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Thread: Apprentice 2018: "Mumpreneur" Isn't A Fucking Word

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    I love tasks where they have to come up with names and shit.

    Benji Beyond!

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    The girls character

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    I fucking hate that piercing.

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    A slightly squashed onion parading round France collecting gold balls to teach a reader French? Fuck me.

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    Kayode has the biggest mouth I've ever seen.

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    Bonjoir...

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    Get the balls on there


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    Do you have music by actual musicians or should we just beatbox? Obviously we should do it, piece of piss

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    I think he's going to be waiting a long time for the Oscar he's dreamed of. Although it is pretty hard to move your head whilst talking.

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    Only the best actors can speak AND move to be fair to him.

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    Not wanting to put too many French words in an educational French comic book...

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    Guarantee the long-haired guy who is VITAL to the pitch stumbles over his words, put a monkey on it. Monster monster

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    The boys seem to have picked the ones with the least amount of charisma and personality.

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    The actor has the potential to be an all time classic if he hangs about.

    Khadija is a nightmare.

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    They might have never even heard of another language before

    She's gone.

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    Not an ounce of charisma between the four of them.

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    Kurran even forgetting the PM's name

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    Kuran is amazing.

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    Fuck. 10000 copies?

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    How did the high street retailer (WHsmith?) order 10,000 copies?

    They're both absolutely horrible.

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    What the fuck, Khadija?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    What the fuck, Khadija?
    He must have done something good...

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    I need Kuran to stay in until I've decided if he has less intelligence or personality

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    He could have probably gotten rid of all 3 tbh.

    Although I'm glad Kurran didn't go as he could be good value.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    I need Kuran to stay in until I've decided if he has less intelligence or personality
    A vacuum is characterised by the non existence of all properties.

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    Earl Grey and custard cream doughnut

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    Chocolate and chilli fine.

    Dousing a doughnut in siracha, not so much.

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    Kurran's easily the star of this show.

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    Tom is absolutely shit.

    If they lose he's gone, he's getting walked over by everyone.

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    Haven't seen any of this til tonight but the imbecile levels are off the charts this time round by the looks of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Haven't seen any of this til tonight but the imbecile levels are off the charts this time round by the looks of it.
    The peak was the boys thinking an octopus with a hose (snorkelling gear) was an actual octopus that had to be measured.

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    I can only imagine that people buying these doughnuts will be blind with the inability to taste or just want to get on camera.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wullie View Post
    Kurran's easily the star of this show.
    Indeed. And how he's broken his arm arm wrestling in the house

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    I thought Kurran's attempt at pitching might be his highlight until the daft twat managed to break his arm arm wrestling.

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    The odds are massively against it, but I hope he gets to the end just to see him in the interviews and hear his business proposal


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    As good as he may be, he's got some way to go to beat the master


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    Vincent was a hero and part of some classic Apprentice moments but I think he had more about him than Kurran.

    Who was it on here who made the amazing joke about Vincent and the muskateers?

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    "Who votes for me?"
    *tumbleweed*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    "Who votes for me?"
    *tumbleweed*
    The pity vote in the end made it even worse.

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    Ogle her harder mate, she's definitely into it.

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    I don't think Kurran has said or done anything yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    I don't think Kurran has said or done anything yet
    He's a bit huffy.

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    He's a bit fucking shit is what he is.

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    Alex has to be gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    "Who votes for me?"
    *tumbleweed*
    I just started watching it, this was absolutely brilliant. Especially with Kurran then throwing in the pity vote.

    Alex is amazing.

    How many meters are they?
    They're just over here and as you can see they're long...
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    Kurran bottled it.

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    Kurran on the pitching team for a product he despises

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    There must be a big royalty cheque with Micky Flanagan's name on it after this episode. Khadija has the most natural bitchy face I've ever seen too

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    If this isn't the end of the road for Kurran I'll be stunned.

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    Actually, I'm going double with Rick.

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