
The old man holding everyone hostage with a lighter was awful. Kathy was close enough to blow out the flame which would give Ben a chance to terribly act him to the floor. Sharon could then sit on him until the police arrive.
Also, what the fuck?
I gave up on X Factor several years ago. It was grim then, so fuck knows how bad it must be these days.
I saw that. The attempt to turn it into a horror film was laughable. They had the false scares, fireworks filling in for lightning in the old 'ominous figure glimpsed in the shadows' routine, the wise kid being shut down by an impatient adult, the antagonist with a ghostly ability to only be seen by children until he reveals himself. When the camera went in close on a slowly turning doorknob I lolled,
Great documentary on BBC2 about the Carribean at the moment.
One of them's from St Helens. Kiera Weathers.
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Jesus, there's a Great Irish Bakeoff too, exactly the same right down to the notebook drawings of the cakes and the happy/creepy background music. I had forgot Anna Nolan existed until I seen it there. Do you have to be a lesbian to present this franchise?
I recently got into The Almost Impossible Gameshow. It's absolute rubbish, on par with Total Wipeout, but the Rubberbandits narrate it so it ends up being class.
Also Karl Pilkington's The Moaning Of Life 2 is about 80% boring, watching him do stupid stuff, but when he's away from it and just chatting about what he's thinking about he's really funny. When he mentioned his pillow looking like giraffe skin really amused me.
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Only Connect has turned a bit shit recently. Maybe I'm just bitter at not getting answers, but everything seems incredibly obscure to a level far beyond what it used to be.
I absolutely smashed it the other day. Probably just on a run of questions you can't do. I'm on such a run with University Challenge.
I still hate the no vowels round though, might as well finish with a wank off.
@ the guy having his card declined.
I got a message today to ask how I'd managed to appear in that Class of '92 thing...
.. Is that not you?
The ad for the latest Masterchef: The Professionals suggests it's still ruined by having no Roux Jr and that Wareing cock inatead again. Used to be my favourite
Those lezzies on firstdates No doubt scissoring the crap out of each other after.
I'm absolutely all over Masterchef: The Professionals. There's some fatty fat baldy bastard in it who is an actual genius.
'I've deconstructed this pie.'
Mate, that's just dry chicken and what looks like some biscuits.
Absolutely nowhere else I could think of putting this, but Nadine Coyle is on a talk show here at the moment and time has not been kind to her.
Haven't seen Eastenders in months and it happens to be on here. Sharon is trying to stop Phil drinking. How many times have they flogged that one now?
He also can't seem to break down a very light and rattly sounding bedroom door. Not great for a lad that knocked the fuck out of people for years.
EDIT: Is that fucking Richard Blackwood?
I'm hoping he gets back onto the harder stuff.
Smackhead Phil was glorious.
lol at binning them quality Asians for that fucking minstrel show. Every time I've seen them they've donned everyone shitless.
Wish I hadn't started following this bakeoff thing now. I want to go to bed.
This is interesting.
I saw it the other day, but I've just seen her calling herself 'just a normal person' after her (very good) performance. Get lost, love. I hope the minstrel show wins.By the time Louisa made it to our screens, someone had bought her the handle @louisa on both Instagram and Twitter (where she’d previously been the less-memorable @louisajohnson0). That won’t have come cheap, and it was clearly an investment in anticipation of Louisa’s presence on the show setting her up for lucrative post-show stardom.
Minstrels.
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That song really is dreadful.
'Mon Reggie 'N' Bollie.
Adele would probably get it, these days.
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I like the song. I'm biased because I'm a huge Dylan fan mind.
This shit is making the bake-off final an hour late
They'd have been better off doing the Alphaville 'version'.
Presumably it's some ruse to get the Dylan version to No.1 Cohen style (which Cowell probably also owns).
Rita Orra's boobies.
My parents were all happy Louisa won (tinged with a bit of racism and my dad's throbbing erection for Louisa) so I told them the details of that article to piss on their parade. It does my head in that they watch it religiously, take it all seriously and don't think it's manipulated to the extreme.
My mental ex-girlfriend would ask me if I knew wrestling was fake ('yes, obviously'), and constantly moan about me watching it, yet lost her fucking shit when I ONCE asked her if she knew how fake X-Factor was.
After they did the ill-suited winners song, you could see that Bollie knew they'd been fucked over. In the interests of fairness they should have had Louisa do On A Ragga Tip surrounded by dancing Christmas trees.
Rita Ora seems like a right shit.