Can we all stop saying Sesh?
Can we all stop saying Sesh?
Indeed.Originally Posted by Spikey M
Yet another California Bay Area export
The modern world is pretty much a Bay Area export at this point.
Cunts were saying sesh here when I was around 16 and I can guarantee none of them knew of there. The 'bay area' probably wasn't even a thing back then.
Sesh, or a 'Cheeky Sesh' is a British as it comes.
I take your point, but lol.
Of course there was a geographical bay area, but when people say it now they mean it as a lifestyle. Which didn't exist then.
'Gay Area' more like.
I, of course, meant the hipsters.
San Francisco is prettybut quite mental at the same time. I can't put my finger in it, but maybe it's something to do with the fact that one block can look like a ghetto and the next all modern and clean.
You can say that about any City really?
getting annoyed at all shortened words isn't dece bantz
Did he talk like Ashley in real life?
Someone post some dank memes.
It will have shot its load by then anyway (on them the first time)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6QmtZib3kY
That is St Augustine where I used to live . Drainage there was so shit it would flood if you spat on the floor though
Right now we are just getting rained on (the yards flooded) and lots of wind. Internet and TV are out too so I am sat on the porch having a beer and using my phone as a hot spot.
Can't find my Amazon fire remote having misplaced it whilst off my head on this cold/flu so I just ordered a replacement on Prime Now.
It will be here within 2 hours
How are they getting it to you within 2 hours? Pretty impressive.
Prime Now scheme.
They've got a depot in Welwyn Garden City.
Look at old man Bam all out of touch
I was expecting something cool like a drone.
Apparently 'Arthur' has my parcel and is on his way.
There's a remote app that could have been with you in 2 seconds.Can't find my Amazon fire remote having misplaced it whilst off my head on this cold/flu so I just ordered a replacement on Prime Now.
It will be here within 2 hours
Better offer him a cuppa at this hour of the night.
My TV remote is actually working with it but it's just a bit shit. I miss the actual remote.
I included a £2 tip at checkout.
Well I didn't realise they would add it so never removed it. He can buy a cuppa with that.
Pre-holiday arguments are raging at the moment. Excellent stuff. Got to make an emergency dash to TKMaxx tomorrow morning and get some vests. This is what happens when you don't go on holiday for 5 years.
Where you going?
As far as the Airport.
Wearing his vest at an Edinburgh airport bistro.
I went to Hull Fair, and my dickhead friend gave a gypo twenty quid to read their palms. That is lol enough, but her caravan boasted about all the celebrities she had seen. Kevin Keegan, John Prescott, Jack Duckworth, Fred Elliott, Mike Baldwin... Hang on. They have real names, love. Unless she read them in character. If so, they all died of short illness/surprise heart attacks. Did she see those coming?
Are you joking, I'm flying from Prestwick so it'll be basically empty apart from a few West Coast chav families and Americans who are doing it on the cheap.
Also I'm wearing full gear to the airport.
All calmed down a bit now anyway. That's us basically packed. Giving it a heavy session in the gym before we leave.
Just sorting out emergency films on the tablet, I don't want to use it because I'm such a sneering cunt at parents who placate their children with passive activities.
I've secretly stuck a Portuguese audio learning pack on it. That won't go down well with the scum on the plane who will be piling junk food and junk movies in to their scum children whilst we become bi together. Bilingual that is.
Prestwick? Classy.
Dora the explorer would probably be more educational.
inorite. Dreading it but if it's really empty and the flight isn't packed great. I've got a feeling as it's school holidays and nobody goes to the shit non-European countries anymore it'll be hoaching.
Not school holidays until next week down here so you might be safe.
Orly?
Didn't realise there are only like 4 outbound flights a day from Prestwick. At most then the airport will probably only be occupied with the 7:20am flight. Lol at that.
I think it's the winter schedule now so there's a bit less but yeah even at peak there's about 15.
The fact it's grimmer than Glasgow airport is really saying something.
There's 7, 3 of them leave within an hour of each other in the morning which might be a pain at security apparently they are jobsworth cunts. Be a bit of a shock for me as I've only ever flown out of big airports. Even Dundee airport is really nicely maintained and minimal.
It's actually not too bad. Something quite decent about the lack of queues etc. Nothing worse at the airport.
Glasgow airport is alright as far as airports go, funsponge.
That fucking portacabin they call Terminal 2 check ins and the fact you can't buy a security fast track says otherwise. Not being able to enjoy a pint outside once you get through all the queues is shit too.
Prestwick is great. The utter desperation of the 'Elvis Lounge' or whatever it's called makes me laugh every time I even hear the name of a place within thirty miles of it.
I've just had a look at that on Facebook. The times people are checking in to it drinking.
What the fuck is wrong with people (Waff)?
Gonna get the train to York and walk back to Leeds. Wish me luck.
It always disgusts me when you see people sat in the pub at the airport drinking ridiculously early. Our flight out was at 7:15. We ate at about 6:00 and people were knocking back cider. Rank.
We're just going to buy some stuff tonight (cereal bars, couple of apples etc) and have that rather than buy any overpriced processed bollocks. But yeah I don't get it. Maybe on a stag do or whatever but a customary pint of piss or two before a flight, I can't think of anything worse. Especially, ESPECIALLY at 5:30am.
I love a 5am pint before a flight. I get to the airport 3 hours early just so I can get past all the queues and relax with one before I go. Though I would be a bit of a scummer anyway, so it fits.
Failed at getting Glastonbury tickets this morning, just ended up staring at a blank page for an hour. Fairly normal but usually at least one person I know gets through and sorts everyone out, not even a hint today.
Sounds like about half the tickets got hoovered up by cunts with page refreshing apps or the nerds who realised they could bypass the first page by editing their hosts file. It's a joke that this happens every year, just make it a ballot ffs.
This post would probably be different if I'd known about page refreshing apps or what to change my hosts file to.
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