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  • Bacon

    25 92.59%
  • Sausage

    26 96.30%
  • Egg

    24 88.89%
  • Beans

    19 70.37%
  • Hash brown

    23 85.19%
  • Tomato

    12 44.44%
  • Black pudding

    15 55.56%
  • Chips

    3 11.11%
  • Mushroom

    17 62.96%
  • Other (I am vile)

    5 18.52%
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Thread: The perfect fry up

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    We have nettles. Nettle tea, nettle wine, what more do you need?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Pastries are shit unless they contain meat. Croissants can fuck right off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    For a country which has zero native spices, I think we do alright.
    Yeah it’s not that bad really, and i don’t want to take over the thread by shitting on it, so you win this one

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    Sweet pastries are a bit rubbish, but croissants with shit loads of butter and posh jam (taste the difference raspberry conserve is igor's tip of the day) are nice occasionally.

    Would much prefer a nasty sausage roll off the hot plate thingy though. Cold sausage rolls are rank though, all dusty and dry.

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    Agreed on all counts.

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    What an absolute mong describing any type of sausage roll as 'rank'.

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    Ones straight out of the fridge at the supermarket are fucking gross, and I love stodgy meat-based food. Even room temperature would be acceptable, but cold sausage rolls are shit and you're the fucking mong LEWIS.

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    I can’t eat anything that should be hot when it isn’t. Buffets are a fucking nightmare if there isn’t a microwave handy.

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    No, sorry. You're still a daft cunt. That said, cold pasta makes me retch.

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    I ate a cold scotch pie today. I wouldn't have bought it had I realised it was but it was still grand.

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    Cold cornish pasties are the absolute dog's bollocks.

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    I don't mind cold cornish pasties, it's just a certain kind of supermarket sausage roll. I think it's because the pastry is really thick. When they're poncy thin filo pastry type sausage rolls (admittedly the inferior sort), they're alright cold. An old friend of mine used to have two cheap sainsburys sausage rolls straight out of the fridge for his lunch at school every day, washed down with a litre of chocolate milk, and he was the one guy who always ordered the english dish at the curry house. Obviously.

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    I'm saying you have food autism basically, Lew.

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    Read it and weep you anti-bean [remainer] nonces. The Will of the People.

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    Needs white pudding.

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    You need beans on it otherwise it's a dry mess.

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    Only 35% for black pudding though so they must asked a bunch of utter geeks.

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    Tinned tomatoes > Grilled tomato.

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    I hate baked beans, the sauce is way too sweet.

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    Salt them up then you embarrassment.

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    Beans is the only thing that makes this unique, otherwise it’s literally the same breakfast that everyone eats everywhere

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    I hate baked beans, the sauce is way too sweet.
    Finally we find out the real reason why Monghow doesn't feel British.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    Beans is the only thing that makes this unique, otherwise it’s literally the same breakfast that everyone eats everywhere
    Go and put maple syrup on your waffles you cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Salt them up then you embarrassment.
    The embarrassment is the sauce.

    It needs some smokiness and a bit of chilli heat running through it.

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    'What Liverpool need is a nice blue home strip.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Go and put maple syrup on your waffles you cunt.
    Sounds like a good way to get fat

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    It's an awful way to get fat. Get some beans in ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    I hate baked beans, the sauce is way too sweet.
    Fry the rashers and then heat the beans in what's left in the pan from them.

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    That sounds really good tbh.

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    Giggs is wasted as a delivery driver. He should be cheff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Giggs is wasted as a delivery driver. He should be cheff.
    Marcus Wareing would do some looking at that.

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    Can't resist replacing toast with fried bread.

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    It's not an either / or situation.

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    I think possibly the most disappointed I've ever been was in Cuba, where - catering for dick head Canadians - they dusted the fried bread with icing sugar. Un fucking forgivable.

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    The last breakfast I had in England had bubble & squeak as one of the options. Cabbage flavour does not belong with a fry.

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    The most questionable thing I ever did with a fry up was when I fried off some chorizo (not the pre-sliced shit stuff), cus I was too hungover to go out and buy proper sausage. Was pretty great tbh. Chorizo first then fried everything else in the sweet red nectar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    The last breakfast I had in England had bubble & squeak as one of the options. Cabbage flavour does not belong with a fry.
    It's an odd one. It tends to be an option at the Premier Inn breakfast buffet, but I've never tried it (for breakfast) and I'm not sure I've ever actually seen someone eating it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    It's an odd one. It tends to be an option at the Premier Inn breakfast buffet, but I've never tried it (for breakfast) and I'm not sure I've ever actually seen someone eating it.
    That's exactly where I was actually.

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    Baked beans are rank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    That sounds really good tbh.
    Or grate a bit of cheese into them while they're cooking. Or Worcestershire sauce, that works too.
    Last edited by Disco; 11-01-2020 at 02:09 PM.

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    I put all sorts of shit into baked beans. Paprika, chilli powder, pepper, whatever the occasion demands. Hardly ever have them vanilla.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    That's exactly where I was actually.
    I reckon they just have a load of potatoes and greens hanging around from the night before so fry it up and shove it out.

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    That's why bubble and squeak was invented isn't it? To use up leftovers?
    Last edited by randomlegend; 11-01-2020 at 04:09 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Isn't that why bubble and squeak was invented isn't it? To use up leftovers?
    But for breakfast?

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Isn't that why bubble and squeak was invented isn't it? To use up leftovers?
    Yup, which makes it a strange thing to find on a menu.

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    I quite like Spoons and baked beans, but people eating at Wetherspoons, with neither any teeth nor taste, shouldn't be deciding anything on behalf of this country.

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    Replace the banh mi with proper bread, and add another sausage, and we are good to go...

    Last edited by John Arne; 11-01-2020 at 03:57 PM.

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    I'm sure it's fine but I need that sausage to be charred.

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    I am a convert to the fried tomato. On its own it is a worthless item, but it really helps to balance the plate when it comes to a fry up. Like one of those unglamorous footballers who the fans all moan about but managers love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    I'm sure it's fine but I need that sausage to be charred.
    Bacon looks good though.

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