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    Smoked some weed for the first time in about 8 years today.

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    Don't go too far down that road with everything that's coming down the line with the visiting rights, etc.

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    It was only a couple of tokes up at the cemetery with my mate (who is a proper stoner).

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    You never know who's watching.

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    Creepy.

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    Smoking weed in the cemetery. The Sunday afternoon of activities of someone who really has their life together.

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    I've been thinking what is life together? Who should be the judge of that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    I've been thinking what is life together? Who should be the judge of that?
    Honestly you're right. You need to set (ambitious) goals for yourself, and be certain you meet them, but aside from that who gives a fuck how 'together' your life is. I personally have no clue why the cemetery is the place to smoke reefer for your mate but it's not my business

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    Smoking weed in the cemetery. The Sunday afternoon of activities of someone who really has their life together.
    Quote Originally Posted by mokbull View Post
    I personally have no clue why the cemetery is the place to smoke reefer for your mate but it's not my business


    I'm a twit

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    We didn't go there to smoke weed ffs he just had a doob on him and we lit up for old times sake. Christ.

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    My sister had her baby yesterday. Sounded like it was an awful delivery but she's through it. The baby boy is pretty cute as well and I can see the dough eyes from my misses saying "YOUR LIFE IS OVER NEXT".

    My sister's fella seems a sort. Said how knackered he was because of the broken sleep (mate you haven't had to shit out a baby ffs) and refused to change the baby. Considering he's already got a couple of kids from another set of mothers (and he's about 23!) then this guy seems a keeper. I have no idea why my sisters pick such bellsniffs.

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    Is she burning the coal?

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    He's a white gentleman with a ponytail.

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    Jesus Christ. Get her disowned.

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    I feel awful for your sister. Man's literally just had a rough night's sleep already on about not changing diapers on the FIRST DAY holy fuck.

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    He'd just come back from football (playing 5 a side with his mates) when we were in the hospital. Imagine wanting to fuck off on the first day of your new baby's life to play fucking five a side. Jesus H.

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    I'm presuming you lot are uber-Catholic or else why in the world would she have this demon's offspring?

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    Jealous of her much more successful big brother so is found everything she legally can do destroy the family or at least make it as difficult as possible for them.

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    Your idea of women and their motivations really have been fucked by your Mrs, haven't they.

    (not saying you're wrong though)

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    Magic has a fucked up view of everything.

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    It's true. Someone else's life? Cut to the bone honesty, the worst outcome possible is likely to be the truest. My own life? DENY EVERYTHING. ROSES.

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    Wife move back in yet?

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    If it helps make you fee better about your sister, my cousin had 3 sprogs from 3 different blokes and last I heard was rescued from the airport on her way to Morocco to marry one of the fathers so he could get a British passport. Not love, she just wanted the 3 grand he was offering.

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    My step-mum has 5 kids to 4 different dads.

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    Maybe she loves him.

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    My illiterate twenty year old cousin has three kids (twins and another) with his eighteen year old bird, who, as a result of being really fat and then having three kids with barely any breathing space between them, now has spinal problems due to losing what little core rigidity she might once have had. What a life.

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    My sister is fucked up anyway. Jehovah family (I'm one of my dad's 4, 3 marriages) meant that her first proper relationship meant marriage before she could do the deed. Meant a 20 year old kid marrying another 20 year old kid and inevitably the marriage breaking down within a year or so. Her mum is a pretty powerful character (combination of a normal mum with super power Jehovah reasoning) and sister's probably rebelled towards some little twat who thinks he's the dogs.

    My older sister was a similar tale of woes with men and her life (broken family, basically being bounced around the three marriages) making her get with some godawful men. The bloke who fathered her child has been to prison and is a proper rat. He's fucked off thankfully and she's with someone who's a decent bloke. I don't know how my dad manages to cope (maybe he shouldn't have married everything).

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    Nice to hear you're doing well for yourself bud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    I have a date with some tinder girl on Wednesday
    Smashed it

    2017 has been a hell of a year

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    Taking the first couple of days of my time away from work to properly clean the house. My kitchen is so fucked. I hate myself.

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    Lol so I ended up doing coke last night with someone out of Take That's brother. Heard some seriously interesting shit. Though I got in my hotel room at 5am and had an existential crisis until now. There's no way I'm stable enough to do that again. But it was nice to get wired for the first time in like 9 years.

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    Next week, Magic takes heroin.

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    Get the van for the TTH intervention.

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    Well this seems to be taking a turn downhill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Lol so I ended up doing coke last night with someone out of Take That's brother. Heard some seriously interesting shit. Though I got in my hotel room at 5am and had an existential crisis until now. There's no way I'm stable enough to do that again. But it was nice to get wired for the first time in like 9 years.


    Drug Den at yours next week.

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    Looking forward to a few bags with you when I'm up in a few weeks.

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    He'll be on the angel dust by then.

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    We should have a Tayport meet. My mum lives there now

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    I'm back for a weekend on the 14th October so it's possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    He'll be on the angel dust by then.
    I'd love to be on AngelDust.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    I'd love to be on AngelDust.
    He was a bit of a legend in fairness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Looking forward to a few bags with you when I'm up in a few weeks.
    Livingston away

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    Which one of Take That?
    I'm a twit

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    I'm not telling because I don't want to incriminate anyone. Also when you have cunts like Faghow relinking to Reddit fuck giving away any info.

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    That was me.

    Deffo Mark Owen.

    I’ll let Reddit know.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    I'm not telling because I don't want to incriminate anyone. Also when you have cunts like Faghow relinking to Reddit fuck giving away any info.
    Was that not Baz?


    EDIT: Yep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    I'm not telling because I don't want to incriminate anyone. Also when you have cunts like Faghow relinking to Reddit fuck giving away any info.
    I've never done it, dickhead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    That was me.

    Deffo Mark Owen.

    I’ll let Reddit know.
    Aye. I don't see Jason Orange having those kinds of connections.

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    It’s definitely Mark Owen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    That was me.

    Deffo Mark Owen.

    I’ll let Reddit know.
    Bastard.

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