It was incredible last night. The atmosphere was electric and the Russians partied until the early hours. They've got an incredible ability to get to amazing levels of drunkenness.
Off to Nizhny tonight. 👌
It was incredible last night. The atmosphere was electric and the Russians partied until the early hours. They've got an incredible ability to get to amazing levels of drunkenness.
Off to Nizhny tonight. 👌
Did all the PEDs improve their partying performance?
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That's Kiko off to the gulag.
Egypt doing well to win a corner in a match they're not playing in.
Pizzi was like "I know why we got battered against Russia, we need a different keeper".
They need to introduce yellow cards for rolling around on the floor, even if you get fouled and win a free kick.
Uruguay are such a brutal team. Their lack of creativity matches that of Panama.
Saudi are playing some decent stuff really. If only their keeper wasn't a shitter.
The 7-0 I predicted seems a tad optimistic.
Was that before or after the Egypt game?
Lol at Uruguay parking the bus 1-0 up against the worst team in the world.
A whitey with cornrows, exactly what Uruguay need here.
Uruguay/Portugal last 16 tie would be grim. They are basically the same team. 4-4-2, sit in and wait for your big name forward(s) to score.
Wouldn't say they are parking the bus, they are just playing bad. It was exactly the same before the goal.
This is how England will go out in the 2nd round.
Cavani is playing like it's the Champions league final against Madrid.
I thought he'd bully the fuck out of them.
Is this Phil Neville on comms? He's an absolute gimp.
He's too serious. Absolutely zero sense of humour. This does not matter, Phil, not to you, not to Saudi Arabia.
Time wasting against Saudi Arabia
What a shitter of a game.
Literally nothing to like about Uruguay without Diego and his hair. Anyone who does like them has no real business watching sport.
Not sure which of those final 2 games is going to be worse. Egypt Vs Saudi Arabia with nothing to play for, or another shitty Uruguay match.
What has happened to Suarez? He looks total shite. I can't believe I backed him as top scorer.
He seemed to be on the wane this season for Barca. Still racked up plenty in the league but thats not too difficult with Messi and Coutinho laying them on. I think his European record over the last two years is atrocious.
He looks like hes slowing down, and that burst of acceleration he had was a big part of his game. Wouldnt be surprised to see him go to China or somewhere like that in a year or two.
He strikes me more as a back-to-Peńarol kind of man (or whatever team he started at).
Could probably still do it for Ajax. He was there for longer than anywhere else but Barcelona.
He's a mercenary, he'll go wherever the money is.
Klopp’ll have him.
I'm a twit
Interesting to see the Russian team covering more distance, faster and sprinting more often than everyone else in the tournament.
Nothing to see here.
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Ignasevich can run all day.
What's the DOPING threshold? 400 sprints/match?
I wish I had something better to do than choosing between these.
Suarez
Russia might of royally fucked this if I'm honest.
So that's the game dead, then.
The nil-nil dream is still alive though
Cue the Saudis killing it dead on it's tracks
The state of that Uruguayan player going down holding his head there.
lmao
Akinfeev is such a disgrace. Has he ever made a save in his life?
The 0-0 dream lives, which is the main thing here.
He could have saved it, but it was sort of unlucky as well. The first one was quite bad though.
This should be a lesson to England really.
Russia have biffed some wank, and now come up against someone half decent and they're nowhere.
When the drugs don't work, they just make you worse...