Now we're into the dull stage. What's your point? Why are you mentioning Ozil?
Yeah, now it's getting dull.
Glad to see someone agrees with me.
Because they play in completely different positions. I'm really not sure how this concept is so hard to understand. Eden Hazard has less defensive responsibility than Jonjo Shelvey if you want to take it off the Arsenal route.
Yeah, and Chelsea have been shit all season too. Passengers are a luxury not really affordable in the modern game.
You mean there are exceptions? Well, that disproves everything. Anyway, this really is boring now.
Because Ozil is every bit as effective in attack as Cristiano Ronaldo.
Moving on, Southgates spouting some top tier nonsense
The next 2 World Cups are going to be mental for it.
Tip of the iceberg.
Who was the goalkeeper (African nation I think) that chucked the ball in his own goal before the last Euro’s? Did anything ever happen with that?
It must be pretty rare that the referee is the one to reach out.
France haven't included Benzema, Marital, Ben Yedder, Lacazette, Rabiot, Laporte or Coman.
I'm a twit
We'll have them.
There isn't a team in the competition that wouldn't be improved by having Rabiot in it, so that's bonkers.
Joe Hart
The news that he's been dropped from England's World Cup squad won't have gone over well with Joe Hart. He's got rather poor form when it comes to dealing with this sort of thing.
Last year, while filming a package for Children In Need, Joe was invited to a community centre to surprise some young carers and go in goal for a charity penalty shootout. However, when one of the kids (a nine year old) started getting a bit mouthy, taunting Joe about the fact he'd been dropped by Man City and had ended up playing for a shit team instead, the keeper's temper flared up and he booted the kid's ball over the community centre and out of the grounds.
Then he didn't let in a single goal for the rest of the day.
That better be true.
The plausibility of that Hart story rather collapses with the conclusion.
I can believe it. We've all seen Michael Owen being a massive dick to children on a football pitch.
Even Hazard kicked one of these bad behaved youths in the chest during a game.
Well done, he's 13.
The kid in the Hazard thing was a wanker and deserved a boot in the ribs.
If the cameras weren't on at the time, Seedorf would have two-footed Maldini's kid.
Maradona + Shilton makes this somewhat WC related
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comm...maradona_hand/
Edit: noticed the cheese related faux pas when Sincere quoted
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Just under a month until the first England fixture.
It's coming home, lads.
Serbia and belgium are being annocued later today
Morocco squad
Goalkeepers: Mounir El Kajoui (Numancia), Yassine Bounou (Girona), Ahmad Reda Tagnaouti (Ittihad Tanger)
Defenders: Mehdi Benatia (Juventus), Romain Saiss (Wolves), Manuel Da Costa (Basaksehir), Badr Benoun (Raja Casablanca), Nabil Dirar (Fenerbahce), Achraf Hakimi (Real Madrid), Hamza Mendyl (LOSC)
Midfielders: M'barek Boussoufa (Al Jazira), Karim El Ahmadi (Feyenoord), Youssef Ait Bennasser (Caen), Sofyan Amrabat (Feyenoord), Younes Belhanda (Galatasaray), Faycal Fajr (Getafe), Amine Harit (Schalke 04)
Forwards: Khalid Boutaib (Malatyaspor), Aziz Bouhaddouz (Saint Pauli), Ayoub El Kaabi (Renaissance Berkane), Nordin Amrabat (Leganes), Mehdi Carcela (Standard de Liege), Hakim Ziyech (Ajax).
Morocco have the best manager in the world, doesn't matter who they pick, the trophy is guaranteed.
Hasselbaink is the manager?
If only. Herve and his lovely white shirts.
Oof. Don't smile again, please. You're nearly 50.
That group is so interesting. Portugal aren't qualifying from it, and I'm not entirely sure Spain are either.
Martinez isn’t taking Nainggolan.
I'm a twit
"Radja Nainggolan has created more chances (196) and won more tackles (214) for Roma than any other player in Serie A and the Champions League since 2015/16."
Color me fuckin surprised.
Bruh’s back? That was a long strop.
I don't even recall what I left for this time. I'm sure it was stupid as it usually is.
At any rate, I had to stop by and take in the glory that is World Clashley Young making the World Cup squad for England and figured I'd knock around for a few days at least.
Seething at how Trump gets unfairly treated compared to Obama IIRC.
Proper MELTDOWN shit.
It was the 'phonics is a cunt' episode wasn't it?
That was the previous one.