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  • Bacon

    25 92.59%
  • Sausage

    26 96.30%
  • Egg

    24 88.89%
  • Beans

    19 70.37%
  • Hash brown

    23 85.19%
  • Tomato

    12 44.44%
  • Black pudding

    15 55.56%
  • Chips

    3 11.11%
  • Mushroom

    17 62.96%
  • Other (I am vile)

    5 18.52%
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Thread: The perfect fry up

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    Is banh mi viatnemese for baguette to did your autocorrect fuck up something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    I'm sure it's fine but I need that sausage to be charred.
    Agreed. It could do with an extra 10 minutes.

    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Is banh mi viatnemese for baguette to did your autocorrect fuck up something?
    Yeah, banh mi = little baguette. The Viets do cracking baguettes (thanks France), but awful sliced bread (Fuck you France). Baffling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I am a convert to the fried tomato. On its own it is a worthless item, but it really helps to balance the plate when it comes to a fry up. Like one of those unglamorous footballers who the fans all moan about but managers love.
    Exactly right. It's the same reason I regret most "meat feast" pizzas, despite always being tempted to get them over more balanced options, like a bloody idiot.

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    Speaking of baguettes

    For the man who hasn’t time to sit at a plate.


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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    Exactly right. It's the same reason I regret most "meat feast" pizzas, despite always being tempted to get them over more balanced options, like a bloody idiot.
    That’s what the red pizza sauce is for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Speaking of baguettes

    For the man who hasn’t time to sit at a plate.

    Oh my

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    I do that about twice a month using those half cooked baguettes that you finish off in the oven yourself.

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    That bacon is raw, but otherwise a solid effort.

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    It is as well. Returning to the polling from yesterday, terrible bacon like that is why sausages are actually the meat top boy.

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    There’s clearly not enough brown sauce on it, if any.
    I'm a twit

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    We once had someone from Poland stay with us and they actually ate a few rashers out of the pack completely raw.

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    Was it Molton or that Stalin gimp who lived with some Poles who used to do that?

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    Went to Edinburugh last year for the fringe festival and had 2 of the best fry ups ever. Far better than anything I've had in England.

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    Food ingredients tend to be better in Scotland, it's just what they do with them which can be a bit questionable.

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    I had doughnut French toast with rashers of streaky bacon for a breakfast in Scotland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    That bacon is raw, but otherwise a solid effort.
    Yeah it’s hard to get a deli counter here that cooks rashers properly. I’d say 90% are like that.

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    Was behind a lad the other day getting the absolute works on one, don’t know how the fuck he managed to handle it.

    2 eggs, 2 rashers, 3 sausages, black pudding, white pudding, 3 hash browns, and mushrooms. On butter and red sauce.

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    Loses points for not taking brown sauce the goon.

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    Hash browns in that sandwich is a bit much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy View Post
    Went to Edinburugh last year for the fringe festival and had 2 of the best fry ups ever. Far better than anything I've had in England.
    The Full Wilson as my late Glaswegian uncle referred to it.

    Square slice is a legendary thing.

    Good for the tastebuds, not so much for the life expectancy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Hash browns in that sandwich is a bit much.
    Wouldn’t be for me either. I’d be leaving the mushrooms out too.

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    The music journo neil Kulkarni shared an anecdote on the top of the pops podcast I listen to of some shitey breakfast tv news show interviewing some 100 year old women in the black country, asking them the secret of their longevity, and they said they had a daily snack compatible to spreading pate on crackers except it was raw sausage meat on toast. Fucking hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy View Post
    Went to Edinburugh last year for the fringe festival and had 2 of the best fry ups ever. Far better than anything I've had in England.
    I remember the raised eyebrow and deep blush of shame I gave when I asked for a "full english" in an Edinburgh cafe the week I moved there. It was excellent though.

    What comedians did ya see?

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    Typical toff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    The Full Wilson as my late Glaswegian uncle referred to it.

    Square slice is a legendary thing.

    Good for the tastebuds, not so much for the life expectancy.
    Finally a mention for square sausage. The GOAT of breakfastery. That and potato scone.

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    Links are better.

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    Put those hands together.

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