Weekend Football (18-21/09/2015)

[Pleb]

(All kick offs are 15:00 unless stated...)

Sat 19th September 2015 - Premier League

Chelsea v Arsenal 12:45 (BT 1HD/ULTRA)
Aston Villa v West Brom
Bournemouth v Sunderland
Newcastle v Watford
Stoke v Leicester
Swansea v Everton
Man City v West Ham 17:30 (Sky Sports 1HD)

Sun 20th September 2015 - Premier League

Tottenham v Crystal Palace 13:30 (Sky Sports 1HD)
Liverpool v Norwich 16:00
Southampton v Man Utd 16:00 (Sky Sports 1HD)

Friday 18th September 2015 - Championship

Ipswich Town v Birmingham City 19:45 (Sky Sports 5HD)

Sat 19th September 2015 - Championship

Nottm Forest v Middlesbrough 12:30 (Sky Sports 1HD/5HD)
Blackburn v Charlton
Brentford v Preston
Bristol City v Reading
Huddersfield v Bolton
Hull v QPR
MK Dons v Leeds
Rotherham v Cardiff
Sheff Wed v Fulham
Wolves v Brighton

Mon 21st September 2015 - Championship

Derby v Burnley 19:45 (Sky Sports 1HD)

Television Listings

Friday 18th September 2015

VFL Bochum v Fortuna Dusseldorf (Bundesliga 2) 17:30 (BT EuropeHD)
Mainz v Hoffenheim (Bundesliga) 19:30 (BT EuropeHD)
Rennes v Lille (Ligue 1) 19:30 (BT 2HD)
Getafe v Malaga (La Liga) 19:30 (Sky Sports 3HD)
Genk v Mechelen (Belgian Jupiler League) 19:30 (Premier SportsHD)
St Mirren v Raith Rovers (Scottish Championship) 19:45 (BBC ALBA)
Grimsby Town v Tranmere Rovers (National League) 19:45 (BT 1HD)

Saturday 19th September 2015

Everton U18 v Liverpool U18 (U18 Premier League) 11:00 (LFCTVHD)
Man Utd U18 v Wolves U18 (U18 Premier League) 11:00 (MUTVHD)
Udinese v Empoli (Serie A - Match in Progress) 17:00 (BT EuropeHD)
Airbus UK Broughton v The New Saints (Welsh Premier League) 17:15 (S4C)
Valencia v Real Betis (La Liga) 17:15 (Sky Red Button)
Heracles v PSV Eindhoven (Eredivisie) 18:45 (Sky Sports 3HD
Toronto FC v Colorado Rapids (MLS) 19:00 (Sky Sports 5HD)
Bastia v Nice (Ligue 1) 19:00 (BT 1HD)
Eibar v Atletico Madrid (La Liga) 19:30 (Sky Sports 3HD)
AC Milan v Palermo (Serie A) 19:45 (BT EuropeHD)
Real Sociedad v Espanyol (La Liga) 21:00 (Sky Red Button)

Sunday 20th September 2015

Sevilla v Celta Vigo (La Liga) 11:00 (Sky Sports 3HD)
Roda JC v Feyenoord (Eredivisie) 11:30 (Sky Sports 2HD)
Chievo v Inter Milan (Serie A) 11:30 (BT EuropeHD)
Bradford City v Sheffield United (League One) 12:00 (Sky Sports 5HD)
Bordeaux v Toulouse (Ligue 1) 13:00 (BT 2HD)
Excelsior v Ajax (Eredivisie) 13:30 (Sky Sports 2HD)
KAA Gent v Standard Liege (Belgian Jupiler League) 13:30 (Premier SportsHD)
Genoa v Juventus (Serie A) 14:00 (BT 1HD)
Hearts v Aberdeen (Scottish Premiership) 14:15 (Sky Sports 5HD)
VFB Stuttgart v Schalke 04 (Bundesliga) 14:30 (BT EuropeHD)
Deportivo La Coruna v Sporting Gijon (La Liga) 15:00 (Sky Red Button)
Monaco v Lorient (Ligue 1) 16:00 (BT 2HD)
Augsburg v Hannover 96 (Bundesliga) 16:30 (BTExtra 2)
Borussia Dortmund v Bayer Leverkusen (Bundesliga) 16:30 (BT EuropeHD)
Carpi v Fiorentina (Serie A) 17:00 (BT 1HD)
Sporting de Charleroi v Anderlecht (Belgian Jupiler League) 17:00 (Premier SportsHD)
Villarreal v Athletic Bilbao (La Liga) 17:15 (Sky Sports 5HD)
FC Porto v Benfica (Primeira Liga) 19:15 (BT 2HD)
Barcelona v Levante (La Liga) 19:30 (Sky Sports 5HD)
Las Palmas v Rayo Vallecano (La Liga) 19:30 (Sky Red Button)
Napoli v Lazio (Serie A) 19:45 (BT EuropeHD)
Marseille v Lyon (Ligue 1) 20:00 (BT 1HD)

Monday 21st September 2015

Norwich City U21 v Liverpool U21 (U21 Premier League) 19:00 (LFCTV HD)
Man Utd U21 v Everton U21 (U21 Premier League) 19:00 (MUTVHD)
Middlesbrough U21 v Chelsea U21 (U21 Premier League) 19:05 Chelsea TVHD)
Reading U21 v Southampton U21 (U21 Premier League) 19:45 (BT 1HD)
Sporting Lisbon v Nacional (Primeira Liga) 21:00 (BT EuropeHD)

[Kikó]

Southampton comfortable win after United dominate for 65 minutes.

