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Thread: Apprentice 2018: "Mumpreneur" Isn't A Fucking Word

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    Jackie is a fucking mess.

    Kayode wasn't great but has good previous form. Rick is an absolute disgrace.

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    Alan

    Triple firing, do it.

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    Bastard completely bottled it.

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    Bottled that.

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    Sparing Kuran. What a cunt.

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    Horrible feeling Kurran's going to be a roaring success as PM next week rather than the best hour of TV of 2018 that I'm hoping for.

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    I did like that he said he knew nothing about women's shoes and then proceeded to be more opinionated than he has about anything in the rest of the series so far put together.

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    If he's still in the sling next week, either they film the whole thing over about five days or he's going full Cowboy Bob Orton and will eventually lamp Claude with his cast.

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    What was it he'd supposedly done to himself? A dislocation?

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    A fracture, I thought.

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    Then he'll be in a cast for a while but the big gimp needn't be in a sling, based on what j was told when I did mine. They've probably done that for effect.

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    Jet Pop and Strawpedo Air? Hmm.

    Also, how is Kurran the only one who knows what Pangaea is?

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    The girl being portrayed as the boring killjoy with the advert production is the only one with any sense.

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    lol at not putting Kayode on his pitching.

    Edit: Bitch slapped

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    Pop Jet

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    Keeping the vacay bursting into flames over the ocean

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    It looks like an explosion
    An explosion of FUN!!!

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    I can't believe that Kurran's arguably the only person who should stay this week.

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    Karen Brady just absolutely donned those two useless twats.

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    'Let me deal with Khadija, then I'll deal with you'

    Kurran's the best.

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    Kurran didn't deserve to be fired in this task but then he's deserved to be fired about 4 times already.

    No idea how Camilla didn't go.

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    Should have been a triple firing. Kurran because fuck ALL the way off.

    Daniel and Khadija for having the opportunity to drown the dopey twat in the sea and not doing it.

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    Currant was a mess from start to finish, including his task. How was Pangaea an appropriate name for a party airline? It made no sense at all.

    His advert was ridiculous. I'm amazed noone brought up that he scrapped the storyboards and freestyled it.

    He was by far the worst on this task, even if others were a shambles too. He can't manage at all, he's just a disrespectful idiot who thinks he's cleverer than he actually is. Even at the end he thought his advert was Spielberg.

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    Kurran has revealed that his Dad owned an airline (tour operator really) in the 90s.

    It flew from Birmingham to Amritsar direct and was called Poo UK.

    https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/08/what-...s-dad-8116829/

    https://m.hindustantimes.com/india/i...6qOvwwcCL.html

    So he's not the only mental one in the family.

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    Why does everything have to be 'Urban' these days?

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    Got to be Khadija on the way today.

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    £2k for about 10 pot plants

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    Khadija and Jackie are amazing.

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    Tom has to go.

    Bought fuck all for the corporate, switched over to the sub team and forgot to tell the van where to go.

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    His business plan must be shit because Kayode shouldn't have gone there.

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    Tom ought to have gone and had the other team lost it might have been a multiple but Kayode's issue is probably that beyond speaking with ill-deserved amounts of confidence he doesn't seem to offer much.

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    Camilla is an idiot.

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    £800 for a ducks arse? £1200 for some gummi bears arranged into a door mat?

    I hate art so much.

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    Daniel (with Kurran's wardrobe today) is really good at bullshitting.

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    Him happily admitting to not having a clue what he's talking about is the most self-awareness I've ever seen on this show, I love him now.

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    Karen said on You're Fired last week that he admitted that a lot throughout the process.

    I think he's going to win it, I can't see any real opposition.

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    Could easily be a triple here.

    Only Sian is safe.

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    Yeah Daniel's honest bullshittery is making me warm to him a lot.

    The outcome tonight was the opposite of what I thought. I'd decided he was gonna get rid of Sabrina and Tom. Jasmine must have had a shit business plan.

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    The minute I saw Sabrina's corporate client I said to the Mrs "They have to sell them that stupid Gummy Bear sign", it was so fucking obvious, and yet they tried (and somehow... succeeded) to flog them the shitty owl instead. I'm shocked the client didn't walk out over them selling it under their nose to a random member of the public though.

    Sabrina was always safe because Karen loves her. Every time they "step outside" Karen compliments her, and I think this week was the first time she actually added a criticism at the end. I fully expected Tom to go, even after Jasmine was fired. He shouldn't be there after last week.

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    The way he was talking about his business, I'm expecting him to last until the interviews now.

    He could have a damn good business idea.

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    I think we just saw Tom getting pushed under the bus.

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    Khadija

    Edit: This is glorious, they're all so shit.

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    Jackie fired because her business is too good? Okay.

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    I know we've said this before but this business plan thing has totally broken the structure or the show. At least one of Khadija and Camilla should have gone. Jackie is a nutter but at least she's performed well a few times.

    On the plus side, their effort at the task was one of my all time Apprentice highlights.

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    I don't understand how Khadija and Camilla are even there. A cleaning business and some nut milk? Millions there for sure I guess.

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    Camilla can have my nut milk anytime.

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    What a useless performance last night. Some proper idiots left in this still. Can't wait wait for them to get slaughtered in the interviews next week.

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    I loved the advert for it.

    Looks like they get a proper roasting.

    I'm a little surprised that Camilla didn't go. Sarah Anne fucked up by telling lies and shitting the recipe, however, Camilla has fucked up every branding she's had to do.

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    Sarah Ann must have had a worse business plan because that's all it really is now.

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    Worse than nut milk?

    That market is saturated to fuck.

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