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    I saw a man with a prosthetic leg park a Lotus Elise in a disabled space once. Alright, he does pass; but if you can squeeze yourself in and out of one of those are you really that crippled?

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    Fitter than most of the population if anything.

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    Speaking of, my sister registered her dog (a yorkshire) as a fucking service dog so she could take it anywhere. You should do that with Brock and take him out for a pint of milk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    That is true.

    Just go on a night out with Waff then. Although that'll probably end up worse than smoking a joint. Fuck it, just watch Wimbledon and eat sausage roll sandwiches.
    I'd have to apply to the International Court of Human Rights to be let within 200 miles of her if I went on a night out with Waff.

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    Just go round to Waff's and watch Love Island together.

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    Being Mexican it probably just means she can't eat it.

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    That was in the U S of A, of course. In Mexico nobody would give a shit about the crappy vest your dog is wearing, they would still kick both of you out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    Speaking of, my sister registered her dog (a yorkshire) as a fucking service dog so she could take it anywhere. You should do that with Brock and take him out for a pint of milk.
    I took him out for an ice cream recently and the woman gave him his own for free.

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    Wait, it was not service dog, it was therapy dog.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I took him out for an ice cream recently and the woman gave him his own for free.

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    Dogs shouldn't have people food. It gives them lofty ideas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    Wait, it was not service dog, it was therapy dog.
    I was actually wondering how you register a Yorkie as a service dog in the first place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    I was actually wondering how you register a Yorkie as a service dog in the first place.
    Go to some corrupt doctor, claim you need him for your 'anxiety' and you're good to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I saw a man with a prosthetic leg park a Lotus Elise in a disabled space once. Alright, he does pass; but if you can squeeze yourself in and out of one of those are you really that crippled?
    My mate's sister was rejected for a few disability allowances despite having a peg leg because she was adept enough on it to get around without crutches.

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    I don’t understand the female obsession with dogs. They’re fine, especially if you have no friends, but they’re not that great

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    They are that great.

    Show him up, Lewis.

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    Of course Mugbull doesn't like dogs.

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    That name change keeps justifying itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Go for an adventure dogging too.

    Thumb it in.

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    He's being unnecessarily abrasive and argumentative on every topic. What the fuck Muggers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Of course Mugbull doesn't like dogs.
    Ever the contrarian. He's making a thing of it.

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    Not liking dogs signposts you as a massive wrong'un. They are bundles of joy and love. You utter prick, Mongbull.

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    yeah dogs are cool

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Ever the contrarian. He's making a thing of it.
    Look who’s talking fatty

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    Look who’s talking fatty
    Good comeback.

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    Dogs are just so stupid. Which is cute for awhile but annoying the longer you’re with one. Birds are where it’s at

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Good comeback.
    If i’m a contrarian you are antimatter

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    Water is wet.

    Muggers: no it isn't. Unless everyone else thinks it isn't.

    Hopefully this is just a phase you're going through and you're not actually a retard.

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    Did we ever see the results for Mug's autism test?

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    I'm not a fan of dogs because two massive ones jumped on me when I was a kid. Not aggressively or anything but it's put me off the vast majority of dogs. Well, at least initially as they can win me round.

    My older brother had a great dog though (half golden retriever half something else that I can't remember).

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    Sponge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Water is wet.

    Muggers: no it isn't. Unless everyone else thinks it isn't.

    Hopefully this is just a phase you're going through and you're not actually a retard.
    i don’t usually respond to conversations that I agree with on TTH, that’s boring. Unless i really really love something, like loukoumades. Its far more enjoyable to respond to something that i disagree with and argue with people

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    i don’t usually respond to conversations that I agree with on TTH, that’s boring. Unless i really really love something, like loukoumades. Its far more enjoyable to respond to something that i disagree with and argue with people
    Did you like Waff's feet then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    Did you like Waff's feet then?
    I was going to respond to John’s comment about his right foot by saying he’s clutching at straws, but I was dissuaded by the fact that John is a tragedy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    Did you like Waff's feet then?
    Jesus christ. The gap between big and index toe was vile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    I was going to respond to John’s comment about his right foot by saying he’s clutching at straws, but I was dissuaded by the fact that John is a tragedy
    The same happened with me. How anybody did more than just glance at the photo is baffling. I've hardly got big plans this evening, but I'm not going to spend any more time than absolutely necessary looking at another man's feet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Jesus christ. The gap between big and index toe was vile.
    Have you hoovered yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Offshore Toon View Post
    Have you hoovered yet?
    Not yet. Waiting till the wean goes to sleep before I hotbox the basement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Not yet. Waiting till the wean goes to sleep before I hotbox the basement.
    Hopefully you don’t black out after taking your first hit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Jesus christ. The gap between big and index toe was vile.
    Index toe. Is that a thing? It should be a thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    Hopefully you don’t black out after taking your first hit
    I whiteyed just thinking about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Index toe. Is that a thing? It should be a thing.
    That's how I reference the toes.

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    Might open up an Only Fans account x

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    Went to a Chinese restaurant in Cricklewood tonight and most of it had been booked for a wedding.

    Never expected Chinese people to be so loud. They also get making some weird 'woah/hey' noise when doing some group photos.

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    That's just normal human behaviour. Surprising, I know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Never expected Chinese people to be so loud.

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    Has Mahow never seen a Chinese person before?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    They're just generally quite reserved I've found but there were quite a few 'LADS' downing Tigers.

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    They're the loudest people in the world. Get more than two of them together and everything gets shouted. I think they're like bats. They can't tell each other apart in groups, so they have to recognise people from their voice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    Has Mahow never seen a Chinese person before?
    He probably does not class them as humans who have their own language.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    They're the loudest people in the world. Get more than two of them together and everything gets shouted. I think they're like bats. They can't tell each other apart in groups, so they have to recognise people from their voice.
    Spanish people dislike this.

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