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    Note Suspect Legend

    If it was you who left a note which read ”The Third Half” on my table yesterday. I have never laughed so hard publicly in my life.

    Would have been coll if you just waited to say good evening. The mystery is much more memorable though. Ive been laughing about it the whole weekend.

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    Amazing

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    Whereabouts? Need the full story here.
    I'm a twit

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    Surely it's just someone from your job that has seen you browsing on here.

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    I bet you it was Wedge.

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    I was actually in the west mids last night but it wasn't me.

    Probably Igor.

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    I've mentioned this before, but it's relevant.

    I figured out where Ant (I'll rip your spine out if you say Vidic can head a ball) worked and was going to send him a TTH message in the post. I decided against it at the last minute as I realised he'd either end up calling the police or shooting up his workplace.

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    Cabana in Westfield, Shepards Bush. London.

    Someone from work seems very unlikely given im miles from Wolves. Don't try and deflect. It was one of you comedians.

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    Ah, it wasn't in work. Is that a restaurant?

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    Kiko.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Ah, it wasn't in work. Is that a restaurant?
    Yeah, a restaurant. A decent one too.

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    Kiko trying to headhunt you for the Whatsapp group

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    Kiko would just go up to you and say hello, being a breezy friendly northerner. Anonymous notes sounds more Taz-like.

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    I was in tears it was that funny at the time. I tried to make a thread immediately but I couldn't even type.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Kiko would just go up to you and say hello, being a breezy friendly northerner. Anonymous notes sounds more Taz-like.
    Taz would try and get Sincere to go to a strip club and sell him some toothbrushes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Kiko would just go up to you and say hello, being a breezy friendly northerner. Anonymous notes sounds more Taz-like.
    I did think Taz. Ive seen Taz before. That does not take him off the list though.

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    Actually, Taz is a strong culprit as he has actually seen me before...

    That makes his case much stronger.

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    We'll never know unless he rocks up here again.

    Though this is as likely a year as any.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    I've mentioned this before, but it's relevant.

    I figured out where Ant (I'll rip your spine out if you say Vidic can head a ball) worked and was going to send him a TTH message in the post. I decided against it at the last minute as I realised he'd either end up calling the police or shooting up his workplace.
    If nothing else the police would have got to the bottom of who was sending those filthy messages from his Facebook.

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    Quality

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    Taz is who I thought too.

    Taz

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    Why did Taz have a meltdown again?

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    We lolled at his new name (Don) on here.

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    There is no way that the name thing did it. My guess is that The Ting banned him from posting.

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    There's no way he'd still be with The Ting though, unless she's locked him up.

    Could she have killed him? Thigh asphyxiation?

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    Worse. She probably forced him into marriage.

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    Congratulations on the marriage @Don.

    Wonder if we can get him back somehow.

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    Has anyone ( @Spoonsky ) got him on Facebook?

    Similarly, what’s happened to @Offshore Toon
    I'm a twit

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    I used to have Taz's number but he's probably changed it to something his ting approved.

    It wasn't me obviously. Wouldn't be seen dead in shepherd's Bush.

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    I wonder if ginner still has the sign he made his lass hold up?

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    It wasn't Taz, he has confirmed.

    Fuckers

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    Were you alone? Seems kinda strange to not just say hello if so.

    With people, that makes sense.

    "Ay, aren't you from the FM website?" he asked in front of all of his friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    I used to have Taz's number but he's probably changed it to something his ting approved.

    It wasn't me obviously. Wouldn't be seen dead in shepherd's Bush.
    And couldn't identify a specific black man out of a crowd of thousands anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    It wasn't Taz, he has confirmed.

    Fuckers
    He probably lied.

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    Just post the note up and Lewis can cross reference the handwriting with the database.

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    It's probably signed by Harold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Kiko would just go up to you and say hello, being a breezy friendly northerner.
    Or invite him for an informal fucking lager.

    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    It wasn't Taz, he has confirmed.
    As if you've been in very recent contact with Taz and not got him back posting on here.

    Surely it must have been Taz. Have you met anyone else irl? Seems unlikely that someone would recognise you from the few photos you've shared.

    Saying that, someone once did recognise me (and PMd me on the dugout rather than approaching me) but I've put up about a hundred photos.
    I'm a twit

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    Do you still have the pictures of when you went to that nightclub full of weirdos?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Or invite him for an informal fucking lager.

    As if you've been in very recent contact with Taz and not got him back posting on here.

    Surely it must have been Taz. Have you met anyone else irl? Seems unlikely that someone would recognise you from the few photos you've shared.

    Saying that, someone once did recognise me (and PMd me on the dugout rather than approaching me) but I've put up about a hundred photos.
    I once saw an exact Indian replica of yourself. So much so that I thought you had blacked (to an extent) up and come down south for a bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Do you still have the pictures of when you went to that nightclub full of weirdos?
    They were posted on Facebook, so yes. Will they work on here?

    Toggle Spoiler
    I'm a twit

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    What the...

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    DS, Bruh and the Merse, Mokbull and Mahow.

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    It was actually four different places. I just know how to pick ‘em.

    Some gay bay possibly called Pink, Krazyhouse, The Grapes and then some unknown bar.
    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    DS, Bruh and the Merse, Mokbull and Mahow.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    DS, Bruh and the Merse, Mokbull and Mahow.
    Sadly I don't look as good as him without a beard.

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    That third one gets me every time.

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    That fucking nose Hahahahahhaahha

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    The fourth one is particularly brilliant.

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    I forgot about the lass in that one. Frozen in time and terror.

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