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    Got totally trashed on Saturday and sent the most graphic booty call fb message to a girl I was once involved with romantically. Fuck sake. I even messaged the Romanian. Wish phones came with breathalysers lol!!

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    I met up with a mate who I see about once a month for the purpose of getting drunk together, and he told me he's basically an alcoholic now. I'm not hugely surprised, but I suppose we're going to have to find actual activities now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    Got totally trashed on Saturday and sent the most graphic booty call fb message to a girl I was once involved with romantically. Fuck sake. I even messaged the Romanian. Wish phones came with breathalysers lol!!
    There ARE apps for that actually, they will lock your phone if you seem too drunk based on how you type.

    But, I doubt you're actually interested in anything that might make you behave a bit more proper and ruin your image.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dino View Post
    I met up with a mate who I see about once a month for the purpose of getting drunk together, and he told me he's basically an alcoholic now. I'm not hugely surprised, but I suppose we're going to have to find actual activities now.
    Don't get it - isn't that perfect then?

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    I suppose it is. I've struggled to keep up at the best of times though.

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    "The Romanian" sounds like a fun story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazuuurk View Post
    There ARE apps for that actually, they will lock your phone if you seem too drunk based on how you type.

    But, I doubt you're actually interested in anything that might make you behave a bit more proper and ruin your image.
    Ha. Nah I do want to be less of a state, having anecdotes to share with the tth ladz is just a minor consolation.

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    Sort yourself out then and quite complaining. Either you embrace being a fuckup (which I can respect) or you do something about it.

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    But I want to have my cake and eat it, dickhead.

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    Can you lace cookies with anything more explicit than weed? I got given one by a colleague when half way through she messaged me telling me to enjoy in a way I'm not sure I was expecting. Good cookie though.

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    pcp

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    Jizz.

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    Cocaine can be used instead of flour.

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    phonics is drugged phonics is drugged phonics is drugged phonics is drugged phonics is drugged (etc)

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Can you lace cookies with anything more explicit than weed? I got given one by a colleague when half way through she messaged me telling me to enjoy in a way I'm not sure I was expecting. Good cookie though.
    Anything generally absorbed through the stomach can go in an edible, but if she's popping MDMA in a cookie I imagine you'd know about it.

    You don't lace things with 'weed' either. The weed is all long gone before you start making edibles, by boiling the leaves up to get the residual THC off them then throwing the leaves away.

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    Cocaine can be used instead of flour.
    No it can't.

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    I'm not noticing anything particularly far off a base level high so I think she was just fucking with me because I said it was my first one.

    It's quite nice actually. If I didn't like smoking so much I might consider just having one of these after dinner, wonder if it would help knock out any of the other side effects.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post

    No it can't.
    Thanks for that, I was just about to make a batch.

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    Where did you get 500g of Cocaine from?

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    Uh, is that gluten free then?

    Plus I bet such cookies would slim you right down as well. Someone sort a business of this out in California.

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    Cocaine is way less prevalent here than in Europe. The girls are the ones that keep business chugging along

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    First time mowing the lawn. Why does anyone bother with this shit? When I get my house I'll just pave the whole thing.

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    Cos it looks nice. Andkeeping on top of weeds in a paved yard is just as much hassle.
    I'm a twit

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    Tarmac it then ffs.

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    Karting track instead of a shitty yard.

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    A Mexican that doesn’t like mowing lawns?

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    Combine the two with a speedy lawnmower.

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    Concrete/tarmac is the only way to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Concrete/tarmac is the only way to go.
    Says Johnny Fancygarden over here.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Says Johnny Fancygarden over here.
    If it was mine it'd be gone. Tarmac, stones, and one 10'x10' of artificial grass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    Combine the two with a speedy lawnmower.


    https://www.roadandtrack.com/motorsp...mean-motor-v2/


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    Exactly what I had in mind. Imagine the grass you could cut if that had a rear spoiler.

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    It's not over yet.


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    Just matched with a gross girl on tinder who messaged me "Hi Igor not a big fan of your dog, but let me sit on your face and we’ve got a deal"

    Admired the forwardness enough that I've replied positively and will see how it progresses

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    Just matched with a gross girl on tinder who messaged me "Hi Igor not a big fan of your dog, but let me sit on your face and we’ve got a deal"

    Admired the forwardness enough that I've replied positively and will see how it progresses
    So did you make a face baby?

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    Just matched with a gross girl on tinder who messaged me "Hi Igor not a big fan of your dog, but let me sit on your face and we’ve got a deal"

    Admired the forwardness enough that I've replied positively and will see how it progresses
    Post a pic.

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    Not of your shit dog.

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    Of the face sitting?

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    I replied with 'yeah alright' and never got a follow up. Maybe her mate was pissing about on her phone but I'm offended she hasn't gone for it regardless, she looks about 17 stone.

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    Which reminds me of the time an obese Australian called Carmel sat on my face ah memories

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    She probably just wanted to see what it'd look like if she got herpes.

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    She sounded like Chris Lilley and smelled like dog food, herpes would be the last of her worries.

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    Unless you're talking about my tinder honey, in which case you may well be right.

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    Hot localised flooding. So much so the road outside is a flowing river. And the back's flooded. I err.... might have to prepare for this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    I replied with 'yeah alright' and never got a follow up. Maybe her mate was pissing about on her phone but I'm offended she hasn't gone for it regardless, she looks about 17 stone.
    A man was recently arrested for stalking because he was messaging some model every day for three months online via the gram. Be warned lad.

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    Was it Mahow?

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    I do not use Instagram.

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    Do you all still stalk mahow on the WhatsApp?

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    Yes that's our life.

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    Igor you're being trolled by some 12-year old kid who wants to see how desperate people are, is all.

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