Listen, IT Cunt. You lot don't know what you're doing. To you it's just a new laptop. To me, it's every system forgetting my login details, the mouse being sightly more/less responsive, having to pair my headset again. Oh, what's that, another update? Wait, why do I need 2FA to use the fucking calculator now. Oh cool, a new email, Oh, no, it's just another Phishing test.
Leave us alone you horrible bastards. We have actual work to do.