Originally Posted by Adamski
What an exchange.
What an exchange.
One Mass down, one to go.
I'm trying not to think about the musical.
#prayforgiggles
It really should be lasagni.
Aren't they pronounced the same? Bloody fascists.
I don't use one.
Halfway through the musical. Nearly there, it's been a rough road.
Got a dog
Looks more like a pillow.
I had to look at that for way too long to realise s/he was sleeping.
Cute dog. What breed? Is it a puppy? Hard to tell as its just a ball of fur.
8 week Lhasa Apso.
Will it look like this eventually?
Yeah I think so. Gona look like a right wanker walking it around lol.
Fucking hell
That's a dog to sit in a handbag.
You could have just cut your penis off instead.
She has a pink collar and looks adorable and you can all go fuck yourselves
Atleast shave its hair when it gets older. You can't walk that.
Shave it all you want, it'll never look like a lab and be acceptable.
Just wear sunglasses and a high viz jacket and pretend it's a guide dog.
Referred to in Tibet as Apso Seng Kyi, which can be translated as "Bearded Lion Dog", the Lhasa's primary function was that of a household sentinel, guarding the homes of Tibetan nobility and Buddhist monasteries, particularly in or near the sacred city of Lhasa. The large Tibetan Mastiffs guarded the monasteries' entrances, but the keen hearing and sharp bark of the Lhasa Apso served to warn residents by acting like a burglar alarm if an intruder happened to get past the exterior guards.
It was believed that the bodies of the Lhasa Apsos could be entered by souls of deceased lamas while they awaited rebirth into a new body. Lhasas in Tibet were never sold. The only way a person could get one was as a gift.[9]
Lion dog / dead lama souls. Fucking metal.
Better if it was dead llama souls.
I actually got really confused at first and actually thought it meant Llama.
Next planned purchase if confirmed.
Is that Tyson Fury?
I went to watch wrestling last night which was far more fun than I expected. The audience was even more weird than I expected though.
Was gonna go see my dad today cus it has been a while, but he's suggested I come tomorrow evening instead so we can watch the football. I'm really worried about his mental state, he's talking about writing a philosophy book. About how time is a human construct. Problem is that he's not nearly as smart as he thinks he is, and he needs to spend time around people to keep himself grounded.
He's spent the last year or so since his stroke basically just dicking around on his own in his (government funded obviously) flat, and I think the time to himself has made him go a bit nuts, and he's convinced himself he's got an idea for a book that A) he's intellectually capable of writing, and B) is a unique and groundbreaking concept. Neither are true. I've been sent instructions to bring 100 sterling superkings, an A4 lined notepad, his Gormenghast DVD and some old mental philosophy book he gave me and told me to read years ago "to reference" for his book. Fucking hell, hopefully I can just steer conversation towards West Brom.
what
I mean, at least he's got something to focus on.
Which wrestling?
Foe is pregnant?
True, but my mother recently told me a story of how when he was doing his social work training, he'd just retreat to the basement on his own for hours on end. After a few weeks of barely seeing him she went down to check up on him, and he was apparently staring intensely at a single sock rested on top of one of those fold-up washing lines, and when my mum asked what he was looking at he said something like 'that's it, that's the answer. i've figured out the meaning of life'. Which was indeed in reference to the sock.
Perhaps the 12 hour a day van delivery job was the one thing keeping him sane all these years.
Ring of Honor. It was really great. Surprising amount of Merse-bait grebo fitties to perve over as well, and a high enough proportion of freakazoids in the audience to feel like I'd almost be able to pull one of them.Which wrestling?
I bet it sells more copies than Lewis's book.
Tbf time is a human construct, so he's got you beat on the ingenuity. Let's see how it plays out though.
Amazon claims to be out of stock, which would explain why the publisher is ignoring my e-mails if the demand has crashed their office.I bet it sells more copies than Lewis's book.
Assuming I found the right book, Amazon.com is claming its not been released yet
£90? Who the fuck is buying it for that price.
It's got a rocket on iirc.
I'm a twit
Lewis? Book? What?!
I've found his thesis though.
They will probably sell about fifty copies to university libraries, so the prices have to be lol to make some pennies on each one. I am due six copies, but my arsehole mother seems to have promised a copy to everybody alive, so I (she) will probably end up buying half of them (although I get a fifty per cent discount).
My PhD thesis has been published as a book.
That's cool as fuck. Got any tips for daddy Igor?
The Japs are screwing you though.
https://www.amazon.co.jp/Duncan-Sand.../dp/1137585463
Works out at about £55. Taz would sack the toothbrushes off and be all over that.
Publish with whoever has the shortest proposal form.
The 'Squint Edition' uses a tiny font over half as many pages.
So it's a yappy prick as well. Top purchase.
I never liked sleep anyway.
Buy some ear plugs. My mum's dog is half Jack Russell so its a proper yappy wanker.
Yeah might have to she kept us up all night crying.
New page
Was probably protecting your souls.
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