Trent is having a nightmare here.
Trent is having a nightmare here.
Klopp paying the price here for his thicko comments about old people and Brexit yesterday. Roy Hodgson and the Nation of Croydon won't let that slide.
Fuck me, get the horse placenta on Clyne pronto.
Mane hahahahaha
He must be lagging.
Palace time wasting already... and the ref doing fuck all about it. /seething
Who would have thought that a midfield three of Henderson, Milner and Wijnaldum would be so stodgy. They are providing zero support for the front three.
Milner off for Lallana please.
The 3 of them almost look too worried to pass the ball forwards.
How has Mane not been booked for that?
Benteke
That’s mental not giving a yellow card for that.
That's mental from both Mane and the ref.
Good decision from Klopp to hook him, but jesus he should have been off.
The main entertainment in this game has been the Sky commentator having absolutely no clue which of Palace's black players is which.
United look like they should score about six today, so pile onto the 1-1.
The Macho Man just blocked a pass by deliberately leaning his arse into it. Player of the Year.
This is nice, we aren't playing like complete turd.
An away team haven't phoned it in to this extent since the Ferguson days though.
Well then clearly this signals the start of another era of Ferguson-like dominance.
Exactly. Beaten by Messi Lingard before they even set off.
I'm worried about how wasteful we're being.
Carvalhal (why do people fucking refuse to pronounce his name properly when Carvalho is no problem at all? CARVAL-YAL) is a proper jobbing mid table manager who will chuck games like this and the cup game vs Spurs, but win the games that matter.
I have a few bob on 2-0 United so if Mourinho could please oblige with a turd show in the second half.
Hughes.
De Gea is unbelievable.
Bilel Mohsni resurfaces
Three home wins on the bounce, lads. Fortress.
Mark Hughes making West Ham look like world beaters. Great manager.
It's not his fault.
We have the worst keeper in the league, no attacking midfielder and the worst selection of centre backs in the league. Our 20m steiker looks like he's never scored a goal in his life. Charlie Austin our one hope doesn't get the ball and is the most unfit player in our squad.
The failure to replace Fonte and VvD has cost us dearly. Hoedt and Stephens are both great on the ball but terrible at the bread and butter things. We have no link between midfield and attack, just a load of shit wingers.
Dortmund have done their best Belo Horizonte 2014 impression here. 5-0 down at half time, the lot of them just wandering about looking lost.
Zlatan scores in his LA Galaxy debut
Fucking thunderbolt
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How the hell do you embed tweets on here?
Zlatan scores again 4-3 on stoppage time.
Has there been any "You still got it!" chants?
Got to wonder why Zlatan hasn't been involved in any way at Man Utd if he's fit enough to do that a couple of days after they let him go. He's old and obviously couldn't do the same running as Lukaku, but he could still have played his part.
Galaxy turned 0-3 to 4-3 win.
That's it. He must come to world cup .
He should be swiftly told to fuck off if he does decide he's going.
I'd rather end up third in the group without Zlatan than go out to Brazil in the next round with him in the team. Just let it go.
I guess that goes for the MLS now as well.
That Sadio Mane dive must be the shittest one we've ever had in this country.