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    The vast majority of those country drop down things finally have us right these days. Under I, not E or R.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    So he was meant to list every country in the world they do or might in future have customers in?
    If something is important to you then you make sure it happens.

    I know working in healthcare you have no concept of that, of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    If something is important to you then you make sure it happens.
    How's your coeliac tripadvisor coming along?

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    It cost me £34 to wind the company up lol.

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    There’s a dodgy batch of heroin going round. After suspicions of some far worse contamination, it turned out it’s “only” mixed with spice.

    Anyway, when it was thought to be laced with fentanyl an alert went out to the homeless shelters and hostels warning service users of the contaminated batch that has killed half a dozen people and nearly killed a lot more. The response? Absolutely buzzing there was some new drug on the streets and they all rushed out to buy it.
    I'm a twit

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    Wiping out heroin users would be so obvious I'm surprised nobody hasn't thought of mixing it all.

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    Homeless heroin users, no less. Dream come true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Wiping out heroin users would be so obvious I'm surprised nobody hasn't thought of mixing it all.
    I don't know what tinfoil hat selling website you've stumbled upon recently, but you sound like Taz before he fucked off at the moment.

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    Ah RIP Don. You would have thought/think that an all conquering Liverpool team would prove an irresistible lure.

    Did he join a jihad or something? Was he, in fact, that Daniel Khalife guy? Did you know Daniel is an anagram of denial?

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    Israel/Gaza sent him completely over the edge. He always had issues though. The BLM/ebony stuff he trotted out for years was some deep-rooted shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    I don't know what tinfoil hat selling website you've stumbled upon recently, but you sound like Taz before he fucked off at the moment.
    It's ok to now guilt old people into getting the injection so you can get their house, but junkies are ok?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    It's ok to now guilt old people into getting the injection so you can get their house, but junkies are ok?
    Please consider not using such stigmatised language.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Please consider not using such stigmatised language.
    Sorry, I should have said elderly.

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    Nurse!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Israel/Gaza sent him completely over the edge. He always had issues though. The BLM/ebony stuff he trotted out for years was some deep-rooted shit.
    Maybe a big black guy seduced his tick ting and he never mentally recovered.

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    The day before my final consultation it's just been announced we've bought our biggest competitor lol.

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    Jesus, I thought you boasting about your wages was a lie but look what they can do as soon as you're off the books.

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    My partner in crime is unexpectedly out of action for the next two weeks. Rough calculations, but I reckon I've got to pump out 110 hours to get through the work. I'm in the hospital on Wednesday, so that's a casual nine twelve-hour days ahead of me. Merry Christmas.

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    Are you the co-host of Masterchef?

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    Tempted to apply for a 'Senior Communications Officer' job cos based on ChatGPT's summary:
    What You’d Be Doing Day-to-Day
    Developing and delivering campaigns to promote large-scale regeneration projects (e.g., town centre developments, housing schemes).
    Writing content for newsletters, websites, and press releases to inform residents and businesses about upcoming changes or projects.
    Liaising with journalists and preparing responses to media enquiries.
    Hosting or attending stakeholder meetings and public consultations to ensure community buy-in for regeneration initiatives.
    Using analytics to evaluate the effectiveness of communication strategies and making recommendations for improvement.
    Collaborating with council colleagues in regeneration, growth, and other departments to ensure consistent messaging.
    I could almost completely do this with AI and play World of Warcraft for 5+ hours a day.

    Tell me why it's a bad idea.
    I'm a twit

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    "collaborating with council colleagues"

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    Was tapped up for a job a while back but when it was finally advertised it was essentially the same salary as my current salary due to some internal arguing about pay. I said I only wanted to move from my current role for an uplift rather than a sideways move.

    Just been announced the senior guy in my team has got it, he's on about 10k a year more than me and will have probably got an uplift on that. He does mental hours and a lot of long meetings etc, guess who's going be picking all that up for no uplift

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    Uplift, mate.

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    Being forced to take my accrued annual leave (19 days) during my notice period.

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    Can they do that?

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    Apparently so.

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    Does your holiday year run from Jan-Dec? How the hell do you have 19 days to spare?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    Does your holiday year run from Jan-Dec? How the hell do you have 19 days to spare?
    I was saying them for potentially taking the days off for uni/working so hard to hit target I didn't have time to retire holidays.

    Depends who asks lol.

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    Our lot's a bit like that. If anyone's in line for retirement, they're encouraged to take as much leave as possible rather than getting a big dollop of holiday pay at the end. Same goes for anyone returning from long-term sick. I'm sure there's probably some small number of days they'd pay out but I'm not bothered enough to find out.

    I'm sure there's some people on our leave sheet still with double-figure days to take. I can't really understand that. Even if they're holding it back for emergencies, we've got emergency leave (separate to our regular leave quota) that can be taken.

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    If you don't use it, your employer can just say "tough shit, it's gone". They don't have to pay for you unused leave.

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    Of course you would know, Scrooge.

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    Yes daddy.

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