[Josh]

Watford to win 8-0

[Jeet]

Anyone tried BT ultra?

[Pleb]

It's meant to be the same as HD but you get to see Michael Owen's wrinkles much more better apparently.

[John Arne]

Isn't Ultra equivalent to 4K?

[Pleb]

There's 8K which is meant to be mindblowing.

[Demerit]

We'll win relatively comfortably I think, 2-0.

[Max Power]

Pizza for clean sheets.

Lets do it.

[Magic]

How about just going to fucking games instead of wanking over pixels you sad cunts.

[Ian]

Not looking forward to Sunday. Not one bit.

[Pepe]

No Fellainimania ()?

[Ian]

Well obviously Fellainimania but we'll probably be playing this Martial mug again rather than giving the Great One his time to shine.

[Pleb]

We'll shit our way to a 1-0 no doubt.

That City game looks tasty.

[Demerit]

How about just going to fucking games instead of wanking over pixels you sad cunts.

I do, cunt.

[Luke Emia]

Much more toss from the Brentmeister I would imagine. No win at the weekend would Mae it five games without a win. He's got to be getting close to the end.

[Andy]

Listening to the days football on 5live while I'm working. Makes working a Saturday far more tolerable.

[Max Power]

Nuge bags against Forest again, what a man

[Max Power]

World class shithousery from Costa

[Waffdon]

I fucking adore Costa

[Foe]

Mike dean has absolutely bottled that.

How arsenal have ended up a man down after Costa goes on an arm swinging rampage is beyond me.

[John Arne]

I don't know why defenders always let Costa rile them up. Gabriel was acting like an utter mong after the incident.

Yep. Highlights that some footballers really are as thick as shit.

[Foe]

Gabriel is clearly as thick as they get but that scenario doesn't happen if the referee does his job.

For the good of football I really hope Costa breaks his leg. Alternatively hopefully Barcelona or Madrid come and move him away from the premier league. Every time I see him play it just makes me angry.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Cazorla

[CJay]

Was he giving the wanker sign as he walked off?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Why is Owen talking about whether or not it was on target?

The direction of the shot was completely changed, it's a fucking clear own goal.

[Jeet]

Chelsea are back to their best. Being Classless Bastards

[John Arne]

Why is Owen talking about whether or not it was on target?

The direction of the shot was completely changed, it's a fucking clear own goal.

That's not the rule though. If the original shot was on target, then it's a goal for the attacker.
First, and hopefully last time I've defender Owen.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That's not the rule though. If the original shot was on target, then it's a goal for the attacker.
First, and hopefully last time I've defender Owen.

Then that rule is absolutely bullshit.

[Disco]

I wish Glen Hoddle would go back to cripple dissing and faith healing because he's shit at commentary.

[Lee]

I see Claudio can't cope with tough away games at Stoke. Rubbish.

[Magic]

Fucking Charlie Taylor.

[Ian]

No pizza for you, Leicester.

[QE Harold Flair]

When is someone actually going to properly attack Costa? Might as well if you're going to get a red.

[Lee]

Fuck me.

[Giggles]

When is someone actually going to properly attack Costa? Might as well if you're going to get a red.

Exactly. Even though I think he's doing a great job at what he's doing, if you're going to rise to it then you may as well do him good and proper.

[Ian]

Ranieri.

[Toby]

Not much could make me feel better about Chelsea's start to the season like a win over Arsenal has. Two men sent off as well. They really do just fall apart against Mourinho.

[QE Harold Flair]

Not much could make me feel better about Chelsea's start to the season like a win over Arsenal has. Two men sent off as well. They really do just fall apart against Mourinho.

Diego Costa is the perfect example of what Chelsea represent.

[Toby]

Losing to Chelsea every single time no matter what form each side is on sums Arsenal up beautifully as well.

[QE Harold Flair]

That's fine but I think it's fair to say there were extenuating circumstances in this case. We looked pretty comfortable up until that point. We also do not define ourselves by what we do against Chelsea.

[Toby]

Nobody defines themselves by what they do again Arsenal either, it's just amusing to see people like you and jeet get upset by it.

[Lewis]

Is the Arsenal/Chelsea rivalry wholly one-sided (Arsenal seething about Chelsea)? They can't have actually been rivals for ten years.

[Demerit]

Decent win, we should really have gone on to get a few more at the start of the second half.

[QE Harold Flair]

Well you're the one who made a point out of it. I am 'upset' by Costa, who is a cunt of the highest order. So much so that he really shouldn't be defended by anyone.

@ 'Tobes'

[Max Power]

Still unbeaten

It's going to be incredible when we play well for a whole game. Love this team though, so entertaining and always feel we'll get something somehow.

[Shindig]

Steve needs to figure out what his best lineup is. Heck, just give Janmaat the armband and a rifle.

[Toby]

Well you're the one who made a point out of it. I am 'upset' by Costa, who is a cunt of the highest order. So much so that he really shouldn't be defended by anyone.

@ 'Tobes'

The point I made of it was in finding it amusing rather than particularly impressive, which is more down to the reaction than anything else. That there's always an excuse or reason it wasn't a failure of Arsenal's own making just adds to that.

[SvN]

Come on lads, it's the new board, leave this pedantic crap where it belongs.

Shake hands.

[QE Harold Flair]

The point I made of it was in finding it amusing rather than particularly impressive, which is more down to the reaction than anything else. That there's always an excuse or reason it wasn't a failure of Arsenal's own making just adds to that.

The reaction is perfectly justified.