Wake the fuck up Tunisian defender. number 12
Wake the fuck up Tunisian defender. number 12
I've got £5 on each of the following:
1-0 England
Kane to score a header
Rashford to come off the bench and score.
Sterling in an England shirt is proper wank.
Wahbi Khazri playing number nine, goodness me. Normally they get some shithead target man up there.
Please let Mathlouthi have to come on already.
The keeper looks nervy after making that save early on? Okay, Martin.
The woman commentator from the other day is back and she's pronouncing Dele Alli like Muhamed "Ali" and not "alley" and it's going to drive me fucking insane.
You can always smell how shit a team is when there's a defender doing the goal kicks.
Calm down the long balls please.
This has proper Algeria '10 potential.
Martin Keown really does spout a load of shit doesn't he.
He’s only marginally offside so he shouldn’t have given it apparently.
It’s coming home lads.
The hattrick and 5-1 is ON.
Haven't seen as bad a team at the back in a long time, and I seen Athlone Town a few weeks ago.
That save was Seaman-esque. Good reaction from Kane though.
Gerrin.
This lot look properly shit.
The keeper is shit.
If England want this they could make a statement.
England squad +5 to inspiration
Captain 5%, we're going to win the World Cup lads.
He's really taken that comment to heart.
Jimmy and Mahows harsh words cut him to the bone.
The cup is ours to lose.
This guy will be Buffons regen for eighty minutes, it's the rule of goalies.
We actually look alright.
What is their manager wearing? He looks like Mahow off to the garden centre.
This should be 4-0 already.
Sub Sterling off for Vardy. Need to pile them on here.
The finishing in this game is gash.
World Clashley Young should have 2 assists already smfh
Oh my god. That defending.
Is Pickford a wanker? What the fuck was that dive all about?
I've just noticed we have a back three of Maguire, Walker and Stones. Call off the ticker tape parade.
England look a tad shaky at the back.
Sterling should not be allowed to wear an England shirt. Has he ever performed well in one?
Get Lingard off. He's looking every bit the Villa player he'll end up.
Walker trying to be too clever, just get rid next time.
That was horrendous by Walker.
And there it is.
for fuck sake
I don't think it was a pen, the bloke just walked into him and fell over. Maybe I've just watched too much Tunisia over the years.
Tunisia are a lot more technically sound than I thought. Assumed they’d be snide cunts.