Already been done.Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
Already been done.
That's actually the slogan he's campaigning on.
She should probably sack him. Makes her look strong and what's he going to do, formulate a hard-hitting Thucydides reference and write it up in 1,000 words in Monday's Telegraph?
I love this. What a fucking clusterfuck. It's hilarious!
It's astonishing this set of complete shitmunchers are the best we have to offer
They're not.
Exactly. Bring back Chuka.
As useless (or at least gutless) as they are, let's not pretend that Jeremy Corbyn isn't a complete braindead surrounded by violent cretins.
I was generalising. They're all utter dreck.
Idiots. Don't you know who Diane Abbot is?
Is she your social worker?
She said I have 552 billion 22 hundred problems.
Tom Tugendhat is the next PM in waiting. Think he was a remainer which is a minor problem but I'm sure we can get around that. T'reeza probably needs to cling on for another winter though or it might be early for him.
Problem Jezza has, in the finest traditions of British irony, is the fixed term parliaments act.
Six more than her.
Dear Jihadists,
Lee Mason deserves it.
Aye, and I was trying to draw this response out of you so I could call you a centrist dad.
Corbyn hasn't had an original thought in about fifty years. He's basically a vessel for Seamus Milne and John McDonnell's Marxist shite, which would come flooding in properly if they were ever in power. Part of me would like to see it happen, if only to hammer home to the idiots voting for them how shit it would actually be.
Marxist shite.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41519601
Fucking Grant Shapps? Is that the best you can do?
Oh I see they've got an Ed Vaizey quote underneath as well, nice of him to take a break from sipping champagne at the theatre.
The revenge of the over-promoted Gideon era stiffs. I bet she's bricking it.
It's a bit like when Hazel Blears and James Purnell were launching their annual bids to sink McDoom.
My Buzzfeed headline for today is: When you see what James Purnell now looks like and now does for a living you will ... not be remotely surprised.
This is how the left felt when the anti Corbyn choice was Owen Smith and fucking Angela Eagle.
Part of me wants a fresh election now just to see if the British people really, actually have it in them to make Jeremy Corbyn PM. I don't think they do.
Ultimately, they're all awful.
You can say what you like about Blair (and most of it would be fair game), but the son of a bitch knew how to lead.
I have this argument all the time with my (centrist) dad. He is a massive Blair fan because of the leadership he showed making the party electable. I say yeah that's true but it doesn't mean he wasn't a fucking wanker who ruined the country.
The advantage Jeremy has over his rivals is that he actually clearly believes in something, even though that something tends to end up with people raiding zoos for food.
My Mum called him a war criminal and kept shouting at the TV 'who asked you?' last time he was on Marr. I was there like
She was full on Blair and he cocked it up.
My Mum spent the whole of the mid 1990s saying Tony was a disgusting money-obsessed charlatan. She used to say it every time the news came on in 1996 and John Major was floundering as I ate potato waffles. Imagine being that right for that long. I'll never accomplish that.
I find this baffling
I read it because of thisOther amendments to CMA 1990
The Serious Crime Act 2015 added a new offence (s 3ZA) of ‘unauthorised acts causing, or creating risk of, serious damage’. The territorial scope of computer misuse was also extended, meaning that a UK national is still committing an offence if the computer misuse happened outside the UK, as long as it was also illegal in the country where the hacking took place.
The Police and Justice Act 2006 added a new offence of ‘making, supplying or obtaining articles for use in offence under ss 1, 3 or 3ZA’ (s 3A).
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...-cia-computers
From a jurisdiction and "victim" point of view... the offense took place in the US (US computers were hacked), the victims are not British, or were not in the UK, nobody in UK was a victim.. how on earth is this kid facing trial in the UK... I understand why the law exists, but it baffles me that someone is being tried in the UK for crimes committed in the US, against US citizens.
EDIT: It's probably for the best, as I guess it lessens the chance of him being extradited.
The old man not voting from 1992 to 2010 was a decent run (and only in 1992 because he had money on John Major), but then he broke it voting for the Liberal Democrat against David Davis and undid all of that good work.
It's probably comes from the fact that the US refuse to extradite their hackers so the UK does the same thing back. Also these hackers are regularly working for us on the down low.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics...keter-while-mp
For some reason I'd never seen or known about this until Twitter started bringing it up today. Fucking lol.
Despite the fact he comes across as useless every time I've seen him speak (or at least like George Osborne botched cloning himself), he is probably enough of a grubby little twat to be half-decent in a more important role, as he was when he quietly helped win the 2015 election whilst Labour was droning on about its GROUND GAME and 'Million Conversations'.
That's another group of people Dom Cummings napalmed in the referendum, the entire Cameroon-Gideonite set of arrogant wankers (their official spokesman now is Craig Oliver's Twitter page). They'll find it hard to 'modernise' from 42% of the vote too (unlike the 30% baseline reached under Hague) so I imagine the next decent leader is just around the corner.
He seems to have deleted his Twitter. Who is going to tell everyone they're shit now?
He absolutely fascinates me. He has the dial set absolutely perfectly between mad crank and evil genius. One day he torches the entire British establishment, the next day he posts a 50,000 word blog explaining how primary schools should be run like the space programme. And then he makes 'Jo Maugham QC' seethe.
I might write a biography of him and tour it at Hay-on-Wye.
A whatsapp convo that ol Grant got added to has been leaked.
We ended up kicking him out.
Is this Mogg dude really this alpha:
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/29/w...A0379F&gwt=pay
Mogg?
Really?
http://peterjnorth.blogspot.ch/2017/...-live.html?m=1
These people are all fucking nutters. '10 year recession, wipe out the middle class but that's okay because students will learn to pull themselves up by their bootstraps'
Fucking mental.
It sounds like a Long Good Friday-style hellscape and I for one voted for just that.
Where are all the whingeing Brexit novels, by the way? It's been over a year.
There's loads of them but in a new style, released 140 characters at a time.
What an odd piece. What perspective does he come from? Armed forces logistical corps or something?
Sadly for Hull, he's probably going to be wrong about 99% of that, but, you never know, that bit could be right.
I can't wait for the PIVOT NORTH. Let's move the capital to Whitby.
Boom
The rail links to Whitby are nonexistent, so it would have to be Leeds or York.
Scarbados will do. Ferry links to Bergen are the main thing.
Scarborough is tainted with noncing, and not the acceptable 'cultural' kind, so Doncaster might have to do.
I decided to do a stupid thing and read the comments on a The Spectator article. Someone had a very long post about why Theresa May is a socialist.
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