Do people eat them chocolate side up or chocolate side down? Surely as the tastebuds are on your tongue it should always be choc down. To do it the otherway round is demented.
Also, given the choice, chocolate digestive or chocolate hobnob?
Do people eat them chocolate side up or chocolate side down? Surely as the tastebuds are on your tongue it should always be choc down. To do it the otherway round is demented.
Also, given the choice, chocolate digestive or chocolate hobnob?
Side up. The way God intended. Also, team hobnob.
Hobnob, every time.
Choc up, although I'm sure that has been proclaimed 'wrong' in the past.
Chocolate up for those or any other single side coated biscuits, ie the right way.
Obviously chocolate up, you fucking deviant. Jesus.
Learning people eat biscuits chocolate side down has shaken me far more than any of Magic's perversions.
What the fuck is going on, no one eats it chocolate side down?
But your first taste will be biscuit. Makes no sense, might as well have a plain digestive.
Do you apply this 'logic' to everything? Do you eat pizza topping side down?
How is it like having a plain one? Do you swallow them whole without chewing?Originally Posted by Dquincy
You shrewd bastard. But to answer your question, I roll up the pizza slice into a mini calzone.
Fair point, that would be ludicrous.
So with pizza you do it as wrong as possible by your logic and wrap crust all the way round.
Have you ever tried to wrap a digestive?
This is the way
On the topic of Choc Digestives, I don't see the point. They are better than plain Digestives, but but it's all a bit like putting makeup on a pig.
With the toppings on the outside?
I don't think only the tongue has taste buds, although I would imagine the vast majority are there.
I occasionally eat them choc side down if I'm feeling a bit fruity, you get the dryness of the biscuit and then the chocolate literally cums in your mouth.
If they wanted you to eat them chocolate side up they wouldn't put the chocolate on the bottom.
Digestives are shockingly bad, chocolate or otherwise.
I bet you're a bourbon man. The working class biscuit if you will.
No biscuits are shit in general.
I bet Dquincy eats peperami like a cock, straight down the gullet until he chokes
Chocolate side up, I hadn’t even thought of the possibility anyone did chocolate side down before now.
Life was better before I read this thread.
Hobnob, chocolate up.
HobNobs are too much.
I just bought a pack of chocolate digestives (not because of this thread, it’s just a coincidence). I’m going to have to eat some chocolate down to see if there’s a difference.
When you chew them the chocolate ends up every which way. Of course it doesn’t make a fucking difference.
I can confirm you are correct.
Eating chocolate side down makes you look like a mongo.
Of course it was only thanks to TTH that I finally saw the light and starting dipping my biscuits in milk.
All those years wasted.
Won't the chocolate just melt onto your hand if you're eating them chocolate side down?
Do you hold them in your palm like you're feeding a horse?
Not if you use a fork.
Chopstick in one hand. Steak knife in the other.
What about Jaffa cakes?
Is it the norm to try and separate the biscuit and chocolate, or bite around the middle to leave a triple layer circular beast to finish.
Jaffa cakes are small enough to throw into your mouth in one.
Bite around the middle is the only option. People who eat the orange seperate from the cake bit are paedos.
Eat proper food.
Digestives > quail egg filled avocado
With ‘b’l’a’c’k’ ‘s’e’s’a’m’e’.
I hope the egg is extremely slow cooked too.
I've never cooked quail eggs, they are nice apparently.
They're nice but not worth the hassle tbh, far too hard to peel.
10.5 for the lot.
Nah, you hold it around the edge but it's still the plain underside that touches your hand more.
I suppose if you're standing there with it in your hand for five minutes like some old queer.
I eat garlic bread “upside down,” to limit the chances of getting green bits in my front teeth.
I'm a twit
How would you even do that 🤔
Mash up the egg and fill the hole where the stone would be with it, like a wanky Scotch egg.
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