Did mokbull just piss off, go aloof, die, or what?
Did mokbull just piss off, go aloof, die, or what?
After being 100% Czech, then 100% American, he moved to Sweden and - in an effort to become 100% Swedish - died in a flat pack furniture and meatball accident.
He was an odd cunt. I know that’s rich coming from me, but still.
Apparently I am an ENTP. Best stick that bad boy on my LinkedIn.
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Excellent.
An absolutely lovely and incredibly normal guy IRL. I am a fan of his work on the board but I don't think it's particularly representative of his non-tth personality.
Hey i got a promotion recently, dickhead. I've gone from about 31% of a Magic to 34% or something.
Which slots right in to what I was saying before. We're all actors here, or at the very minimum we're exaggerating our real life traits to cartoonish levels.
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Isn’t he at a quant hedge fund? My man.
Probably making more than the rest of us combined.
Dear Big Big Bosslady
I hereby give my notice of resignation as I have been presented with the opportunity to invest in a guaranteed money making opportunity on the internet.
Regards
Resignation Champion
I'm a twit
It's really hard to concentrate at work when I'm counting down to my retirement in Mauritius like this.
I've amended my notice letter.
When Mellin runs off with all of your money I’m honestly going to cheer him on. Serves you right.
Someone's annoyed they joined the wrong offshoot group.
I’m in the one with Mellin and Kiko called “The Swindlers.”
To be fair, if it hits I’d be thrilled. What a story it would be.
He says sat on a beach in Jamaica.
A real swindler would be doing it from Barbados.
Or Sandbanks.
As a minimum I expect the "well, we had a good run" message to be delivered from the window of a Land Rover, which should be eminently possible if I have followed things over the years.
Probably around 4pm tomorrow.
The Arab is in a right mood this morning, because he went for a Tinder date last night and the girl walked out after 20 minutes because she's 'not into Arabs'. I'd have thought his picture and the name xxx Al-xxx would have given a fucking clue, but maybe not.
Unless he is the world's best Catfish that makes no sense.
Is he Mert?
"Nah bruh, I'm white bruh"
Another one I'm suprised jasn't resurfaced in the other thread.
Our self-proclaimed best civils team in the world have just managed to destroy some ducting (I won't even get started on their "ducts") and its contents so I've just spent an hour splicing in an absolute monsoon.
Fuming. And wet.
EDIT: Now it's fucking blue sky not 20 minutes after I'm done. Fuck off.
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Out of interest, if your organisation is subject to FOI requests would that include chat logs in Teams etc?
Depends what they asked for, but potentially yes.
That explains why my junior colleague has been bollocked for constantly swearing on Teams then.
Short answer yes. It’s compliant to the same level as other Microsoft applications (eg. Outlook).
Did someone officially complain about them? Because I’m not sure IT should be sifting through chat logs for lolz, or even just on a hunch.
I managed to nurse the Arab through a successful phone call with our favourite customer from Ballinasloe (Co Galway) whose phone line sounds like he's calling from the moon. I told him he's now passed the final boss of accents in the English language, no one will be harder to understand than that.
To be honest I think the person who gave the bollocking has had an axe to grind since pre-covid times since the bollockee does swear far too much even in person, for a professional office that had plenty of official visitors floating around day to day. So this was probably an opportunity to push that issue.
Balnashlow.
It’s ridiculous what you can request with those.
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I believe Tony is on record as saying bringing in the FOI Act was one of his worst mistakes.
Fuck me it's been an interesting afternoon. Three Iraqis turned up in a Mercedes taxi, after calling ahead in the morning. The Arab greeted them and took them up to see the MD. Two hours later, the Arab came down and told a fucking long story which involved one of the Iraqis trying to hit on all the female staff in the building, a suitcase containing $400,000 cash (which was politely declined, I think) and finally, after a load of big orders were placed, the Arab summed things up thus: "They give me money, I am say bye-bye". I think I might have been outdone in the bungs department.
Apparently we're now in with the US Army and 25% of Baghdad's household electricity generation. All in a day's work for the Arab off 3 months' experience.
Barney's going to be absolutely fuming.
I don't think Freedom of Information would cover chat logs unless you work in a policy environment, and even then it would be a stretch without it being part of some issue where people ten positions above you feel the need to get involved. I deal with FoI for historic matters, and you also reserve the right to reject things on grounds like cost and them being timewasting wankers ('vexatious requester' in official terminology), so some nerd expecting you to trawl your internal communications could also fall under that.
Feels like the Arab is going to run the place in about 6 months, so it’s good you’re close to him.
Once the Springboks get wind of the sweet, sweet corruption dollars they won’t be able to help themselves.
I was expecting a hostage situation and an exploded taxi.
It's taken six weeks for me to get on the wrong side of my new manager. A personal best.
Do they think Leeds are staying up too?
Today the Arab's come in with a full suit on, as he has a meeting with the new South African owner who has just jetted in from Bloemfontein. This might be the fastest rise to power since Rasputin.
He drove a wedge between you and Barney and exploited it expertly.
Tactical genius. He knows about the bungs too now. That’s Jimmy over a barrel.
Steady on.
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