[FOOTY] Weekend Fixtures ft. La Liga's title race finale

[ScousePig]

I don't know what's worse about the Terry thing. Whether him suggesting it wasn't laughed away, whether because it happened or whether Sunderland actually agreed to do it. The game is dead.

We can't have agreed to it or carried it out, we'd have messed it up.

[Lewis]

I have seen in the football media that certain pundits (Graeme Souness) cannot understand why our players are tired. A pundit is not honest if they cannot forget their colours or if they try to hide the truth from their audience. It’s not my fault if their managerial career was very poor.

His post-retirement books are going to be miles better than the Alex Ferguson ones.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39994193

It really was his idea.

[randomlegend]

That really is the height of narcissism.

[Yevrah]

Like I said, what goes through the mind of a man like that? I really can't comprehend it.

[randomlegend]

"I deserve this"

[Jimmy Floyd]

Him demanding it is weird, Chelsea going through with it is weirder, Sunderland agreeing to it is as weird as that, but Sunderland agreeing to put the ball out of play for it to happen is probably the weirdest thing of the lot.

[Kikó]

Didn't I post that yesterday?

[Yevrah]

Adolf Hitler, that man who shoots elephants and got trampled by one, Smiffy, I get how their minds work, but John Terry. Nope, I'm out.

[randomlegend]

Adolf Hitler, that man who shoots elephants and got trampled by one, Smiffy, I get how their minds work, but John Terry. Nope, I'm out.

I can believe the others, but that's a lie.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I was out all day yesterday so missed it, but my mate who went to the game said Costa did a farewell lap of his own. Is that true?

Announce Morata/Lukaku/Akinfenwa.

[Max Power]

He also pretended the Premier League trophy was a giant silver penis. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN??

[Yevrah]

He's a massive twat?

[John Arne]

Didn't I post that yesterday?

Mustn't be subscribed to your posts. Fortunately, I have SMS alerts #KikoPost

[Giggles]

Moyesey is gone. That's some fucking fall from grace.

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[Magic]

Lol what a tragic cunt.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39999708

Thousands of pounds have been won in bets on Chelsea captain John Terry being substituted in the 26th minute of his final appearance at Stamford Bridge on Sunday.

One bookmaker said it had paid out on three bets, with one customer claiming he had been paid at 100-1 on a £25 stake.

FA have to get involved now, surely?

[Yevrah]

The integrity of the sport is called into question when teams do wanky things like that anyway, let alone if people have made money from it.

[Yevrah]

I see Moyes has gone.

The bloke must be raking it in.

[Lewis]

You could only really punt a Sunderland manager if they have 'lost the dressing room'; but they need to replace everybody in said dressing room anyway, and you might as well have David Moyes building your wholly new bottom half set-up.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Moyes is a curious one. He genuinely did overachieve at Everton for years (and at Preston before that), but since leaving has been useless everywhere he's been.

[Lewis]

His first couple of seasons at Everton was sort of crap, so what he needs... What he needs, right, is TIME.

[Weaver]

Spot fixing re Terry, IMO.

I'm pleased Moyes has gone from Sunderland, too. The whole club needs an overhaul, but hopefully a new manager can come in and build something worthwhile from whatever's left.

[phonics]

I see Moyes has gone.

The bloke must be raking it in.

Was so desperate to get out he took no compensation.

David Moyes has always had one crap season, one good his entire career.

[Yevrah]

His first couple of seasons at Everton was sort of crap, so what he needs... What he needs, right, is TIME.

If you're a time wasting club like Sunderland I'd have given it to him as well.

[Giggles]

Sounds like some setup.

https://www.balls.ie/amp/football/mi...to-play-365602

[Samadini]

Getting rid of about 15 wankers is a glorious thing. The fans should be quite excited about it all.

[Giggles]

They should have just re-hired Allardyce as soon as he got the boot by the FA.

[Shindig]

It'll be Pardew.

[Baz]

Kevin Phillips to the rescue.

[Giggles]

Club goes under investigation for betting allegations and then this happens

https://www.balls.ie/football/athlone-town-2-365622

[Jimmy Floyd]

I'd have thought most, if not all football in smaller leagues is fixed these days.

[Giggles]

I'd have thought most, if not all football in smaller leagues is fixed these days.

This one has been really obvious though. Club was bought basically for that purpose.

http://www.the42.ie/athlone-town-fai...75781-May2017/

[Kikó]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...months-in.html

Allardyce has left.

[phonics]

This sounds exactly the same as Pulis. Wonder if Sam pocketed the loyalty bonus too.

[Lewis]

He should go back to Sunderland for the long-term. Neither party can really do better.

[Max Power]

Coming Leicester I reckon

[Giggles]

Coming Leicester I reckon

Shakespeare not done enough or will the late tail-off lose it for him?

[Max Power]

Think if they were gonna give it him they'd have done it by now. Keep him on as assistant to Sam (as he was briefly for England)

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/footb...Premier-League

Sean Dyche has played the ginger card.

[Yevrah]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...months-in.html

Allardyce has left.

What an absolutely shady bastard.

[phonics]

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/footb...Premier-League

Sean Dyche has played the ginger card.

No he hasn't he was clearly making a joke. It was on last weeks Friday show on 5Live..

[Shindig]

Oh, wow. Allardyce jumping ship days after Moyes goes. My questions are: How long and how much?

[Jimmy Floyd]

Hasn't he said he's retiring from management?

[Danny]

Thats what it sounds like

[Shindig]

Give it a couple of months before winding up in Jordan.

[7om]

Sam? No, I'm not having this. I won't believe it. I just can't.

[Baz]

What an absolutely shady bastard.

Apparently someone close to him was involved in the Manchester bombing, which has made him realise he's got enough money and life's too short to stress over football. Plus he's really sad, obviously.

[Lewis]

I couldn’t care less, I promise you. All I care about is celebrating with my Chelsea fans. Me and them have a wonderful rapport and have done for 22 years. Nothing that people write or say can ever get in the way of that. If that’s the way I want to go out, that’s the way I go out because I’ve been here 22 years, I’ve won so many trophies – so if I wanted to play one minute and come off, I would have done. I wanted to play 26 minutes because the shirt number means a lot to me and the supporters so as long as they are happy – and I was over the moon with the reception – I promise you I could not care less.

Twat.

[Boydy]

That reads like a Trump speech.