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    "Normally"

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    You should seek help, @Dquincy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    "Normally"
    https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=eg...hrome&ie=UTF-8

    I mean it's pretty common.

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    In your circles (gay clubs) maybe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post
    But to answer your question, I roll up the pizza slice into a mini calzone.
    This is the way


    On the topic of Choc Digestives, I don't see the point. They are better than plain Digestives, but but it's all a bit like putting makeup on a pig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    People normally just pour the raw egg into the hole and bake them, I think.

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    Like so.
    I read it as avocado filled quail egg.

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    Cooked avocado is without doubt one of the most inexcusably rank things going.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    Cooked avocado is without doubt one of the most inexcusably rank things going.
    That's irrelevant though, what matters is it's very in.

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    Well it's diet "clean eating" bollocks food rather than something you eat because it's nice.
    Last edited by randomlegend; 15-04-2018 at 12:33 PM.

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    Surely cooking it has no material effect, at least not a positive one, as far as nutrition is concerned? I'm all aboard the (decent) avocado train, it's great stuff, it's just that cooking it is fucking mental and ruins everything good about it.

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    It's literally just so you can put an egg in it, I imagine.

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    Just serve the egg on the side.

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    Or just eat an egg and throw the avocado in the bin.

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    So it can be served at a wanky restaurant?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Just serve the egg on the side.
    Would look totes shit on Instagram.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post
    You shrewd bastard. But to answer your question, I roll up the pizza slice into a mini calzone.

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    With the toppings on the outside?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    Or just eat an egg and throw the avocado in the bin.
    Deconstructed. Like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    With the toppings on the outside?
    No, because that would be mental.

    Regarding avocado, doesn't it just taste of slimey nothingness?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazuuurk View Post
    This is the way
    It's a great way of avoiding being stuck with a piece of tasteless crust and no topping.

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    I make my own pizzas. I thought you all should know.

    You're impressed.

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    I am.

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    Which way up did you roll it?

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    Toppings side down in the oven?

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    Up.

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    But yeah anyway, dweebs, McVitie's have said themselves that they put the chocolate on the bottom. That means most of you are shit.

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    Doesn't mean they're right, just that most of their customers have improved upon their original design.

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    This is McVitie's we're talking about here. It's not like buttering a bit of cheap supermarket cake. They know what they're doing.

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    They still make Rich Tea. They're not immune to idiot behaviour.

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    Rich Tea right. If you get a stack of like three (or more) of them, dip it in your milk... They soak it right up, but they hold each other together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    But yeah anyway, dweebs, McVitie's have said themselves that they put the chocolate on the bottom. That means most of you are shit.
    Cotton buds say on the box that they're not supposed to go in your ear but everyone, including whoever makes them, knows that they serve no other purpose. If people didn't stick them in their ears they wouldn't even be in shops.

    Manufacturers can be crap and wrong, as McVities clearly are there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    But yeah anyway, dweebs, McVitie's have said themselves that they put the chocolate on the bottom. That means most of you are shit.
    In the very act of putting chocolate on it, the bottom becomes the top.

    Snooker claims that the black is at the top of the table, but it isn't.

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    The cotton buds example sounds like a mong-proofing legal device (snooker mate who cares), so maybe McVitie's should provide instructions as well to stop you all missing out.

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    A bit like how Rizla sell all those large papers with perforated packets, you know for all the people who smoke really long cigarettes with a cardboard roach instead of a filter.

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    You've lost me there.

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    They're used almost exclusively for smoking weed, nobody is making big cigarettes with them.

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    Not a huge avacado fan but it goes really nice with peanut butter and tomato, honest.

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    Jesus fucking Christ.

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    OK on the Top/Bottom issue this would be my reasoning:

    - An object is placed Bottom-down on a table, generally
    - I'd place a Chocolate Digestive with the Chocolate side facing upwards, so that it doesn't stick to the table should there be some melting
    - Thus, I'd consider the chocolate to be on "top"

    Note that this arbitrary idea is based on my philosophical values, i.e. I find it annoying when chocolate sticks to my tables and I'd like to avoid that if I can. So it's a purely practical concept for me as it were.

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    Which side is the top of a normal digestive?

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    The rounded side.
    I'm a twit

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    Isn't the pattern side the top? Otherwise why would they brand it.

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    Aye, like a Nice, Bourbon, Custard Cream, etc.

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    Who puts them down anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazuuurk View Post
    OK on the Top/Bottom issue this would be my reasoning:

    - An object is placed Bottom-down on a table, generally
    - I'd place a Chocolate Digestive with the Chocolate side facing upwards, so that it doesn't stick to the table should there be some melting
    - Thus, I'd consider the chocolate to be on "top"

    Note that this arbitrary idea is based on my philosophical values, i.e. I find it annoying when chocolate sticks to my tables and I'd like to avoid that if I can. So it's a purely practical concept for me as it were.
    Use a plate you weirdo.

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    You eat them from the packet.

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    I'm not even sure what we're talking about to be honest.

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    We've all been blindsided by Maz-shat on a magazine-uuurk being OCD about his clean table.

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    What way up are chocolate digestives stacked in the pack? I’m sure it’s chocolate side up, and I’m not having that you’d pack them upside down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    Use a plate you weirdo.
    Alright, Mrs Bucket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Alright, Mrs Bucket.
    As if a Mexican is going to get that.

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