The Magic of the FA Cup...

[Pleb]

...semi finals.

Man United v Tottenham - Sat - 17:15 (BBC)
Chelsea v Southampton - Sun - 15:00 (BT)

Also some Premier League stuff happening as well this weekend (http://www.live-footballontv.com/, https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football...res/2018-04-20)

[Lewis]

In Pogba’s case, it is a penchant for being noticed — the incessant boisterous behaviour, crazy hairstyles, dance moves, elaborate handshake routines and excessive social media presence. Some members of his entourage have also made themselves unpopular. Sources describe an individual who likes to be heard above the rest of the squad and constantly seeks their attention. Pogba sits at the back of the upper deck of the team bus making a racket while Mourinho and his coaching staff mutter among themselves down below.

lol as if Mourinho is a racist.

[Kikó]

I've got tickets for tomorrow. Third game of the season. I'm a glory hunter now.

[Magic]

I've got tickets for tomorrow. Third game of the season. I'm a glory hunter now.

And a semi final no less. Prick.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I always miss our cup semi-finals for some reason. I guess it's because cricket starts again.

We will win this 4-0 and then lose the final 3-1 to either of the others.

[Magic]

Is it a one leg affair?

[Giggles]

Is it a one leg affair?

The FA Cup? It's always been for every round unless something changed this year.

[Spikey M]

The FA Cup? It's always been for every round unless something changed this year.

I imagine he means Penalties or replay in the event of a draw.

[Giggles]

Didn't realise Pelle was in China too.

[John Arne]

Always good for Moreno to give us his bi-monthly reminder of why he should be nowhere near the first XI.

Now we just need a new keeper.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Karius

[Magic]

Hibs game been great.

Lol fuck sake Sellick score just as I say that.

[Gray Fox]

That was a very 2015 Liverpool game. 2-0 with relative ease then come the set-pieces.

It was an odd game. It seemed to be operation get Salah a goal. When we did they all stopped trying. We went walking pace. No injuries though, so that's a positive.

[igor_balis]

Big Dave

What a waste of a season.

[Mike]

That Klopp interview.... he isn’t happy!

[Lewis]

I was not happy with the pitch, you can imagine that. It was a difficult game, especially after the pitch got drier and drier. West Brom obviously decided not to water the pitch in half-time again. And it was quite difficult... It makes a massive difference. If the pitch is dry, you can pass the ball not really through three or four yards. That is for all teams in the world, if they play football. If you do it like West Brom, the ball is constantly in the air and you do not need a wet pitch. But that is how it is and we have to deal with that. And they can do it next year, playing football with a dry pitch in the Championship. So that is how it is and we have to deal with it.

[Magic]

fair play. There should be rules against that shite. Encourages shit football and injuries.

[John]

I reckon Jurgen Klopp has the best seethes around. Those wonky teeth just make every one a hundred times funnier.

[igor_balis]

championship a right laugh today, maybe next season won't be so bad

[ScousePig]

championship a right laugh today, maybe next season won't be so bad

It was class while it lasted.

[igor_balis]

It was class while it lasted.

Towards the end of Pardew's reign a lot of our fans reckoned we could have a similar fate to you lot next year. Not sure I agree.

What's going on with your lot anyway?! The rumours of alcoholism and totally dysfunctional and toxic dressing room accurate you think?

[Shindig]

Towards the end of Pardew's reign a lot of our fans reckoned we could have a similar fate to you lot next year. Not sure I agree.

What's going on with your lot anyway?! The rumours of alcoholism and totally dysfunctional and toxic dressing room accurate you think?

The business end sounds knackered as well. £32m in player sales. £750k reinvested into actual players. I heard weeks back Niall Quinn was looking to lead a consortium back to the club but I think that's died a death.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Jose wants this bad.

[Boydy]

Bristol City 5 - 5 Hull City

Fucking hell.

[Gray Fox]

Bristol City 5 - 5 Hull City

Fucking hell.

Hull have a Liverpool loanee who has been doing well since he went in January. Scored 2 today, but unfortunately he has a hair band in whilst being Welsh.

[Baz]

Hull have a Liverpool loanee who has been doing well since he went in January. Scored 2 today, but unfortunately he has a hair band in whilst being Welsh.

What you mean is Harry Wilson may well go on to be as good as Joe “Solid Seven” Allen?

[Gray Fox]

What you mean is Harry Wilson may well go on to be as good as Joe “Solid Seven” Allen?

To be fair to him. He's proved useful to at least 1 team in his career. That's more than Allen ever did. Except maybe when he scored that penalty the once.

[SvN]

Phil Neville reckons Pogba is sometimes too over elaborolated.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Jones and Smalling are stunning.

[Lewis]

Jones and Smalling are stunning.

Antonio Valencia has been crap recently as well. He's never particularly amazing, but he's very rarely shit, so it makes you wonder whether he's fallen off a bit of a cliff.

[Waffdon]

Pogba

[randomlegend]

Herrera holding his Alli's foot

They deserve each other, those two.

[Giggles]

Before I go inside, is this on BBC?

[Disco]

Yup.

[niko_cee]

Sounds like a quality seethe from Klopp.

[SincereTheRebel]

Ive watched pogba enough times in a man utd. His performances in a juventus shirt were 100 times better. What happened?

[CJay]

Herrera is a hateful player to watch. His sole purpose is to spoil and be a snide little twat.

[Foe]

VAR not awarding a penalty for that will make Buffon feel vindicated.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Herrera is a hateful player to watch. His sole purpose is to spoil and be a snide little twat.

[Giggles]

Who's in the other semi with Chelsea?

[Danny]

Southampton

[Giggles]

Jaysus. The on-the-beach semi.

[Giggles]

Spurs look fucking septic. Such a cumbersome team attacking.

[mugbull]

Would help if Kane and Son wren't having the most useless games of their yung lives

[Giggles]

Rashford

How do you even have enough neck to argue with the ref about that?

[Giggles]

Spurs could play until Tuesday and wouldn't create a clear cut chance. Though utd are playing like a real Mourinho organised team.

[Lewis]

Yeah, United have been really good. Tottenham looked to have PRESSED themselves out after forty minutes.

[CJay]

Was Kane not fit? He didn't seem interested.

[niko_cee]

Was Kane not fit? He didn't seem interested.

Goals wouldn't have counted.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Goals wouldn't have counted.

I'm telling you, that business has done him in. He'll be back on loan at Swindon or something within two years.