You were racing cats?
You were racing cats?
The bar I work in is crazy busy tonight and the customers are all moany dickheads. I've had enough of working during the week and doing this too. I was thinking about leaving anyway but I think I'll hand my notice in tonight.
That's a real 'what the fuck happened' type of statement.Originally Posted by Magic
I've a possible job on in Ballymena next week. If I get to stay over
Would I get kneecapped in your bar?
Went to my mate's kid's first birthday party. Luckily it was in a pub (upstairs, not in the actual bar), so I could spend the afternoon drinking Guinness and eating mini-sausage rolls and cake. What a day.
Sausage rolls.
Did you give any lucky devil a cheeky creampie?
I did no such thing.
I was.
Wait, has Lee split up with his ting?
Nope.
This weekend and next week I'm involved in the traditional game of senior assassination with about 60 people from my school (although 9 died on the first night, Hunger Games style). Just now had to be the getaway driver for a friend who was cornered in his house.
My target is unfortunately some random Hispanic and I've got no idea where she lives. Nobody seems to know her.
Probably isn't the best game to be playing in 'Merica.
Is that similar to the Humans vs Zombies shite?
Nah, it's full of old people.I've a possible job on in Ballymena next week. If I get to stay over
Would I get kneecapped in your bar?
Also if you're in during the week it won't be busy at all.
Went that wedding.
The brides sister is so fit.Her nose is massive and shaped like Hamann's (or that old Mint card advert), but she's so fit.
I'm a twit
Imagine the salad tossing she'd give.
The benefits of children no-one tells you about:
Mini sausage rolls
Party rings
Dramatic increase in the amount of custard you have access to.
Had a great day at the park so there.
You buried the body then?
Left the wife at home?
damn it Boydy
No as a family. At least I won't be FOREVER ALONE like Manc.
Picnic faggot.
She's under the new lamp post.
Liverpool was great fun. It was only while we were having a quick pint at the Pilgrim before we went to the theatre that we realised our mate had somehow managed to book 4 of the 6 tickets for the fucking matinee performance at 2pm. The lovely staff at the box office managed to delay the start of the performance by a couple of minutes and swap them for 4 tickets for some people who hadn't turned up, which was ace. Right in the middle of the back row as well, best seats in the house.
Followed that with getting fucked in ca va, jacaranda, hope and anchor and some pretentious 'absinthe bar'. Totally lost my drunken flirtation skills though; this really fit blonde girl was dancing with this really weird bloke who looked a bit like Ed Byrne. She caught my eye a couple of times and smiled, then eventually came over to me and said hello. I was so pissed all I managed to do was go 'err...so...that bloke you were dancing with...HE'S COOL MATE'. Then she just glared and me and went back over to him. I think she went home with him. Fuck sake.
I went bowling today, because I had forgotten how utterly pointless and shit (not to mention expensive) it is. It actually annoyed me.
#inb4 Mahow claims he regularly bowls 300 games.
What was your score? I am incredibly shit at bowling.
I got something like 106 and 110. More than a hundred, but barely. I just launch it as hard as I can to feel like a big man, so half the time it shoots down the corners.
I'm a twit
I don't think I've ever done over 100. I use the opposite tactic: grab the lightest ball I can find and slowly roll it through the middle. Half the time it shoots down the corners.
Yeah those weak wrists are killer man.
I thought I heard another loud bang over the city earlier. The helicopters seem to be up now, so presumably something has happened. Again.
not my choice, really. it shows the football and is cheap. didn't get to that knock on the door place, i did give my mates the hard-sell but they were having none of it. next time i come up we'll go there together <3.
I average about 110 to 120. I can't throw the ball properly as it kills my wrist after a couple of throws so I just launch my arm straight and drop the ball (wrist facing away from the lane not towards it) and it seems to work.
I've never bowled before.
Went out on a bike ride yesterday to the pub. Ate lamb and drank cider in the sun.
Going to Liverpool today with Baz. We're going booking some crazy golf thing, a restaurant and Bierkeller for his second stag do. Then we're going to a few bars.
I was pulled off the race after four laps. Drove eight hours for twelve minutes of riding.
Travelling to Iowa for a bike race tomorrow. Monday off is definitely welcome.
Pulled off for what? Being shit or being a cheater? Or did they suspect the Mexican conducting an elaborate drug trafficking operation?I was pulled off the race after four laps. Drove eight hours for twelve minutes of riding.
Eight hours sounds like a lot, but isn't the American speed limit about ten?
Black flagged for being a cunt.
For being shit.
It was 65mph most of the way. Think it was closer to seven hours actually.
EDIT: It was 215 miles away
EDIT2: Had to go up this thing 12 times (well, four in my case):
No picture I've seen does it justice.
Lol I do 300 miles in 4.5hrs without stopping.
The the track? Were you racing mini moto?For being shit.
It was 65mph most of the way. Think it was closer to seven hours actually.
EDIT: It was 215 miles away
EDIT2: Had to go up this thing 12 times (well, four in my case):
No picture I've seen does it justice.
Bicycle.
Is that San Francisco?
Cunt I was with had to stop three times (each way) to pee.
In your bare feet after an argument?
The quite excellent Burlington, Iowa.
Hour long pisses eh?Cunt I was with had to stop three times (each way) to pee.
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