Is it around the back? If not then you're fucked, be full by morning.
Is it around the back? If not then you're fucked, be full by morning.
Anyway, real man stuff is hiring a digger and burying all your rubbish in the field behind the house.
That's still my favourite of your scraps of madness.
Hardly ever happens. Far more likely that you'll end up with a load of gypos searching through for stuff they can take.
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He's up North in St Helens, I'm surprised it hasn't been filled already.
Fortunately no one put anything sizeable in mine but some one put cardboard in (why?!) And someone else managed to evade my Ring doorbell and leave some weird plastic power tool cases next to, but not in the skip (which was on my drive). Thankfully I got it collected fairly sharpish.
Over the past few years a real plague has taken hold of people leaving their shit on the path. It seems that as long as you pretend that you're giving it away ('free to take') the council will just let you leave a chest of drawers in the street for months as it slowly rots and falls to pieces.
I have noticed the 'free' wankers over here too. As if anyone wants your fucking garbage.
During lockdown some tit decided it was a nice idea to make a 'fairy trail' down on the local walking path through a beauty spot by a river. They made a song and dance abour it on facebook to get kids involved, I encountered it by mistake a while after. Of course the quality of these 'fairy houses' varied wildly, some being little more than a milk carton with felt pen scrawled on. As the wife observed, it looked like a deserted traveller's pitch. Somehow it stayed in place for months before someone bit the bullet on binning it all and causing social media outrage.
You shagged it, didn't you?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/RENPHO-Port...-3&th=1&psc=1#
Not tried these before but could potentially be great. No fleshlight attachment so will need to sort that out later.
Report back please. A fellow athlete looking for feedback.
I've got one. They're very good but don't expect them to replace proper prehab and stretching. I find it most useful after a big squat session or something.
I’ve never really worn a watch cos my wrists are so skinny, but watching Succession made me want a nice watch. So I fucking got one.
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Yes, that is the wrist of a man in his 30s.
I'm a twit
Yeah the massage gun is good shit, the different speed settings might come in useful but I doubt the different heads will all be used as they largely do the same thing. Beside that, it's everything you'd imagine.
Also, changed my double bed to a super king size.
Those two purchases have truly restored my faith in the west's rampant consumerism
Squat rack and bench arrived today. Bar and plates coming later this week.
Garage gym is go.
Gonna get HENCH.
Dust gathering on them by April.
Home Gyms
I added one of those multi systems a couple of a week ago after catching it on sale. The room is getting a bit cramped with the bench + other stuff being in there too but I have found myself getting back into it again.
All the gear and no potential leer. You need dem tings for the testosterone boost, no wonder your manboobs are not disappearing, you melts.
Could be pushing some serious weight with that tiny range of motion.
I’m so jealous. I’ve created a nice little home gym, unfortunately that home is 120 miles from where I live.
I’ve only recently discovered my gym has “the Belfast bar” from blkbox which is just great. 28mm grip is perfect for my little girl hands deadlifting. Should definitely be able to get a PB using it. Have lifted 175kg on a couple of occassion using it in the last month, so another 10kg should be achievable.
Where did you order them from Boydy?
Rack and bench from Hardcastle and then bar and plates from MC Sport.
I added a couple of new colognes to the collection, most recently Megamare, Red Tobacco, and The Moon.
I've never really understood perfume, in any of its many guises, but given the number of overpowering fugs I walk through most mornings I get that I must be very much on the outside of this. Either everyone else stinks in their natural condition, or I do, I guess.
Think my last purchase might have been a late 90s Aqua de Gio.
I am also on team no perfume. It ranges from pointless to a nuisance for everyone.
Yeah, dunno. I’m not suggesting it’s a rational like, but I genuinely like the scents. Feels like a different way to accessorize.
My sense of smell is very poor, so that probably doesn't help.
I like aftershave but would never spend a large amount on it.
I recently got some Constantinople by Penhaligon's after trying a number of them out and I love it. Deffo my current favourite scent.
I have this which I quite like. I'd say I'm an explorer first, epicurean second. Probably an iconoclast third.
Creed Aventus here, being the basic bitch that I am.
I'm a twit
I wore Baby Vomit for work the other day.
I love Aventus, also being a basic bitch. I also recently picked up Royal Oud by Creed, which is lovely.
I’m a big fan of the regular Halfeti too.
Megamare
Constantinople
Aventus
Royal Oud
Sohan
Halfeti Cedar
To me this is just an alternate reality Turkish league table if the Ottomans had lost in 1922.
Cancer stick I didn’t know anyone said that outside of retirement age.
I’m an old man at heart.
Had an induction hob fitted today after previously having a regular electric ceramic one, which got a massive crack in it.
Apparently cooking times are miles quicker with induction hobs so should be good.
I'm a twit
Bastard to clean.