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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    What age is your kid now, @Baz?
    1.

    (15 months & 10 days)

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    If you're not getting your toy kitchen from Ikea then you're doing something seriously wrong.
    ALDI mate. But got loads of extra gubbins from Ikea.



    Happy Christmas everyone.
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    Happy Christmas boys!

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    I’m in Brum after Boxing Day till New Year. You know it’s time for chess (once you introduce me to the person I can get the kind of materials to make chess bearable obvs)
    What are you doing, some strange tour of the UK?

    Merry Christmas everyone.

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    Feliz Navidad m8s.

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    I could maybe understand going to Scotland to visit family, but why go there just to stay in a hotel? Is it just a drug thing?

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    Hope you all have a tremendous day. X

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    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    I’ve just watched Trump tell a seven year old Santa doesn’t exist so that’s my Christmas made.
    Such a legend.

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    Abi Titmuss everyone.

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    Merry Christmas you bunch of bastards.

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    I have spent the past year telling my mother that she couldn't make a beef wellington as good as the one my brother's wife made last Christmas, so TO FUCKING SHOW ME (and her) she decided to make one for today. Yeah consider me shown love.

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    Getting a lift into mam and dad's later on. Means I don't have to do that song and dance tomorrow. And I can drink tonight.

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    Turkey has come out to rest and the pandoro bread and butter pudding is half done soaking in custard now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I have spent the past year telling my mother that she couldn't make a beef wellington as good as the one my brother's wife made last Christmas, so TO FUCKING SHOW ME (and her) she decided to make one for today. Yeah consider me shown love.
    Quality mind games.

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    My dinner was done and dusted about an hour ago. Just ready for a bit of dessert now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Quality mind games.
    Maybe this explains Jose Mourinho being off form this year. I have been messing with the MIND GAME universe.

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    I've got Roma and Lazio scarves for my collection, some book of short stories, and a blue jumper. Great haul considering we are doing one present per person.

    It is actually better this way. I don't have loads of pointless shit, nor have I had to waste money buying loads of pointless shit for others.

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    Finished a pipe of pink yesterday and now working through a green one.

    Merry Christmas chaps.

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    Whose pink pipe did you finish?

    Marry Xmas chaps!!

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    Just left a big Yule log in grandmother's upstairs toilet, sorry Nan merry Christmas

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    I think this poo is roughly 25% john Smith's based on smell and consistency

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    What about taste 🤔

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    Ask your missus waaaaaay

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    Oi oi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    I could maybe understand going to Scotland to visit family, but why go there just to stay in a hotel? Is it just a drug thing?
    Mum doesn’t talk to her side of the family anymore and doesn’t want to do Christmas dinner for 3 people. So we go to a hotel and then see the family a few days later. Done Naples, Dublin and now Edinburgh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Mum doesn’t talk to her side of the family anymore and doesn’t want to do Christmas dinner for 3 people. So we go to a hotel and then see the family a few days later. Done Naples, Dublin and now Edinburgh.
    Makes sense. Is there a reason you pick absolute shithole cities for it though?

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    The nephew knows how to fistbump. I'm maybe a year out from teaching him Wu Tang lyrics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Makes sense. Is there a reason you pick absolute shithole cities for it though?
    Dublin and Naples are great cities. Edinburgh seems a bit dull though.

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    Xmas dinner complete, presents opened, family catch up done and now I'm lying on bed eating crisps and watching parks and rec.

    Vol au vents to follow.

    Bliss.

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    My family does gift giving on Christmas Eve, and there's a two year old granddaughter with no competition.

    Every time she would tear open a present, she would throw her hands up and twelve people in unison would all go "YAYYYYYYY" with her.

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    Children are the only thing that could ruin my Christmas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Dublin and Naples are great cities. Edinburgh seems a bit dull though.
    Edinburgh is great but it's not got much edge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Children are the only thing that could ruin my Christmas.
    That's because you're not allowed within 100 yards of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda Bear View Post
    That's because you're not allowed within 100 yards of them.
    Ok? Go back to whining about Palestine lad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    Edinburgh is great but it's not got much edge.
    Sounds like you mate.

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    That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Ok? Go back to whining about Palestine lad.
    Mine was better.

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    Just had my second helpings of the pandoro bread and butter pudding tart. Fucking amazing but I'm ready to burst now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda Bear View Post
    Mine was better.
    It really wasn't, but anyway.

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    Cities generally aren't my thing but even I wouldn't describe Edinburgh as dull. Isn't Naples a proper shithole?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan Shearer The 2nd View Post
    Cities generally aren't my thing but even I wouldn't describe Edinburgh as dull. Isn't Naples a proper shithole?
    99% of it looks like pure slum.

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    Sat watching Home Alone 2 having stuffed my face all day. Little un had a great day too. Just wish my nephews weren't such cunts.

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    My uncle has just brought out a very well stocked cheese board, which is fucking mana from heaven at this hour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    My uncle has just brought out a very well stocked cheese board, which is fucking mana from heaven at this hour.
    I tried one about an hour ago but I'm just too fucked to eat any more. Not a drop of drink since dinner either.

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    There is a point you reach when all you can do is sit in a chair and let yourself decompose from the inside. For me that point came at about 5pm and it hasn't receded. I must weigh about 100kg more than I did this morning.

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    I am currently on my 5th generous glass of scotch. I only had 1 beer all day because I had to drive, but my head is going to punish me for making up for it tomorrow.

    I have had about a kilo of cheese too, mind, which may soak it up.

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    Oh, and I've had 3 shits today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Oh, and I've had 3 shits today.
    describe them

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