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Thread: Apprentice 2018: "Mumpreneur" Isn't A Fucking Word

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    The "telling lies" thing was absolute bullshit. They tried to pretend they would've tailored the pitch differently - but how on Earth could they have changed it to remove the element of seduction, given that was the brand name? If she'd have mentioned it, they'd have complained she was being negative about things they couldn't change.

    It was a joke of a decision. Camilla was an absolute shambles and would've gone without question in the old format.

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    Telling a retailer you’re going to spend £100,000 on marketing when you don’t have it should see you fired even if your team wins.

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    Reminded me of Jim from Northern Ireland a few years ago who said they would have a promotion to tie in with Harry Potter.

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    Yeah it's hard to tell sometimes when stuff just isn't in the cut but they really didn't get called out on their bullshit about how the feedback would have affected their pitch.

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    They'd have adapted and clearly made it work with the high street retailer!

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    Sugar saying Apprentice might be rescheduled tonight for news coverage if it's officially agreed by some dickheads that Theresa May is, in fact, a useless dickhead.

    You don't delay the interviews you fucking tarts.

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    For fucks sake.

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    Did anything happen or is this on?

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    Depends on the outcome of this special episode of 'You're Fired' with Andrew Neil.

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    BBC still showing as it being on.

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    Doesn't look likely.

    BBC will be in mourning if she loses and partying if she wins.

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    Yeah it's on my EPG, but just heard this Scottish lad saying something about talking to someone at 9

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    If she gets voted out, there's no way they leave the coverage. Why watch a few Muppets get sacked when you can watch the Queen of uselessness get fisted?

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    There's a Black Mirror in that.

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    Why does she want to hang on anyway? Surely she's enough money made to slip off out of this nightmare and let someone else do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Why does she want to hang on anyway? Surely she's enough money made to slip off out of this nightmare and let someone else do it.
    More over, who the fuck wants to take over?

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    Jacob Rees-Mogg.

    He'd want it no matter what.

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    I doubt he's thick enough to believe his own bull shit. He'll scurry off like Boris did after 'Leave' won.

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    Showing as 9.10. Vote failed. Who cares. Move on.

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    Let's interview some wankers.

    And I'm not talking about those in that room.

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    We're on.

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    Let's fucking do this, lads.

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    The yoga/dancing session

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    Covered in nut juice

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    Fucking hell I love the interviews.

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    Camilla and her nut juice are so shit at branding.

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    Claudine Collins isn't a shameful lustage, right?

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    I love Claude.

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    Oh Daniel. Top interview moment.

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    That nutmilk picture

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    These lot are all shit. Sugar should hire Baggs the Brand posthumously. He was a whole field of ponies.

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    You know what? I admire Khadijah for not crumbling in the face of this because while I love the spectacle it's proper pantomime villainry.

    And Claude's look of disgust at "Yoohoo" was perfect.

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    Daniel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    You know what? I admire Khadijah for not crumbling in the face of this because while I love the spectacle it's proper pantomime villainry.

    And Claude's look of disgust at "Yoohoo" was perfect.
    Yeah she's the only one with a pair at all.

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    Actually, scratch that.

    What's with them all fucking bawling?

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    I'm saying Daniel and Sian.

    I just can't see Camilla rubbing her nut milk all over herself in supermarkets, some tennis tournaments are bollocks and cleaning is shit.

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    Daniel hasn't had one single moment as good as Sandhurst parasite twat or Solomon but he's had a hilarious set of interviews.

    Still think he's got a chance of winning the lot though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    Claudine Collins isn't a shameful lustage, right?


    She’s the highlight every year.

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    I’ve only just started, but surely Daniel can’t win if that’s his business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Browning View Post
    I’ve only just started, but surely Daniel can’t win if that’s his business.
    I think only Sian has a viable business plan.

    I only have him going through because the others are shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Browning View Post


    She’s the highlight every year.
    This might be the most we've ever agreed.

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    I think nut milk could do alright so long as she agrees to take all the porn off the product.

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    Daniel is definitely going to the final. If he's not winning then he'll be picked as the most entertaining co-finalist alongside Sugar's chosen business plan.

    This whole format doesn't make sense with the business plan stuff.

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    I don't know why Sian's pricing is a sticking point.

    Some university students will blow all of their loans/grants pretty fucking quick, especially on clothes.

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    Sugar is a pisshead, I'd have thought he'd be all over that.

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    Camilla making the final. Fucking hell.

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    Kurran back for the final

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    btw, is Khadija shameful lustage?

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    Put it in the thread, with pictures, and find out.

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