Watching PMQs and some MP has so little self respect, after Boris got made fun of by Corbyn, audibly shout "OWNED!" at him.
Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
Watching PMQs and some MP has so little self respect, after Boris got made fun of by Corbyn, audibly shout "OWNED!" at him.
Cheers twitterbot.
I like the idea that, almost two years after the vote, someone somewhere is still utterly convinced by a media grid with things like 'JOHN MAJOR SPEECH' on it.
We should counter this new EU 'negotiation paper' by suggesting the Irish leave the EU single market/customs union and join our common market instead. You know, just 'til we sort the rest out.
It would probably make more sense, economically, than their idea.
In honour of Leveson pt. II being kicked into the bin (quite rightly), let's lol at this:
https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...brexit-impasse
Brexit is the best thing ever. Don't try telling me otherwise.
There's zero chance of that happening, and those calling for it are delusional.
Wasn't she one of the ones on 'the left' calling Jezza a terrorist for chatting to them in the 80s?
Delusional is what Britain does best.
This is good. Man asks his remainer Twitter mates 'what--on a personal, emotional level--have we lost?' Some of the answers:
'I cried for 3 days'
'From the moment it was announced I felt an existential threat'
'I keep waking up very confused and with a deep sense of existential dread, and then I realize why: the ridiculous and fraudulent referendum'
'I am lucky to have homes in Scotland and France and those are where I now call "Home"'
'We were on holiday in Spain and felt the same, and almost immediately felt like tresspassers - not that anyone there made us feel that way'
'We had Ode To Joy played at our wedding'
'It's as if the UK has a very serious life threatening condition - a cancer of its soul'
And so on.
It'll be great when we leave and nothing changes, but they have to spend the rest of their days pretending that it has.
If nothing will change then what's the point of leaving?
350m a week for the NHS.
Principle.
The most pathetically British answer and the first honest one I've heard.
One sweet way to avoid incoming tax legislation
Something empire, something forrins, Britain, innit, something something.Originally Posted by Boydy
The reason I voted Leave (and I did have to think long and hard about it) is that long term, the options are leave or enter a full political and economic union. The latter is as guaranteed to be a fascist disaster as anything I can think of, so we might as well leave before it's too late.
I was duped by the bus.
For all I thought the referendum losing was the funniest thing ever to happen in British politics, a second referendum also losing would top it.
It appears that the Conservatives sacked whoever did the design for the party conference after it all fell down and replaced them with a guy who's a dab hand at Powerpoint.
Christ alive. At least make it red brick so the Prime Minister of the fucking country doesn't blend into the background rather than looking like she'd being bricked into a stately home, never to be seen again.
It sounds like another great example of her and/or the idiots around her not understanding how markets work. Developers have an incentive to sit on land with planning permission attached. It's almost like the permissions are valued because they are so difficult to obtain, which, on a similar note, makes me wonder why people think council housing has a unique ability to just be whacked up wherever and whenever.
Look Lewis, if we subsidize them even more than we already are, maybe they'll think about possibly considering the idea of a small tweak in their ways.
Surely you aren't suggesting that the planning regs in this country are unnecessarily complex, arcane, and lorded over by a bunch of small-time arseholes?
I'm sure anyone who's had to deal with them for any length of time will be right in here to disavow this quick smart.
lolllllllllllllllllllllll. Imagine trying to talk your way out of those quotes in an HR scenario
"Look, maybe I was slightly out of line, but in fairness, those were a fantastic, if slightly cancer-riddled, pair of tits."
Everyone in East Hull Labour thinks he's a whopper and resent his family stitching the seat up for him (especially after their attempts to stitch it up for John Prescott's assistant), so lol at him and his gastric band.
Mate.
Dominic Cummings earning his money even now.
https://amp.theguardian.com/politics...corbyn-on-bill
There isn't a single detail in there which isn't hilarious and tragic and absolutely perfect.
I can just barely remember The Magic Numbers. Jezza must be a fan.
I've already got my tickets for Corbyn fest.
Come for the Magic Numbers, stay for Paul Mason and that weirdo who rants into a dash cam.
'The Tories. The, the, the... THE, THE, THE, THE...'
*everyone going mental for it*
Some UKIP nutter is very angry about an interview with 9 year olds having 'childish answers' and that these children should have been GRILLED.
The Moggster has cancelled his boat trip after realising that following Nigel Farage's lead is probably not the way to go.
lol at these MPs wanting Mark Zuckerberg to come and explain this data bullshit. They presumably don't have any powers over foreigners, but I looked this up a while ago and they can fine/imprison people for telling them to get fucked and refusing to take part. I would love to have seen Mike Ashley or somebody see how far he could push it and become a political prisoner.
They love getting famous people in, gets their faces on the TV looking important (85% of MPs are driven solely by this and that's no exaggeration).
'That means it's gone from your account, doesn't it?'
As if Zuckerberg is going to rock up to that.
I'm bored of reading replies to Trump tweets as it's always the same bores.
I've moved onto the Guido Fawkes comment section. What a desolate waste land.
It was mega in the years before and after the 2010 election, but then it just became a UKIP hangout and turned shit.
I still lol every few days at 'it took me 30 years to get that fat'. Just a few months until I can nick it as well.
The classic Guido line-up is all big time now. I bet Tory Bear revels in it down Sun HQ, but Emily Nomates probably cringes whenever someone reminds her.
Deadly Dom is BACK, slamming the Facebook bullshit:
lol also at references to 'Jolyon the lawyer'.Another problem with CC’s theory is it requires that you believe simultaneously that a) Mercer/Putin et al are so brilliant and powerful they could orchestrate this global conspiracy AND b) it fell apart because they’re so dumb they entrusted the Brexit arm of it to Banks and Wigmore who promptly blabbed the whole dastardly scheme on the record to CC by mistake.
I was thinking we were due one, and sure enough some pithy journalist tweeted onto my timeline earlier: 'Funny how the man supposedly behind the brilliantly simple Brexit messaging can't communicate in less than 8,000 words'.
Yeah mate, your job as a journalist is very important and you are extremely talented.
And yes, all I have thought at any point in this Cambridge Analytica story is that it's only a story because they were doing it for Trump and whoever. Those who continue to do exactly the same thing for liberal-centrist concerns are praised and even going on the news as pundits regarding this.
People need to realise they cannot have both Facebook and privacy, once you put stuff in a public domain it's out there. If people want privacy then unfortunately the internet will have to be closed down.
I do love a good Dom bomb.
I wonder if at some point he'll chuck the towel in and create a reason to have another referendum.
At the end of that one he claims Leave would piss a second referendum, and who am I to doubt him, so let's call it on.
There is a definite undertone to that end (or perhaps something more overt than that) in a lot of what he writes.
I reckon you probably will end up with another one, which would launch the lols into the stratosphere almost regardless of result, but particularly if remain (they'd probably want a better team name next time) managed to lose again.
The ship's sailed on a second one. The negotiations are in about as full swing as we'll get.
Yeah, but the negotiations are only an attempt to continue the status quo forever, and when that turns out to be impossible one or both sides is going to agitate for an actual resolution.
I'm not a political strategist (I'm Yevrah), but how would you even wage another remain campaign?
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