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    Chocolate Digestives

    Do people eat them chocolate side up or chocolate side down? Surely as the tastebuds are on your tongue it should always be choc down. To do it the otherway round is demented.

    Also, given the choice, chocolate digestive or chocolate hobnob?

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    Side up. The way God intended. Also, team hobnob.

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    Hobnob, every time.

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    Choc up, although I'm sure that has been proclaimed 'wrong' in the past.

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    Chocolate up for those or any other single side coated biscuits, ie the right way.

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    Obviously chocolate up, you fucking deviant. Jesus.

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    Learning people eat biscuits chocolate side down has shaken me far more than any of Magic's perversions.

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    What the fuck is going on, no one eats it chocolate side down?

    But your first taste will be biscuit. Makes no sense, might as well have a plain digestive.

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    Do you apply this 'logic' to everything? Do you eat pizza topping side down?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post
    What the fuck is going on, no one eats it chocolate side down?

    But your first taste will be biscuit. Makes no sense, might as well have a plain digestive.
    How is it like having a plain one? Do you swallow them whole without chewing?

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    I don't think only the tongue has taste buds, although I would imagine the vast majority are there.

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    I occasionally eat them choc side down if I'm feeling a bit fruity, you get the dryness of the biscuit and then the chocolate literally cums in your mouth.

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    If they wanted you to eat them chocolate side up they wouldn't put the chocolate on the bottom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    Do you apply this 'logic' to everything? Do you eat pizza topping side down?
    You shrewd bastard. But to answer your question, I roll up the pizza slice into a mini calzone.

    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    How is it like having a plain one? Do you swallow them whole without chewing?
    Fair point, that would be ludicrous.

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    Digestives are shockingly bad, chocolate or otherwise.

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    So with pizza you do it as wrong as possible by your logic and wrap crust all the way round.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    So with pizza you do it as wrong as possible by your logic and wrap crust all the way round.
    Have you ever tried to wrap a digestive?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Digestives are shockingly bad, chocolate or otherwise.
    I bet you're a bourbon man. The working class biscuit if you will.

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    No biscuits are shit in general.

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    I bet Dquincy eats peperami like a cock, straight down the gullet until he chokes

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    Chocolate side up, I hadn’t even thought of the possibility anyone did chocolate side down before now.
    Life was better before I read this thread.

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    Hobnob, chocolate up.

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    HobNobs are too much.

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    I just bought a pack of chocolate digestives (not because of this thread, it’s just a coincidence). I’m going to have to eat some chocolate down to see if there’s a difference.

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    When you chew them the chocolate ends up every which way. Of course it doesn’t make a fucking difference.

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    I can confirm you are correct.

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    Eating chocolate side down makes you look like a mongo.

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    Of course it was only thanks to TTH that I finally saw the light and starting dipping my biscuits in milk.

    All those years wasted.

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    Won't the chocolate just melt onto your hand if you're eating them chocolate side down?

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    Not if you use a fork.

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    Chopstick in one hand. Steak knife in the other.

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    What about Jaffa cakes?

    Is it the norm to try and separate the biscuit and chocolate, or bite around the middle to leave a triple layer circular beast to finish.

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    Jaffa cakes are small enough to throw into your mouth in one.

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    Bite around the middle is the only option. People who eat the orange seperate from the cake bit are paedos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Won't the chocolate just melt onto your hand if you're eating them chocolate side down?
    Do you hold them in your palm like you're feeding a horse?

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    Eat proper food.

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    Digestives > quail egg filled avocado

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    With ‘b’l’a’c’k’ ‘s’e’s’a’m’e’.

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    I hope the egg is extremely slow cooked too.

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    I've never cooked quail eggs, they are nice apparently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    I've never cooked quail eggs, they are nice apparently.
    They're nice but not worth the hassle tbh, far too hard to peel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    With ‘b’l’a’c’k’ ‘s’e’s’a’m’e’.
    10.5 for the lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Do you hold them in your palm like you're feeding a horse?
    Nah, you hold it around the edge but it's still the plain underside that touches your hand more.

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    I suppose if you're standing there with it in your hand for five minutes like some old queer.

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    I eat garlic bread “upside down,” to limit the chances of getting green bits in my front teeth.

    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Digestives > quail egg filled avocado
    How would you even do that 🤔

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    How would you even do that 🤔
    Mash up the egg and fill the hole where the stone would be with it, like a wanky Scotch egg.

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    This is ridiculous. How can I be the wierdo and you degenerates be the collective.

    I also eat the biscuit edge around a custard cream so you're left with maximum cream to biscuit ratio. A custard cream is also the most underrated tea dunker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    Mash up the egg and fill the hole where the stone would be with it, like a wanky Scotch egg.
    People normally just pour the raw egg into the hole and bake them, I think.

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