I like to think of that as a musical curb stomping of that Swedish nonce.
I like to think of that as a musical curb stomping of that Swedish nonce.
That makes me like it more.Originally Posted by Spikey M
You don’t see a Jewish Sumo wrestler often.
I don't understand how this is one of the favourites.
It's not too bad if you took the chicken noises/other shit out.
I don't know, I quite liked it.
Yeah this clucking-gimmick aside, that was actually an okay song.
Well I didn't think I'd ever see a country song for the Dutchies.
Shame about the Black blokes epilepsy
Sing My Lovely Horse or consequences.
I actually quite liked that.
This Irish song is one of the favorites? It's not exactly Jedward-level terrible, but rather dull.
It wasn't until it pissed China off with two male dancers.
Song is fairly generic but it is put together pretty damn well.
That makes sense.
Cyprus is going to win this.
Christ this is dull.
Actually one of my favorites. Pretty bland affair tonight overall though.
Czech Republic
Albania
Israel
Australia
Hungary
Moldova
My top 5 in no particular order.
I'd like Moldova, Italy, Czech Republic and Hungary to do well.
Germany, Norway and Denmark the worst of the bunch for me.
Sweden, Spain and Norway were the worst.
I liked Cyprus, Moldova, Slovenia and Netherlands. Fifth is either Czech Republic or Albania probably.
I thought UK girl did well to regain her composure but it'll still be nil poi.
This guy's song was nice enough, but he's a bit of a ponce who thinks he's above it all.
The whole country is mad for this tripe here and it's all because it's a bunch of mincers.
The Italian one is growing on me.
I really liked the ending of it with the younger one properly going for it.
I like Cyprus and the Dutch cowboy one but nothing stands out massively, last year there were some proper belters.
12 to France
Cyprus are getting too many jury votes :\
I missed getting some money on them at 2.62 and they're now at 1.72.
How the fuck is Sweden up there?
So far very tight between them all.
UK are getting pasted.
Mel took far too long there.
Turns out everyone in Sweden is a cunt
Don't let that Swedish correspondent on ever again.
Fuck off Latvia.
If we don't get at least 6 from Ireland I want Rylan in to replace Graham Norton. Cut them off entirely.
I have money on Sweden finishing in the top 4 but I'm rooting against them so much.
Suck that Portugal
Zero, bomb the potato fuckers.
Fuck you westlife
Nothing from Romania. Cancel all JSA.
Always found it weird that Graham Norton has to call the UK 'us' and Ireland 'them'. Won't have that problem with Rylan.
Nothing from the Czechs. Chamberlains fault.
Back up to evens.
Need this half of the jury votes to go against Cyprus which has started well.
Come on Czechs. The public loves you.
Fucking Norway.
Norway are cunts too. Big up Finland for being the only decent Scandinavians.
Norway's voting delivered by tribute act Daft Cunt.
Fucking hell. This Italian
Marry me.
Points from France and Italy, proper countries.
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