The vast majority of those country drop down things finally have us right these days. Under I, not E or R.
The vast majority of those country drop down things finally have us right these days. Under I, not E or R.
It cost me £34 to wind the company up lol.
There’s a dodgy batch of heroin going round. After suspicions of some far worse contamination, it turned out it’s “only” mixed with spice.
Anyway, when it was thought to be laced with fentanyl an alert went out to the homeless shelters and hostels warning service users of the contaminated batch that has killed half a dozen people and nearly killed a lot more. The response? Absolutely buzzing there was some new drug on the streets and they all rushed out to buy it.
I'm a twit
Wiping out heroin users would be so obvious I'm surprised nobody hasn't thought of mixing it all.
Homeless heroin users, no less. Dream come true.
Ah RIP Don. You would have thought/think that an all conquering Liverpool team would prove an irresistible lure.
Did he join a jihad or something? Was he, in fact, that Daniel Khalife guy? Did you know Daniel is an anagram of denial?
Israel/Gaza sent him completely over the edge. He always had issues though. The BLM/ebony stuff he trotted out for years was some deep-rooted shit.
The day before my final consultation it's just been announced we've bought our biggest competitor lol.
Jesus, I thought you boasting about your wages was a lie but look what they can do as soon as you're off the books.
My partner in crime is unexpectedly out of action for the next two weeks. Rough calculations, but I reckon I've got to pump out 110 hours to get through the work. I'm in the hospital on Wednesday, so that's a casual nine twelve-hour days ahead of me. Merry Christmas.
Are you the co-host of Masterchef?
Tempted to apply for a 'Senior Communications Officer' job cos based on ChatGPT's summary:
I could almost completely do this with AI and play World of Warcraft for 5+ hours a day.What You’d Be Doing Day-to-Day
Developing and delivering campaigns to promote large-scale regeneration projects (e.g., town centre developments, housing schemes).
Writing content for newsletters, websites, and press releases to inform residents and businesses about upcoming changes or projects.
Liaising with journalists and preparing responses to media enquiries.
Hosting or attending stakeholder meetings and public consultations to ensure community buy-in for regeneration initiatives.
Using analytics to evaluate the effectiveness of communication strategies and making recommendations for improvement.
Collaborating with council colleagues in regeneration, growth, and other departments to ensure consistent messaging.
Tell me why it's a bad idea.
I'm a twit
"collaborating with council colleagues"
Was tapped up for a job a while back but when it was finally advertised it was essentially the same salary as my current salary due to some internal arguing about pay. I said I only wanted to move from my current role for an uplift rather than a sideways move.
Just been announced the senior guy in my team has got it, he's on about 10k a year more than me and will have probably got an uplift on that. He does mental hours and a lot of long meetings etc, guess who's going be picking all that up for no uplift
Being forced to take my accrued annual leave (19 days) during my notice period.
Can they do that?
Apparently so.
Does your holiday year run from Jan-Dec? How the hell do you have 19 days to spare?
Our lot's a bit like that. If anyone's in line for retirement, they're encouraged to take as much leave as possible rather than getting a big dollop of holiday pay at the end. Same goes for anyone returning from long-term sick. I'm sure there's probably some small number of days they'd pay out but I'm not bothered enough to find out.
I'm sure there's some people on our leave sheet still with double-figure days to take. I can't really understand that. Even if they're holding it back for emergencies, we've got emergency leave (separate to our regular leave quota) that can be taken.
If you don't use it, your employer can just say "tough shit, it's gone". They don't have to pay for you unused leave.
Of course you would know, Scrooge.
Yes daddy.