Tell her I said hi.Originally Posted by Spikey M
Tell her I said hi.
She only knows of you because of that Pizza photo. It's not gone well.
Stop trying to fuck her.
I'm sure that's what she's told you, yes.
Shared a few stuffed crusts ifyouknowwhatimean
Mozzarella innuendos next.
Christ, is this what we’ve devolved to.
Between this and Manc, we’re approaching Vic Flange levels of cringe.
I'm a twit
Someone's jealous their mrs isn't getting banged.
State of the board my arse. Top lad banter on display.
We haven't had a decent drunk thread in a while. I'm going to bed now, but I expect one of you to deliver by morning.
Someone's got to get up for the kids at 5am
Fine, I'll see if I can get Henry back so he can violently react to you playing footy in the back garden. Next to your pink shed. If he's mellowed out, I've got no Plan B.
A pushing-fifty man calling a father of two 'Bazscum' would send us over the edge.
I wonder what the last 10 years has done to Henry. I bet he's a mess.
I hope Glenn and Scoobs are well.
Is this actually fifty or the giggles meaning where he means anyone between 20-35?
Pushing 50 would be anyone over 45.
As a childless man my reaction to the topic is melancholy and self-loathing, so the people who loudly claim they hate kids are probably just pushing those to the bottom of the bin.
I was exaggerating slightly but he has to be over forty now. He was at least five years older than me.
The Saint turns fifty in October 2026. That I do know.
Is he still on the fuge? Does that even still exist?
I walked past Richard Herring earlier today.
Didn't realise it was him until we crossed paths.
A fishy tale.
rhlstp!
His emergency questions book came in very handy during night feeds with my daughter.
Has she ever seen a Bigfoot?
Sadly not
The bloke who lives opposite me washed his car while it was throwing it down with rain before. Thats weird, right? Bucket and sponge job too, with a hosepipe to rinse; no pressure washer.
I'm a twit
Check the boot.
Pressure washers are for the weak/lazy.
You should release a coffee table book, giggles's pronouncements
Pressure washers are for the lazy
Spaghetti is for the pretentious
And then just a series of minority groups who you want dead
All that is probably even lazier. At least make an effort in your little boiling head.
Okay I'll go through your post history and try to find some more specific ones, see ya in a few hours
I don't recall the spaghetti one.
He definitely needs to get out more.
Cmon, the spaghetti one is an integral part of the lore of this place
There's even a guns r roses album about it
It's less mental than It's made out to be, but that's the TTH way.I don't recall the spaghetti one.
Basically he was saying that pasta is pasta and it doesn't matter whether you have spaghetti, penne or tagliatelle with your Carbonara and anyone that gives a shite is a pretentious twat.
The cunts who say "you simply must have spaghetti" with a Bolognese or the same cunts who tell you that you have to have a steak rare. Fuck off I'm paying for it.
I do like a steak rare myself, but fuck any cunt tells anyone how they should have it.
I find that a lot of people who ask for a steak well done then complain that it's tough.
You give it the way they’re paying for it.
I honestly don't think it was that, I remember the G man specifically saying spaghetti is inherently pretentious as a choice because it's hard to eat.
If it is as you remember it, I offer a full unreserved apology to @Giggles cus I agree entirely. I think the insistence that certain pastas go with certain dishes to be exaggerated at best, utterly bollocks at worst.
Italian food culture in general is fucking stupid, it's basically autism presented as authenticity.
The usual cunts jumped on it head first at the time here but that’s what I said. I don’t even need to go back and look because this is what I think and the phonics narrative is something I don’t think so I wouldn’t have said it.
Hmm...
So you can only possibly be eating spaghetti for show, and wrapping it around a spoon is some sort of middle class affectation. I think this is a bit of an e-defeat for giggles and also spikey.
Last edited by igor_balis; 20-10-2024 at 04:21 PM.
That reads exactly what I'm saying, as selective as it is.
I'd take every e-defeat on offer before I sided with "Penne is rank".
I mean Phonics' opinion was equally baffling to be fair, but it was just a weird non-sequitur, the spaghetti remarks are remembered because of the bizarre justification.
Bolognese is actually better with pasta other than spaghetti.
It's best with whatever one you want.
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