Week Two TTH 2017 Preview
With week one and the rise of Kereem Hunt already in the history books for the revamped TTH Fantasy Football League we head into week two in what we can describe it as utter carnage and complete stupidity. The owner of Believe In Plobs (114.07) must have had a massive MELTDOWN as his waiver claims were fucked up as he sensationally dropped QB Russell Wilson for Alex Smith then dropped Smith, tried to get back Wilson but instead went for Sam Bradford, what a bizarre plebroll that was. Would that affect his matchup with Golden Grahams (124.84)? He does have Derek Carr who is playing the Jets this week who is projected to massively outscore Cam Newton at the moment oddly enough.
Baz’s Bumbandits (123.38) and Welby Wolves (123.29) could be heading into the league’s first ever decimal tie (or thereabouts) matchup if you believe yahoo’s projection shite. I wouldn’t. Let’s hope TB12 turns up this week then otherwise Aaron Rodgers and company will probably run riot as usual. The league’s early bookie favourites Equable Rogues (119.62) and Kareem Hunt will easily see off the Miami LOLphins (119.59) right? Nope, another tie (or thereabouts) apparently according to Yahoo! Someone fire the projected scoring stat guy and hire Pleb pronto. Magic Mike XXL Evans (123.44) faces Agholorious Basterds (122.39) in a WWE SummerSlam 2017 style monstrous match up with Mike Evans versus Ezekiel Elliott tearing down the house no doubt. The last matchup of week two is God Hates Jags (112.49) and Kirk Cousins versus BiLOL Powell (113.95) and Drew Brees in which both teams are hoping that everyone bar the Quarterbacks can score some decent enough points.
Current League Standings
Agholorious Basterds (1-0-0)
Equable Rogues (1-0-0)
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Magic Mike XXL Evans (1-0-0)
Miami LOLphins (1-0-0)
BiLOL Powell (1-0-0)
God Hates Jags (0-1-0)
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Believe In Plobs (0-1-0)
Baz’s Bumbandits (0-1-0)
Welby Wolves (0-1-0)
Golden Grahams (0-1-0)
Kareem Hunt sending @Browning to the bottom of the pile while @Mert looks to be holding onto dear life for a wildcard spot in the revamped offseason playoffs. @Gray Fox and @Dan hugging the top two then. As you were then gents. Will @Sir Andy Mahowry challenge for the top two this season? I highly doubt it.