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    *crickets*

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    Jimmy yes, telesales but I'll give you that and it's a good free transfer for us.

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    On paper we're not a great side but I think with good tactics and organisation we can get good results.

    I must clarify though that I am not in fucking telesales.

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    What the fuck is a sales engineer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    On paper we're not a great side but I think with good tactics and organisation we can get good results.

    I must clarify though that I am not in fucking telesales.
    You're on the phone dealing with people ordering things from you. You're in telesales, it's that or you're a customer service technician, your choice.

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    We had one at the Koreans. It's basically a nerd who spends his life getting pissed in cheap hotels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    You're on the phone dealing with people ordering things from you. You're in telesales.
    That's not what telesales is. They phone me, I don't phone them.

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    Customer Service Technician, it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    What the fuck is a sales engineer?
    Someone who knows what they are on about and have to assist the lead taker.

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    I think I've got Maz and Adamski in my crew.

    We're like an early 2000's West Ham team stuffed full of weird regens

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    Me and Shinners repping team demoralised Civil Servant.

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    In news that will undoubtedly make people seethe: as I'm on my notice period and have finished my handover stuff, my place has put me on gardening leave, which combined with my remaining holiday means I essentially have the whole of June off, paid.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Raoul Duke View Post
    In news that will undoubtedly make people seethe: as I'm on my notice period and have finished my handover stuff, my place has put me on gardening leave, which combined with my remaining holiday means I essentially have the whole of June off, paid.

    That is magnificently timed. Jumping to a similar company?

    I got forwarded a blue print from another region which is pretty rough reading. Shambles that one country gets it, whilst others don't. Obviously people are going to talk.

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    Similar role (bit of a step up) but different industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raoul Duke View Post
    I think I've got Maz and Adamski in my crew.

    We're like an early 2000's West Ham team stuffed full of weird regens
    That is by far the worst. Banterless bellends and a bald coward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Me and Shinners repping team demoralised Civil Servant.
    Our very own SAS.

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    Am I the only student left?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I passed all the checks for a job I was offered in November, and they e-mailed me today asking when I wanted to start. I could move tomorrow if I really had to, but what would you normally allow someone to move across the country?
    What / where is it?

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    Engineer.

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    And it's in Portsmouth.

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    Isn't Mahow also a student of sorts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonsky View Post
    Am I the only student left?
    No

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    Isn't Mahow also a student of sorts?
    A student of life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    No
    Yes. \o

    I'm trying to think what else we can bond over. I guess as a Liverpool supporter we've both had bad luck in the Ukraine?

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    Spoons and 'how donning it together in a frat party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonsky View Post
    Yes. \o

    I'm trying to think what else we can bond over. I guess as a Liverpool supporter we've both had bad luck in the Ukraine?

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    Spoon.

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    I'm still waiting to see if I passed the interview. I got an email saying it'll be early this week but I had nothing so I texted to ask if I missed out. I haven't and I'm still 'very much in our thoughts'.

    I don't really know what I'm meant to do other than wait.

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    Just a few hours to go and then off for two weeks.
    I'm a twit

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    That's blinding from Spoon

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    Still can't believe you guys deleted my Jobs thread like this.

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    Another three been sacked. Manager and two of her staff.

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    Our ‘modernisation’ is on hold because of ‘budget constraints’. They haven’t even awarded the contract to develop this newfangled system they promised yet, and that was meant to be sorted in January. Ideally this all drags on until my next kid goes to school, then I can work normal hours again and leave for a better job. As things stand I’m stuck because no other cunts will honour my hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonsky View Post
    Am I the only student left?
    I'm joining you this fall, so we'll graduate together in 2021. o/

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    I'm off today and bored off my hole already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    I'm off today and bored off my hole already.
    I’m off and it’s boss so far. Played some FIFA and played with “the baby.” Got a blood test at 9:30 and afterwards I plan on veetibg my pubes and the cleaning the bathroom.
    I'm a twit

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    I've no computer games except The Golf Club 2 and PES2018 which are both shite, or Virtual Pool 4 which I'd need to set myself up at the desk to play with the mouse. Don't think I could bring myself to sitting at a desk on my day off.

    Going to service the lawnmower now which should kill half an hour.

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    I'm working. Plan to paint the decking today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    I’m off and it’s boss so far. Played some FIFA and played with “the baby.” Got a blood test at 9:30 and afterwards I plan on veetibg my pubes and the cleaning the bathroom.
    Make sure you do it in that order.

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    I'm done but can't mow yet as the air filter is taking an age to dry.

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    I fucking hate decking.

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    Even managed to get the car washed and return something to screwfix on the way home from the doctors. What a day I’m having.
    I'm a twit

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    Fuck it. Off licence and a chicken fillet roll.

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    LOL so we've just replaced all the fuel cards. But instead of having them overrun by 2 weeks or whatever they've let them expire and there has been a delay in the new ones.

    So that means we're all paying with our own money and having to claim it back.

    Not only that, we can only fill up at Tesco with the new ones or Texaco. Hint: there's no TEXACO's in Scotland.

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    Again, we're definitely not cost-cutting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    Again, we're definitely not cost-cutting.
    No they are, they have monthly 'cost-optimisation' meetings.

    I do see their point though because they did waste an absolute shit tonne of money before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    LOL so we've just replaced all the fuel cards. But instead of having them overrun by 2 weeks or whatever they've let them expire and there has been a delay in the new ones.

    So that means we're all paying with our own money and having to claim it back.

    Not only that, we can only fill up at Tesco with the new ones or Texaco. Hint: there's no TEXACO's in Scotland.
    Just don't go anywhere until they give you cash for fuel.

    Also, I've a Texaco Fastfuel card here myself but Maxol and Emo take them as well as Texaco. Not sure if either of them are in the UK but there might be alternatives that accept it.

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    Here.

    http://www.erouteonline.com/v7/fastfueluk/

    UK Fuels also accept it as far as I can see from this, and the website also says Tesco and Morrisons.


    There's a search of a 40km radius of Dundee.

    Last edited by Giggles; 01-06-2018 at 11:55 AM.

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    I don't know if it's a FastFuel one or not. Will find out when I get it hopefully this year.

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    That's what Texaco brand theirs as anyway as far as I've seen.

    I still wouldn't drive as much as a mile if it was coming out of my pocket. Claiming back or not.

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